Freak at my First Responder class last night

I am a recruiter.

I'm taking a First Responder class as part of my CERT (Community Emergency Response Team) thingy. Volunteer stuff.

Emergency volunteer people are wackos. You don't want to know.

I was wondering the same thing. Are you to 100k yet? Whats your current ride? Gonna sell it? How tall are you? What color is it? I mean...hows work?

Ack!

Nope, I might make it but only if I STAY OFF OF BT! (Have to mention: I was working while at IMFL, setting interviews while perusing the tents at the Iron Village.)

I got an attack of the practicals and told him I needed a new car instead, give me the cash instead.

I'd be happy on a $1,000 bike. I'm a low maintenance kind of athlete.

Shannon, I used to work with a gal who had a sign on her desk: If you don't have anything good to say, come sit over here by me.

Do they even make Kotex anymore?

We need a "101 Uses for Kotex" thread (or, maybe not).

Hmmm... we're doing a Search & Rescue role play tonight. Maybe I could volunteer to be a victim and try to projectile vomit on her. No... that won't do. I'd actually have to vomit and that ain't cool. Then she'd try to wipe my chin with a Kotex...

Kotex was first called Cellucotton, and was invented as a WWI field dressing to control bleeding. http://www.snopes.com/business/origins/kotex.asp

It was only lafter the war that a marketing director at Kimberly Clark thought to use them as sanitary napkins.

I had an elderly instuctor in nursing school who would occasionally refer to pressure dressings as Kotex, harkening back to her own young training days when she was taught by those who commonly used  Kotex as such. I've also heard older physicians refer to pressure dressings as Kotex as well.