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2005-12-23 11:12 AM

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Subject: Weekend warning for the men
Police warning to all men:

The men who frequent clubs and parties need to stay cautious, when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called "BEER" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere. "BEER" is used by female predators to persuade helpless male victims to go home with them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "BEERS" and then asking him home for some no strings attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men helpless. After several "BEERS", men will have sex with even unattractive women. Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened.

Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in a scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once "BEER" is administered. At this point, to make matters worse, "BEER" will be removed and not allowed to be used again.

Forward this warning to every male, you know. And if you, or some man you know, have fallen victim to this insidious "BEER" and the predatory women to administer it, rest assured, male support groups exist in every major city, where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open, and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under "Golf Courses","Shooting Ranges","Local Triathlon Club".




2005-12-23 11:19 AM
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I'm a "Beer" survivor.
2005-12-23 11:27 AM
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bmacmanus - 2005-12-23 11:19 AM

I'm a "Beer" survivor.


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Hi Bill
2005-12-23 2:11 PM
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my name is tyrant and i am a beer survivor, its been 1 month since my last decision.
2005-12-23 2:23 PM
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ROFL!  It's too bad hardly anybody's here today, this thread is hilarious.

I guess that just goes to show how many people are wasting time at work on this website. 

tyrant - 2005-12-23 2:11 PM my name is tyrant and i am a beer survivor, its been 1 month since my last decision.

2005-12-23 3:23 PM
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Not only did the Mrs. not see the humor, but its been quite silent in the house since I read it to her.

(Did I hear someone ask if that was a bad thing?)


2005-12-23 3:58 PM
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Now that's an instant classic.
2005-12-23 4:11 PM
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That is awesome!

I too am a BEER survivor... My last experiance was last night! Can anyone help me find more nectar of life?

2005-12-24 7:51 AM
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ROFLMAO, this is classic great stuff. And oh so true.

Hi I'm G' Cracker and I'm a BEER survivor.

2005-12-24 1:54 PM
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OUTRAGEOUS! How long has this been going on? Please point out one of these predatory females. And, where do I find this BEER?
2005-12-24 2:17 PM
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Hey guys?  Anyone up for a beer?  It's my treat- kidding


2005-12-24 2:41 PM
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runnergirl29 - 2005-12-24 2:17 PM

Hey guys?  Anyone up for a beer?  It's my treat- kidding


did u say a free beer? hell let me call some of my freinds....
2005-12-24 10:03 PM
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My names Chris and I am a beer survivor....a couple times over. I hear next Saturday there will be many incidents of this "Beer" dispensing will happen throughout the world. I am scared I will be one of these victims. May the force be with you all!!!
2005-12-27 11:39 PM
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I saw a bumper sticker one day that said "BEER...HELPING UGLY MEN GET LAID SINCE 1826"

2005-12-28 1:03 AM
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runnergirl29 - 2005-12-24 12:17 PM Hey guys?  Anyone up for a beer?  It's my treat- kidding

This reminded me of another thread from some young lady.

25 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women:

You can enjoy a beer all month long
Beer stains wash out
You don't have to wine and dine beer
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball
When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
Hangovers go away
A beer label comes off without a fight
Beer is never late
Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
Beer never gets a headache
After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
A beer always goes down easy
You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
You can share a beer with your friends
You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
Beer is always wet
Beer doesn't demand equality
You can have a beer in public
A beer doesn't care when you come
A frigid beer is a good beer
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony

2005-12-28 9:45 AM
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Edited by isis54 2005-12-28 9:51 AM


2005-12-28 9:50 AM
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That's hilarious


runnergirl29 - 2005-12-24 12:17 PM Hey guys?  thread from some young lady.

25 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Men

You can enjoy a beer all month long
Beer stains wash out
You don't have to cook and clean beer
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you shop and get your nails done
When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
Hangovers go away
A beer label comes off slowly & sensuously
Beer is never late
Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
Beer never gives you a headache
After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
A beer always goes down easy
You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
You can share a beer with your friends
You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
Beer is always ready
Beer doesn't demand equality
You can have a beer in public
A beer doesn't care when you come
A frigid beer is a good beer
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony




Edited by isis54 2005-12-28 9:53 AM
2005-12-30 7:20 PM
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ha ha i laughed my a$$ off.
2005-12-30 7:57 PM
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Hmmm--I've been outed. I not only have and administer 'BEER'--I am going to do so this weekend, by a roaring campfire after I kayak into the site with my unsuspecting victim. *insert evil laughter here*


2005-12-30 10:00 PM
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Your warning, although welcome, is too late for me.  My name is Machiavelo and I was coerced into marriage by that same date rape drug, "BEER"!  HELP ME!!!!!!!  PLEASE!!!!!! 

For those of you out there who have not fallen prey to this outrageous drug .... RUN!  Women only seem cute and cuddly.  Once they get you all liquored up though, you're a gonner.  You might as well hand over your wallet and practice saying "yes dear (meaning "master"!"

2006-01-07 8:31 PM
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After the BEER post I had to bump this thread!


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