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 2006-01-20 2:05 AM |
Master  1867     The real USC, in the ghetto of LA |  Subject: only in a college area......see a house with 10 bikes locked to the bike racks and fences.... see bike racks in front of a house..... come home to see a guy peeing on my palm tree (i live in a old house converted to apartments), to which i said "thanks for watering my tree." and get a repsonse of "sure dude, get me another beer and ill take care of the other one" hear the sounds of some kid loosing his cookies at 12:30a on a wed. night...... and then hear his buddies laughing at him (not helping him) with the "dude have another shot it will make you feel better... see girls riding their bikes talking on their cell phones, wearing heels and a skirt..... drive by a frat house that burnt down..... what about y'all, what was so unique for you? Edited by tyrant 2006-01-20 2:07 AM |
| 2006-01-20 6:40 AM in reply to: #327939 |
Master 1462 Michigan | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... Ahhhhhhhh I miss those days, NOT. |
| 2006-01-20 6:45 AM in reply to: #327939 |
Pro 4189 Pittsburgh, my heart is in Glasgow | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... haha, I'm in college, I'm well aware of all of this. (but I keep my bike in my apartment, our bike racks suck). |
| 2006-01-20 7:31 AM in reply to: #327939 |
Elite 3201 South Florida | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... Except for the riding in heels and a skirt (I went to college in upstate NY - it was more like boots and a wool sweater) you're bringing back fun memories  |
| 2006-01-20 8:13 AM in reply to: #327939 |
Expert 906 Olathe, KS | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... Don't forget the old flea infested couches everyone has to put out on their lawns. "Hey look at us we are crazy college students - we put crappy furniture outside of our crappy houses and sit on it and drink crappy beer!" |
| 2006-01-20 10:30 AM in reply to: #327939 |
Giver 18427 | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... In college, Chuck Norris tried out for girl's field hockey, but had to quit because he annoyed his teammates every time he shouted "owie" after getting hit in the shin by the ball. |
| 2006-01-20 10:33 AM in reply to: #328164 |
Pro 4481 Reston | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... Chuck Norris isn't even going to bother with you. He's going to send Vin Diesel. Chuck said "I don't deal with sissy's. That is Vin's territory." run4yrlif - 2006-01-20 11:30 AM In college, Chuck Norris tried out for girl's field hockey, but had to quit because he annoyed his teammates every time he shouted "owie" after getting hit in the shin by the ball. |
| 2006-01-20 10:52 AM in reply to: #327939 |
Elite 2421 | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... How about what I have to deal with in one now that I'm all growed up (kinda). -Explaining to the students, for the 73rd time that day, that there are very few if any situations in normal english speaking that require you to start your sentence with the phrase "I/he/she was like..." and certainly none that require you to start 8 sentences in a row like that. -Picking beer cans/bottles and passed out coeds up off your lawn on Saturday mornings. -Slamming on the brakes every 50 yards when some kid talking on a cell steps out in front of you with nary a crosswalk in sight. -Hurling obsceneties at said kid when he flicks you off after you honk at him. -Having to deal with the blisters from the shovel you used to bury him in a shallow grave off one of the less traveled state highways. Ah to be young again... bts Edited by Brett 2006-01-20 10:53 AM |
| 2006-01-20 11:02 AM in reply to: #328171 |
Giver 18427 | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... Luckily, Vin Deisel's little skirt is still plenty big enough for Chuck Norris to hide behind.
3558 - 2006-01-20 11:33 AM Chuck Norris isn't even going to bother with you. He's going to send Vin Diesel. Chuck said "I don't deal with sissy's. That is Vin's territory." run4yrlif - 2006-01-20 11:30 AM In college, Chuck Norris tried out for girl's field hockey, but had to quit because he annoyed his teammates every time he shouted "owie" after getting hit in the shin by the ball. |
| 2006-01-20 11:24 AM in reply to: #328220 |
Pro 4481 Reston | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... Did you miss the part where run4yrlif - 2006-01-20 12:02 PM Luckily, Vin Deisel's little skirt is still plenty big enough for Chuck Norris to hide behind.
3558 - 2006-01-20 11:33 AM Chuck Norris isn't even going to bother with you. He's going to send Vin Diesel. Chuck said "I don't deal with sissy's. That is Vin's territory." run4yrlif - 2006-01-20 11:30 AM In college, Chuck Norris tried out for girl's field hockey, but had to quit because he annoyed his teammates every time he shouted "owie" after getting hit in the shin by the ball. Edited by 3558 2006-01-20 11:25 AM |
| 2006-01-20 11:34 AM in reply to: #327939 |
Master 1728 Pulaski TN | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... My brother just moved into the house I bought this past summer. He is a Freshman at MTSU and a Beta. So I have awoke to many people passed out all ove my house/ natty light pyramids/ pizza boxes that when I look at the time they were ordered at 130 am and tons of Texas hold em stuff!!! |
 2006-01-20 3:16 PM in reply to: #327939 |
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| Veteran 282 Dallas, TX | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... surfwallace - 2006-01-20 2:16 PM I am 30. I took some night classes at UT a couple years ago for no apparent reason. I knew I didn't belong when the 20 year old girl in front of me stood up and had "juicy" embroidered on her tight fitting sweat pants. I went back the next semester but believe me I knew I didn't belong. I think we all know the reason you went back the next semester. |
| 2006-01-20 3:24 PM in reply to: #328517 |
| Master 1867 The real USC, in the ghetto of LA | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... surfwallace - 2006-01-20 3:16 PM I am 30. I took some night classes at UT a couple years ago for no apparent reason. I knew I didn't belong when the 20 year old girl in front of me stood up and had "juicy" embroidered on her tight fitting sweat pants. I went back the next semester but believe me I knew I didn't belong. that remminds of of when i was at my JC, in my philosophy class we had a CHP (california HW patrol) officer in my class. the first day the teacher said "i am going to make a valid arguement that pigs can fly. pigs have wings, all winged animals can fly; therefore pigs can fly." the CHP officer stood up and you could hear him say under his breath "f-this bs" |
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| 2006-01-21 3:03 PM in reply to: #327939 |
| Expert 620 Guelph, Ontario | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... drinking beer on the roof of your "student" house while roomates tend to the bbq.. ahh summertime memories |
| 2006-01-22 9:44 PM in reply to: #327939 |
| Memphis, Tn | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... Don't forget about seeing the sunset and the sunrise, without any sleep in between. |
| 2006-01-22 10:09 PM in reply to: #327939 |
| 62 | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... These are all from one night visiting my brother at UWRF... -seeing a guy who's 6'5 and too drunk to walk climb a tree with skill that can only be matched by a chimp -seeing him fall out of that tree because one of his buddies threw him a beer and he tried to catch it -listening to a frat boy's idea of how to catch a squirrel that is nothing short of terrifying (it involved a torch, need I go on??) -sleeping on a porch couch -being sexiled from the porch couch good times...good times... |
| 2006-01-23 6:55 AM in reply to: #327939 |
| Expert 950 McKinney, TX | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... Going to Winn Dixie with 7 bucks and trying to decide what's more important: milk, bread, or beer. I think you know which one wins... |
| 2006-01-23 9:52 AM in reply to: #327939 |
| Pro 3906 St Charles, IL | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... Deciding that during a big house party/bbq is a wonderful time to try out australian style rappelling from the roof of your 3 story fraternity house. We were sober when we started, thanks to dry rush rules, though, so it wasn't *that* crazy... -Chris |
| 2006-01-23 4:21 PM in reply to: #327939 |
| Alpharetta, Georgia | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... One of the sororities at my university unintentionally created an annual event that ended up being banned for life. Their big thing is an anchor, and they had a big anchor sculpture in the front yard. Well every year on the night rush is over, and all of the new girls are in their new sorority houses, boys from every fraternity would do "anchor runs." This meant they ran from their fraternity to the anchor sculpture, left their boxers ON the anchor, and ran back nekkid. Quite the watch party for the girls, so to speak. One year I saw a guy in a batman mask and cape. Nothing else. |
| 2006-01-23 4:27 PM in reply to: #327939 |
| Master 1932 Savannah, | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... Hey, I was that girl on a bike. Some guys in a jeep were hootin at me and I smiled and waved....and hit a huge root and went flying...skirt and all. Very graceful. |
| 2006-01-23 4:47 PM in reply to: #330217 |
| Elite 3972 Reno | Subject: RE: only in a college area......
southernaquagoddess - 2006-01-23 4:27 PM Hey, I was that girl on a bike. Some guys in a jeep were hootin at me and I smiled and waved....and hit a huge root and went flying...skirt and all. Very graceful. I was on my bike crossing the athletic field. While waving to friends at the other side, turned and looking to the side, I went into a small ditch and did a slow motion endo in a skirt in front of the entire Rugby team..... Now, sigh, I cannot remember the last time I road a bike in a skirt.... the scooter, yes, but not the bike. What does this mean about my changing lifestyle? Edited by bootygirl 2006-01-23 4:48 PM |
| 2006-01-23 6:42 PM in reply to: #327939 |
| Veteran 149 Las Vegas | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... my frat brothers and i last winter thought it be fun to go streaking across our quad and into the gym. just like off old school. or the drunken snows angles from people falling and trying to get back up. you gotta love college life! |
| 2006-01-24 2:34 PM in reply to: #330217 |
| Master 1867 The real USC, in the ghetto of LA | Subject: RE: only in a college area...... southernaquagoddess - 2006-01-23 4:27 PM Hey, I was that girl on a bike. Some guys in a jeep were hootin at me and I smiled and waved....and hit a huge root and went flying...skirt and all. Very graceful. that remminds me, around here the girls wear the short tight skirts, and ride their bikes. so sometimes when i ride by i get a great view (im like nice, yellow....). although a saw a girl with one of those skirts riding standing up the whole way! |
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