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2006-03-03 11:21 AM

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Subject: Confessions: Last lie you told your spouse/s.o.

Friday afternoon entertaiment... 

Confessions: what is the last lie you told your spouse or significant other?

My husband called when I was eating lunch today, and he asked if I was enjoying the leftover lasagna he packed in my lunch. I lied and said I was, but I actually chewing on a mouthful of a sausage-egg-and-cheese sandwich from Dunkin Donuts. I just wasn't feeling lasagna today and didn't want to hurt his feelings.



2006-03-03 11:26 AM
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2006-03-03 11:33 AM
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"Why, no, honey ... your butt looks small in those 3/4 length jeans"

2006-03-03 11:38 AM
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huengsolo - 2006-03-03 11:33 AM

"Why, no, honey ... your butt looks small in those 3/4 length jeans"

She asked for the last lie you told to your spouse, not to tyrant!

Of course I have NEVER lied to mrs. bear in the 25 years I've known her.



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My last lie, now this was like 6 years ago.

 

I dont know why I smell like baby powder and have glittler on my clothes...

I am sure the guys will get this



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golfinggods - 2006-03-03 12:51 PM

My last lie, now this was like 6 years ago.

 

I dont know why I smell like baby powder and have glittler on my clothes...

I am sure the guys will get this

I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about.

And I haven't told her a lie since I actually did quit smoking.  

2006-03-03 12:03 PM
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The last lie was:

"Yea, we will ride together the whole time"

Then drop her....

2006-03-03 12:11 PM
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hahaha
why do they smell like baby powder? I never understood that.
2006-03-03 12:12 PM
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2006-03-03 12:15 PM
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"I just need to log my workout real quick."


2006-03-03 12:25 PM
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Her: Do you mind if my mom comes and stays a couple of weeks:

Me (gritting my teeth): No not at all honey, she can stay as long as she wants.

Chris

2006-03-03 12:27 PM
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golfinggods - 2006-03-03 11:51 AM

My last lie, now this was like 6 years ago.

 

I dont know why I smell like baby powder and have glittler on my clothes...

I am sure the guys will get this



ha ha, i had a gf once that was like "why are you covered in glitter?" to which i said, "i spilled some glitter on accident."

she was not conviced

2006-03-03 1:07 PM
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hangloose - 2006-03-03 12:15 PM "I just need to log my workout real quick."

 

YES!  That little lie slips out every day, and I get busted on days when she knowss I haven't yet been to the gym.... 

2006-03-03 1:13 PM
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Heeey....someone should ask Gullahcracker his story about glitter.
2006-03-03 2:52 PM
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"Oh no, Honey, I don't find your sister hot at all..."

Bill

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huengsolo - 2006-03-03 12:33 PM

"Why, no, honey ... your butt looks small in those 3/4 length jeans"



I swear to god I just said that the other day.
2006-03-03 3:10 PM
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marmadaddy - 2006-03-03 12:03 PM

......And I haven't told her a lie since I actually did quit smoking.  

Those were freebies....she knew.  Trust me on this one.....she knew.  She just didn't bust your *** because she knew you were trying.......either that or you and your wife have no physical relationship, in which case....sorry I brought it up.



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2006-03-03 4:22 PM
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I won't be out (riding my bike) for very long. It's just a quick workout today.
2006-03-03 4:25 PM
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southernaquagoddess - 2006-03-03 2:13 PM Heeey....someone should ask Gullahcracker his story about glitter.

Hey, I got it like that.

Sometimes a man just has to get a face full of big........and sometimes they're covered in glitter.

baby powder, hell try explaining the baby oil.



2006-03-03 4:32 PM
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hell try explaining the baby.
2006-03-03 4:33 PM
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"I love you too". Yes, I am getting divorced!!! Woohoo!!!

2006-03-03 4:39 PM
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Theseis supposed to be lies you told, not lies that have been told to you......

and I was getting divorced... jk

 

QUOTE]Tri Take Me Away - 2006-03-03 4:33 PM

"I love you too". Yes, I am getting divorced!!! Woohoo!!!

2006-03-03 4:39 PM
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gullahcracker - 2006-03-03 4:32 PM hell try explaining the baby.

LOL.

I've already covered my spouse, if BT is my s.o. then my most recent lie is:  I'm going home and I won't be logging back on until Monday, see y'all then.

Those of you racing, good luck and kick ass.  Those of you training, kick *** and good luck. 

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