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2006-03-15 7:47 AM

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Subject: FOR TYRANT....and everyone else (wed funnies)

Tyrant wanted to screw a girl that frequented his company, but she had a boyfriend. One day Tyrant got so frustrated, that he went up to her and said: I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you.

 

NO WAY
! - said the girl.
 

 

I'll be very fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I will be finished by the time you pick it up.
 
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
 

 

Her boyfriend instructs her to ask for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast,so he would not even be able to get his pants down! She agrees and accepts the proposal.
 

 

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks:- What happened?
 

 

The bastard used coins! - she said.
 

 

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before accepting and getting screwed. 

 

2006-03-15 9:53 AM
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WOW!!!   A free shot at TYRANT regarding is dating thread yesterday and no one is taking it.  I'm either IMPRESSED or DEPRESSED.....I'm confused. 
2006-03-15 10:04 AM
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Too easy. And I, for one, am still stunned by the thought of power being wielded by a Kinko's manager.
2006-03-15 10:05 AM
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Heh. What Bear said. 

the bear - 2006-03-15 11:04 AM Too easy. And I, for one, am still stunned by the thought of power being wielded by a Kinko's manager.

2006-03-15 11:19 AM
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the bear - 2006-03-15 8:04 AM Too easy. And I, for one, am still stunned by the thought of power being wielded by a Kinko's manager.

LMAO!!! So true, so true...

2006-03-15 11:35 AM
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the bear - 2006-03-15 11:04 AM

Too easy. And I, for one, am still stunned by the thought of power being wielded by a Kinko's manager.


It's okay. When all Kinko's employees are elevated to the lofty status of manager, they are given a lengthy speech by their kindly uncles or pseudo-religious martial arts masters, instructing them that with great power comes great responsibility. Thus, the power of Kinko's management is always used for good, not for evil.



2006-03-15 11:58 AM
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 An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

 The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
 gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

 The doctor asked what happened and the man explained.
 "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but
 nothing.  Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

 "We even called up Arlene, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it
 between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked. "You asked  your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, and none of us could get the  jar open."

2006-03-15 3:43 PM
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run4yrlif - 2006-03-15 10:05 AM

Heh. What Bear said. 

the bear - 2006-03-15 11:04 AM Too easy. And I, for one, am still stunned by the thought of power being wielded by a Kinko's manager.



glad you never have been in dire need of prints, or somehow ruined your powerpoint presentation on your way into the office of the CEO, and need the 'kid at kinkos' to fix it.

but if you ever are in that situation, make sure to be nice to the team member.
2006-03-15 3:48 PM
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tyrant - 2006-03-15 3:43 PM  glad you never have been in dire need of prints, or somehow ruined your powerpoint presentation on your way into the office of the CEO, and need the 'kid at kinkos' to fix it. but if you ever are in that situation, make sure to be nice to the team member.

As long as he/she doesn't abuse his/her massive power flirt with me.

2006-03-15 3:56 PM
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i always like the way COJ gets sooooooo off track. i think in the future when i have a serious question ill ask it to some other group....
2006-03-15 4:47 PM
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tyrant - 2006-03-15 3:56 PM i always like the way COJ gets sooooooo off track. i think in the future when i have a serious question ill ask it to some other group....

Some would say your next serious question will be your first one.

2006-03-15 4:53 PM
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the bear - 2006-03-15 4:47 PM

tyrant - 2006-03-15 3:56 PM i always like the way COJ gets sooooooo off track. i think in the future when i have a serious question ill ask it to some other group....

Some would say your next serious question will be your first one.



wow, no one sees me as serious? that is disappointing.
2006-03-15 5:29 PM
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2006-03-15 6:33 PM
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Lara - 2006-03-15 5:29 PM

wow, no one sees me as serious? that is disappointing.

maybe they find you seriously disappointing..




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2006-03-16 6:33 AM
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Wow, this seems to have turned into a Tyrant bashing.  Hope he's taking it as jokingly as (I think) all y'all meant it.  (I just learned how to use 'all y'all' in the Texas thread and was looking for a reason to use it.)

Anyone else notice that punctuation and capitalization aside, he spelled everything correctly in all of his posts on this thread?

We've figured you out, identity thief!  Who are you and what have you done with our Tyrant?

2006-03-16 1:24 PM
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hangloose - 2006-03-16 6:33 AM

Wow, this seems to have turned into a Tyrant bashing.  Hope he's taking it as jokingly as (I think) all y'all meant it.  (I just learned how to use 'all y'all' in the Texas thread and was looking for a reason to use it.)

Anyone else notice that punctuation and capitalization aside, he spelled everything correctly in all of his posts on this thread?

We've figured you out, identity thief!  Who are you and what have you done with our Tyrant?




I try to spell better after that one thread got out of hand, when people were joking that I was stupid, and developmentally challenged.
2006-03-16 1:54 PM
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Sorry to hear that, brah.  I liked it.  Cracked me up and never made me think any worse of you.  Half the time I thought you were making it up, because really no one is that bad of a speller.  Right?  Right?  Hello?  Is this thing on?

2006-03-17 2:14 AM
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hangloose - 2006-03-16 1:54 PM

Sorry to hear that, brah.  I liked it.  Cracked me up and never made me think any worse of you.  Half the time I thought you were making it up, because really no one is that bad of a speller.  Right?  Right?  Hello?  Is this thing on?



dont get me wrong, im a good sport, but when the conversation spins way out of control and people say things like "it took tyrant ill age 9 to get potty trained" that to me is way too far off course. but like i said, im a good sport, BC i know i talk alot of trash to everyone too.
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