Subject: RE: Things lots of people like...I hear you on the coffee. I like the smell tho, the taste however is repulsive. NO MATTER HOW MUCH CREAM OR SUGAR!!!
SUSHI.
I swear if one more person tries to get me to eat sushi... I will throttle them with their octopus surprise while shoving chopsticks up their backside.
them: "have you ever TRIED it"
me: "yes. it is disgusting"
them: "you should try it again"
me: "i have over 5 times. it is still disgusting"
them: "well this place has the best/ freshest, blah, blah, blah...."
me: "all five times it was prepared by highly skilled sushi "whatevers" at either a 4 or 5 star restaurant... I HATE THE FREAKIN' TASTE!!!"
I'm not sure if I hate sushi or the people pushing it on me more.
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