HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas

Grab a pair of scrubs and some adult toys and go as a Gynocologist.

OH MY GOD ! ! !

Great ideas - keep 'em coming.

two years ago I was Roy from siegfried and roy and my wife was a "sluty" tiger.  I had tight pants and a white shirt all ripped and covered in blood.  We won best costume (it was just after it happened). 

You can always go as a flasher. 

Get a black shirt and put a colorful letter P on it.  Then get some eyeblack and black one of your eyes.

When people ask what you're supposed to be say you're a "black eyed P"

You could even have one of their songs or dances ready to go if you're one of those ultra outgoing people 8)

The Siegfried and Roy is a good one.  Friends of mine did that - the "Roy" had a stuffed tiger attached to his neck w/ blood all over.

A white sheet stuffed with news paper, a tail, white make up on face...a sperm.

 You can say you're a really great swimmer.

I saw a guy one time as a flasher.  He had the trenchcoat, hat and marx bros. glasses with the nose/mustache.  Under the coat he wore all nude colored tights and top.  He rigged up a fake giant, uh, thingy that would swing up to "attention" when he opened up the coat.  It was hilarious.

the best (in terms of quality) costume I saw was a guy as a bust of George Washington on a pillar.  The pillar was around his body and the top of the pillar around his neck.  His neck and head/hair were all spray painted to look like a real statue/bust.  He would stand in the corner and not move and people wouldn't realize he was a person until they got close enough to see his eyeballs.  After a while his girlfriend put a drink on the pillar in front of him and he would drink it from a straw.  The costume was amazingly well done.

Especially since I have the photos ready to link.  LOL.  Maybe I can just post URLs.   

bcotten534 - 2006-09-27 10:51 AM If you want to be extra classy, Ive seen a preist costume with a hand pump to pump up an area that is below the waist but above the upper thighs

That's the exact costume I wore a couple years ago.  I still have it hanging in my closet.

BTW, I'm nothing if not extra classy

bcotten534 - 2006-09-27 10:51 AM If you want to be extra classy, Ive seen a preist costume with a hand pump to pump up an area that is below the waist but above the upper thighs

You know, if you use that and one of those "My Buddy" dolls from the 80s, I'm sure you could win something.