Young Frankenstein quotes

WHAT HUMP?

Would you give me a foot massage?  Pulp Fiction hijack!

NICE WHAT KNOCKERS!

My sincere apologies to all involved ... I was actually trying to do this from memory vs the standard imdb copy and paste. Some people are no fun whatsoever.

Edited by 1 Foot The Other 2007-01-06 8:23 PM

 

"Put...the candle.....back!"

(BTW..I think it was "What knockers" )

Edited by Birkierunner 2007-01-06 8:17 PM

DON'T .... put ... the ... candle ... back!"


Edited by 1 Foot The Other 2007-01-06 8:20 PM

  Hey, I'm doing this from memory too....!     honest

 

"Blucher!!!"    (followed by horses whinnying)

Edited by Birkierunner 2007-01-06 10:44 PM

Well, whose brain is it?
Um ... Abby ... Abby Somebody.
Abby who?
Abby ... Normal.

(Describing the proposed monster:  )

"He would have an enormous voonsticka"

"........That goes without saying..."

"woooooof"

"He's going to be very popular"

Edited by Birkierunner 2007-01-07 8:03 AM

Too late to edit my old post ... the imdb version of the Abby Normal convo ... much funnier ...

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
[shakes and grabs him]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?

Sweet mystery of life, at last I have found you!!!!!!!!!

"Wait...come back....I was going to make espresso..."

Hello. Would you like to have a roll in ze hay? It's fun!

IT'S FRANKENSTEEN!!!

ROLL ROLL, ROLL IND ZEE HAY!!!!

Edited by autumn 2007-01-07 5:24 PM

Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What did he say?
Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"

pretty much any moment w/ madeline khan, or frau blucher.

elizabeth: Oh my God. Woof....Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.

Frau Blucher:  "Stay close to the candle....the stairs..can..be..treacherous"  (of course, the candle was not lit)

"Open the door, open the door...mommie!"

Chap

"No tongue..."

yea. i love elizabeth's transformation from frigid to liberated hottie (thanks to the monster). hee hee.

DAMN YOUR EYES!
Too late!