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Subject: 50 year old men who chew with their mouth open,
and happen to be in the cube in front of me   wtf??


2007-05-17 12:14 PM
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Subject: RE: 50 year old men who chew with their mouth open,
I bet he can't make his bed properly either!
2007-05-17 12:15 PM
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Subject: RE: 50 year old men who chew with their mouth open,
That drives me crazy.  I hate when people, especially adults, chew with their mouths open.  Yuck!!
2007-05-17 12:20 PM
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2007-05-17 12:22 PM
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Subject: RE: 50 year old men who chew with their mouth open,

pigfinn - 2007-05-17 11:13 AM and happen to be in the cube in front of me   wtf??

If that's the worst thing you hear, I'd say you're doin' good.

 

2007-05-17 12:22 PM
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2007-05-17 3:05 PM
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Subject: RE: 50 year old men who chew with their mouth open,

So it would be okay if he was only 49?

What do you have against 50-year-olds? 

Just for the record, I'm over 50 and always chew with my mouth shut.

I also still have all my teeth and all my hair (though the hair is getting pretty gray these days).  And most days I can get around without my walker...

Just wait, you'll be old some day too! 

Mark

2007-05-17 3:26 PM
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Subject: RE: 50 year old men who chew with their mouth open,
RedCorvette - 2007-05-17 3:05 PM

So it would be okay if he was only 49?

What do you have against 50-year-olds? 

Just for the record, I'm over 50 and always chew with my mouth shut.

I also still have all my teeth and all my hair (though the hair is getting pretty gray these days).  And most days I can get around without my walker...

Just wait, you'll be old some day too! 

Mark

I was trying to figure out myself what being 50 had to do with it.  Very odd comment.  Disgusting has no age limit, my friend.  It's just as nasty when you young guys do it.

And btw, Mark.  Old guys are hot!  All your own teeth, you say?  Niiiiice.... 

2007-05-17 3:28 PM
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Subject: RE: 50 year old men who chew with their mouth open,
It would not be any better if it were a 25 year old woman chewing food with her mouth open.  But, I digress, "what to do"?  How about if you say: "Hey bud, would mind closing your f*&*ing mouth while you're eating.  Where were you raised?  In an outhouse?  You look disgusting doing that!"
2007-05-17 3:39 PM
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Subject: RE: 50 year old men who chew with their mouth open,
Machiavelo - 2007-05-17 3:28 PM

It would not be any better if it were a 25 year old woman chewing food with her mouth open.  But, I digress, "what to do"?  How about if you say: "Hey bud, would mind closing your f*&*ing mouth while you're eating.  Where were you raised?  In an outhouse?  You look disgusting doing that!"


I like it.

But start by calling him `Mr. Ed' ...
2007-05-17 3:45 PM
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2007-05-17 4:16 PM
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Subject: RE: 50 year old men who chew with their mouth open,

 

Ask him how his last colonoscopy went and if he has a DVD that you can watch.

 

2007-05-17 4:34 PM
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ScottoNM - 2007-05-17 4:16 PM

 

Ask him how his last colonoscopy went and if he has a DVD that you can watch.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8824vdudSWc

2007-05-17 4:42 PM
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Subject: RE: 50 year old men who chew with their mouth open,
the bear - 2007-05-17 4:34 PM
ScottoNM - 2007-05-17 4:16 PM

 Ask him how his last colonoscopy went and if he has a DVD that you can watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8824vdudSWc

I love that this was in the "How To & DIY" category on YouTube. Thanks, but I don't think I'll do it myself!  

2007-05-17 4:43 PM
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the bear - 2007-05-17 3:34 PM
ScottoNM - 2007-05-17 4:16 PM

 

Ask him how his last colonoscopy went and if he has a DVD that you can watch.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8824vdudSWc

..oh.......NO.....HE......DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-05-17 4:45 PM
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Subject: RE: 50 year old men who chew with their mouth open,
Machiavelo - 2007-05-17 3:28 PM

How about if you say: "Hey bud, would mind closing your f*&*ing mouth while you're eating.  Where were you raised?  In an outhouse?  You look disgusting doing that!"


I'll mail you ten bucks if you can toss 4 out of ten m&m's in his mouth from ten feet away.

oh yea. and no shotgunning a whole one lb bag at em either.



2007-05-17 4:54 PM
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Subject: RE: 50 year old men who chew with their mouth open,
Ooooh!! I bet he's one of those guys that walks around naked in the locker room w/ a towell draped over his shoulder.  Maybe if you try and picture that in your mind, the chewing w/ an open mouth thing won't be so bad.
2007-05-17 5:54 PM
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Subject: RE: 50 year old men who chew with their mouth open,
When I read this all I could think of was Creed Bratton from The Office. 
2007-05-17 8:10 PM
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Subject: RE: 50 year old men who chew with their mouth open,
Tania - 2007-05-17 4:26 PM

And btw, Mark.  Old guys are hot!  All your own teeth, you say?  Niiiiice.... 

I prefer to be referred to as "mature"...

 

2007-05-17 8:50 PM
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Subject: RE: 50 year old men who chew with their mouth open,
RedCorvette - 2007-05-17 3:05 PM

So it would be okay if he was only 49?

What do you have against 50-year-olds? 

Just for the record, I'm over 50 and always chew with my mouth shut.

I also still have all my teeth and all my hair (though the hair is getting pretty gray these days).  And most days I can get around without my walker...

Just wait, you'll be old some day too! 

Mark

I have nothing against 50 years olds, I am 45... I was implying that by the time you are 50, you should have learned to chew with your mouth closed!!!!!!!!!!!, because it's gross!!!!

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