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2004-08-05 7:22 PM
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Tom,
It's great to have you back! You brought a laugh to the end of my crazy, stress driven, never ending-day life that is all consummed with work....and in the bottom desk drawer you ask?? Yep, a jar of PB, just to get you through the day. Ah, green apples, peanut butter.....sweet heaven!! Love my PB!


2004-08-05 7:25 PM
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Every piece of that story is true, I swear it. 
2004-08-05 7:27 PM
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yah, super chunky PB is the perfect food

But there are 2 others in the long list of PB cousins which also give my tastebuds their multiple orgasms and cause my eyes to roll back like those of a Great White shark on a feeding frenzy:

ever tried Nutella or PBMax?

PB consistency with choco-flavor
2004-08-05 7:32 PM
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Anything capable of giving orgasms must be tried! Will add to the grocery list

1. milk
2. bread
3. PB
4. orgasm PB...

Sorry, had to pick up on it! ;-)
2004-08-05 7:34 PM
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I think back in page 2 or 4 somewhere there are some posts on Nutella....
2004-08-05 8:22 PM
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I can't take the time to skim [milk] all of the first 9+ pages....'soy' I simply put my observations out here on pg 10.

Did anyone post *my* fav 'whey' to enjoy chunky pnt btr? On RAISIN TOAST.....oh yeah baby

I do so like it, Sam-I-am


2004-08-05 10:49 PM
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Heck with the Umpa Lumpas...I just found out I'm not the only one who puts PB on Carmel Rice Cakes!!!!

I need some PB....c'mere...Belle...good girl...she shares my addiction....woman's best friend....what I really want is a PB cookie....it's nearly 10pm, do you think it's too late to bake?


Would you believe last night I ate chocolate ice cream with peanut butter on top? OMG....and someoen on this post thought NUTELLA is ORGASMIC? I think my hubby was jealous...
2004-08-06 5:50 AM
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I'm the one with the mouth orgasms....why the heck not, eh?

and 'hi' from a fellow cheesehead!



2004-08-06 7:22 AM
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Mouth orgasms can be fun....but I believe this must be the only form that adds thickness to the hips!

Hi Back, Cheesehead
2004-08-06 9:21 AM
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spiererd - 2004-08-03 9:25 PM

If any of you are ever in New York you must visit the Peanut Butter Company. A small restaurant dedicated to the decandence of peanut butter, fluff, and other delicious sticy condiments. Sandwiches such as the Elvis, and peanut butter sampler plates are all the rave.

David



How could you do that to me????????

You posted this on the day that I WAS IN NEW YORK. AND I DIDN’T KNOW!



That’s mean. I now feel empty and unwanted.




Like the shell of a peanut.

Must find chicken satay.
2004-08-06 10:17 AM
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Don't worry Mike...this is a post that never ends! We'll welcome you back with open arms and a jar of PB! Hope your trip went well! But, glad to have you back!


2004-08-06 5:51 PM
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I wonder if the Peanut Butter Company caters...

2004-08-06 6:28 PM
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ahhhhh,

just finished myafternoon peanut butter sandwich on wheat!

nothing sexy about it....

i went old school....

peanut butter
wheat bread
slather
slap together
eat

mmmmmmm



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2004-08-06 6:30 PM
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Brings back memories...

I drew the shades tight.  I put a movie in the VCR in my daughters room and guiltily slunk out....  tip-toeing down the hall, I ignored the dogs with their flapping ears and windshield-wiper tails.  I was wired tight and hurrying.  I heard a creak and froze, looking back and all around.  I heard the ticking of the clock and the far off noise of a child laughing.  I continued my dirty little march and slid into into the kitchen.  Maniacally I burst into action: knife, peanutbutter, crunchy AND creamy.  Concord grape jelly.  Kosher pickles.  Bread. 

I take out 4 slices.  Yes, 4.  I toss them on the plate and furtively reach for and catch one that went to far and fell off.  A flash of light from the knife in the darkened kitchen, glinty and forboding...  Spinning lids fall and clank, but I don't hear.  I am a machine, predernatural, a raging beast with one goal:  the kill, the first magical bite the last pregnant middle of the sandwich. 

Sandwich 1:  Crunchy peanutbutter with grape jelly.  I resist the urge to take a lick of the knife.  I walk a delicate line here, between satiation and gluttoney and I know it.  No snacking.  I am a pro and have fallen victim to these pitfalls before.  I close the bread and rince the know and wipe it with apaper towel.

Sandwich  2: Creamy peanut butter, slices of kosher pickles, another slather of peanut butter on slice two (otherwise the pickles slide around.  Close sandwich.

I hurridly throw the lids back on, furtively trying to match the correct lids to the correct jars.  1, 2, 3, 4!  Refrigerator...SLAM... Cupbopard...SLAM... Pantry... SLAM!

Wait, something its wrong.  I pause, plate in hand.  I hear birds... I hear Ogres yelling at Donkeys...  I hear the panting of two completely mesmerized Golden Retrievers...  What is it...  What...  OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

MILK...!  I have almost forgotten the cherry on top of the pie.  The dairy to wash down my rich haul.  Wshew.  Swing... SLAM. gurgle gurgle...glop glop glop.  Hand full I sit at the table and set everything down... Where to start....  ummmmmmmm  ummmmmmmm... ummmmmmmm.... smack, slurp unnnnunn...gurgle, gurgle...smack....

AHhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2004-08-06 6:32 PM
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Ah... back to the basics.  that is so square it's trendy.  My hat is off to you...

I wonder if anyone new ever takes the time to read through all 10 pages of postings on this thread....

2004-08-06 7:06 PM
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2004-08-06 7:45 PM
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2004-08-06 8:08 PM
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Dude, I just finished doing the SAME thing! I kept reading these references to posts on pages 1-9 and it was killing me!!

Too much time on my hands is a bad thing. I have a half jar of PB in the cupard and it's just me tonight soooooooo.......

Anyway, this is the most interesting thread that I have ever read.
2004-08-09 10:56 AM
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2004-08-09 11:01 AM
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RESURRECTED! OMG!!! And for the record, I had a PBJ (chunky, and strawberry) sandwich before my run yesterday..... Very nice. Thought of you all as I tried to rig my camisole to afford better support..... But alas, just ended up slathering myself with peanut butter...........
2004-08-09 12:53 PM
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now you know they're gonna want pictures of THAT! 


2004-08-09 9:09 PM
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It's evening on a Monday.....
I'm fixing dinner for my son, putzing around the house, doing the daily chores.

Go to empty out the dishwasher, chuckling to myself at a couple recent posts I read on the BT boards when....

I notice the silverware rack in my dishwasher....

The only utensils in it are.....knives....

Sigh....

I flash back and realize that that's a common occurrence at the ole' homestead.....as I think back on all the peanut butter sandwiches with assorted toppings and concoctions that I tend to create in the wee hours of the night.....

"Hi, my name is Nancy and I'm addicted to peanut butter...."

2004-08-09 9:11 PM
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Were you wearing a chamisole?
2004-08-09 9:11 PM
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Were you wearing a chamisole?
2004-08-09 9:11 PM
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Were you wearing a camisole?

Edited by tmwelshy 2004-08-09 9:12 PM
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