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2008-07-30 2:24 PM
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grdavison - 2008-07-30 3:23 PM
cami bee - 2008-07-30 11:54 AM

Did you mean August 07? And congratulations.

yeah i did... doh... i'm a dummy

well... duh.... you work in health care.... 

-B 



2008-07-30 2:24 PM
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there bcart... I took the new page for you...

-B 

2008-07-30 2:26 PM
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omg.. that is too funny



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2008-07-30 2:28 PM
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akustix - 2008-07-30 12:24 PM
grdavison - 2008-07-30 3:23 PM
cami bee - 2008-07-30 11:54 AM

Did you mean August 07? And congratulations.

yeah i did... doh... i'm a dummy

well... duh.... you work in health care.... 

-B 

don't mess wit me... i nuke your little bits! 

 

2008-07-30 2:29 PM
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2008-07-30 2:31 PM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
Rynamite - 2008-07-30 2:29 PM
grdavison - 2008-07-30 3:28 PM
akustix - 2008-07-30 12:24 PM
grdavison - 2008-07-30 3:23 PM
cami bee - 2008-07-30 11:54 AM

Did you mean August 07? And congratulations.

yeah i did... doh... i'm a dummy

well... duh.... you work in health care.... 

-B 

don't mess wit me... i nuke your little bits

 

Nuke mine so I can't have kids.

 

 

 

 

Wait, forgot the sarc font.

 

Or did I?

Can they focus on something so small?



2008-07-30 2:31 PM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
Rynamite - 2008-07-30 2:29 PM

grdavison - 2008-07-30 3:28 PM
akustix - 2008-07-30 12:24 PM
grdavison - 2008-07-30 3:23 PM
cami bee - 2008-07-30 11:54 AM

Did you mean August 07? And congratulations.

yeah i did... doh... i'm a dummy

well... duh.... you work in health care.... 

-B 

don't mess wit me... i nuke your little bits! 

 

Nuke mine so I can't have kids.

 

 

 

 

Wait, forgot the sarc font.

 

Or did I?



Please let this happen. That way Ryan can't spread his germ around the world!
2008-07-30 2:32 PM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
grdavison - 2008-07-30 2:26 PM

omg.. that is too funny

I'm assuming they are like The Onion?  And yeah, that is funny.

2008-07-30 2:32 PM
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2008-07-30 2:33 PM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
grdavison - 2008-07-30 3:28 PM
akustix - 2008-07-30 12:24 PM
grdavison - 2008-07-30 3:23 PM
cami bee - 2008-07-30 11:54 AM

Did you mean August 07? And congratulations.

yeah i did... doh... i'm a dummy

well... duh.... you work in health care....

-B

don't mess wit me... i nuke your little bits!

 

Dude... I was a REAL physicist... my bits have already been nuked...

-B 

2008-07-30 2:33 PM
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Spokes - 2008-07-30 1:26 PM

lisac957 - 2008-07-30 11:19 AM
Spokes - 2008-07-30 1:14 PM just in case I wake up some morning and you're in a diabetic coma
This is scary stuffz. I can't tell you how many times growing up my dad would get me up in the middle of the night b/c my diabetic mother was having an insulin reaction - she seemed to react to me asking her to eat better than anyone else. He's had to call an ambulance a handful of times. Not fun. I assume you know the symptoms and what to do?

Yes, I know what to do.

Even better - waking up with her having had a mild stroke last year. She sounded drugged. It had nothing to do with her diabetes... it turns out she has a small hole in her heart, which is actually quite common - never diagnosed before.

Lisa, it doesn't help that she's stoic as hell - raised by Irish parents who weren't terribly emotional - I offered to drive her to the ER and she actually drove *herself* - twice (as they misdiagnosed what had happened the first time). Of course, I'm kind of stubborn, to, I broke an elbow playing 21 on a basketball court and I drove myself home 70 miles to the ER.

She gets tired sometimes and I've seen one nice little blood sugar crash - I've mentioned this in TAN before - those are scary, the cold sweats and you're frantically looking for cookies, Cokes, fruit juice and shoving it down her to get the BS level back up. But she doesn't let the damn disease slow her down any more than it does. 

Dude - keep a Gu around at all times.  best thing in the world.   Keep a couple in the car - a couple in her purse - a couple in your bike bags.  They are wonderful for that. 

Don't tell her she needs something, put it in front of her and she will take it.  Diabetics often get agitated when they are crashing andd someone tells them to do something.  place it in front of them and it becomes a favor. 



2008-07-30 2:34 PM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
Rynamite - 2008-07-30 3:29 PM

Nuke mine so I can't have kids.

 

 

 

 

Wait, forgot the sarc font.

 

Or did I?



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2008-07-30 2:34 PM
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crowny2 - 2008-07-30 12:31 PM

Can they focus on something so small?

down to as small as 4cm.... still plenty of room left over to nuke ryna's bits

oops i forgot the sarc font...... or did i?

2008-07-30 2:39 PM
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2008-07-30 2:39 PM
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akustix - 2008-07-30 2:33 PM

Dude... I was a REAL physicist... my bits have already been nuked...

-B


HA. According to a prof for a class i took, guys' bits couldn't be nuked, but women's could.

i hated that guy.
2008-07-30 2:40 PM
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Sharkie - 2008-07-30 12:39 PM

Internet has been down... ALL DAY!!!!!!

Yes... I did have withdrawls and go crazy....

 

I feel your pain...



2008-07-30 2:40 PM
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Rynamite - 2008-07-30 2:32 PM

mr2tony - 2008-07-30 3:31 PM
Rynamite - 2008-07-30 2:29 PM
grdavison - 2008-07-30 3:28 PM
akustix - 2008-07-30 12:24 PM
grdavison - 2008-07-30 3:23 PM
cami bee - 2008-07-30 11:54 AM

Did you mean August 07? And congratulations.

yeah i did... doh... i'm a dummy

well... duh.... you work in health care.... 

-B 

don't mess wit me... i nuke your little bits! 

 

Nuke mine so I can't have kids.

 

 

 

 

Wait, forgot the sarc font.

 

Or did I?

Please let this happen. That way Ryan can't spread his germ around the world!

Psh, I'mna have like 20 kids and name them all Ryan, just like George Foreman.



That would require sex, with women, and we all know you don't like the ladies. And they don't like you too. So really, it works out.
2008-07-30 2:40 PM
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Rynamite - 2008-07-30 3:20 PM
crowny2 - 2008-07-30 3:19 PM

mr2tony - 2008-07-30 12:55 PM I'm bored. Entertain me clowns!

Look at Ryan's avatar. 

Go for it, but I gotta warn the ladies (and 2goggs), you might get aroused.

Yeah...not so much. Goggs' puppy is better looking.

2008-07-30 2:40 PM
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TheSchwamm - 2008-07-30 12:39 PM
akustix - 2008-07-30 2:33 PM

Dude... I was a REAL physicist... my bits have already been nuked...

-B

HA. According to a prof for a class i took, guys' bits couldn't be nuked, but women's could. i hated that guy.

sort of... a guys bits can recover .. up to a point... if a girls ovaries are nuked... well thats all she wrote...

2008-07-30 2:41 PM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
TheSchwamm - 2008-07-30 2:39 PM

akustix - 2008-07-30 2:33 PM

Dude... I was a REAL physicist... my bits have already been nuked...

-B


HA. According to a prof for a class i took, guys' bits couldn't be nuked, but women's could.

i hated that guy.


No, but a well-placed kick to the undercarriage will put the boys in a sling for a few hours. If not days.
2008-07-30 2:42 PM
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wurkit_gurl - 2008-07-30 2:40 PM

Rynamite - 2008-07-30 3:20 PM
crowny2 - 2008-07-30 3:19 PM

mr2tony - 2008-07-30 12:55 PM I'm bored. Entertain me clowns!

Look at Ryan's avatar. 

Go for it, but I gotta warn the ladies (and 2goggs), you might get aroused.

Yeah...not so much. Goggs' puppy is better looking.



Amen to that. You want I should put up a picture of beautiful me?


2008-07-30 2:42 PM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
wurkit_gurl - 2008-07-30 3:40 PM

Rynamite - 2008-07-30 3:20 PM

Go for it, but I gotta warn the ladies (and 2goggs), you might get aroused.

Yeah...not so much. Goggs' puppy is better looking.



Ouch.
2008-07-30 2:42 PM
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2008-07-30 2:43 PM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
grdavison - 2008-07-30 2:40 PM

TheSchwamm - 2008-07-30 12:39 PM
akustix - 2008-07-30 2:33 PM

Dude... I was a REAL physicist... my bits have already been nuked...

-B

HA. According to a prof for a class i took, guys' bits couldn't be nuked, but women's could. i hated that guy.

sort of... a guys bits can recover .. up to a point... if a girls ovaries are nuked... well thats all she wrote...


"Women cannot go to Mars because they would not be able to have children because of the radiation exposure over the time it would take to get there."

Damage the cells that produce sperm, and what happens?
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