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2004-08-18 10:01 AM
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Got Wahoo?
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Jus' hang loose blooood.  She goonna catch up on the`
rebound a de medcide.


What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I
dug her rap.

Cut me som' slac' jak!  Chump don wan no help, chump 
don git no help.  Jive ass dude don got no brains
anyhow.



2004-08-18 10:02 AM
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Lonliness, thats the bottom line.  I was never happy
as a child . . . Christmas Ted, what does that mean 
to you?  It was living hell.  Do you know what its 
like falling in the mud and getting kicked, in the head. 
With an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does,
that never happens.  Sorry Ted, that's a dumb question.
2004-08-18 10:06 AM
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Master
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Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Jane Spencer: Goodyear?

Frank: No, the worst
2004-08-18 10:19 AM
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makes me want to go to blockbuster on my lunch break
2004-08-18 10:36 AM
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Master
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1 - Does your dog bite?
2- No, my dog does not bite
3. Ouch, I thought you said your dog does not bite.
4. That is not my dog.

Edited by Motivated 2004-08-18 10:36 AM
2004-08-18 10:41 AM
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Master
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Stewardess: Can I get you anything to drink?

Clark Griswald: Honey? I guess I'll have a Coke.

Stewardess: Do you want that in the can?

Clark Griswald: No, I'll have it right here.


2004-08-18 10:44 AM
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See your future Danny, Be your future Danny.
na na na na na na na na nananananannananana............
2004-08-18 10:48 AM
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WHAT? You went over my helmet?

2004-08-18 10:49 AM
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Playing with his dolls-Dark Helmet:

[In Dark Helmet voice] And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to. [In Vespa voice] No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive. [In D.H. voice] Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it! [In V. voice] No, no, leave me alone! [In DH voice] No, kiss me! [V.] No! Stop! [DH] Yes, yes! [V.] Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!

2004-08-18 10:52 AM
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You know Captain, your mouthwash just doesn't cut it


-car blows up-



A man's got to know his limitations
2004-08-18 11:02 AM
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Rusty Griswold: Hey, ya' got Pac Man?

Cousin Dale: No.

Rusty Griswold: Ya' got Space Invaders?

Cousin Dale: Nope.

Rusty Griswold: Ya' got Asteroids?

Cousin Dale: Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.


2004-08-18 11:15 AM
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David St. Hubbins: It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.
2004-08-18 11:16 AM
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Marty DiBergi: Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins?
David St. Hubbins: That's right, yes.
Marty DiBergi: What was he the saint of?
David St. Hubbins: He was the patron saint of quality footwear.

Edited by marmadaddy 2004-08-18 11:17 AM
2004-08-18 11:19 AM
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"This amp goes up to 11" - Nigel Tufnell

Ian
2004-08-18 11:22 AM
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Expert
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If you're talking Spinal Tap. There's only one sequence
Stonehenge (or stahn-inge as they say)

Ian
2004-08-18 11:52 AM
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i vote for a BT chatroom


2004-08-18 11:57 AM
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CLARENCE
Well, enough about the King, how 'bout you?

LUCY
How 'bout me what?

CLARENCE
How 'bout you go to the movies with me tonight?

LUCY
What are we gonna see?

CLARENCE
A Donny Chiba triple feature. "The Streetfighter", "Return of the
Streetfighter", and "Sister Streetfighter".

LUCY
Who's Sonny Chiba?

CLARENCE
He is, bar none, the greatest actor working in martial arts movies ever.

LUCY
(not believing this)
You wanna take me to a kung fu movie?

2004-08-18 11:57 AM
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Who you callin a "Ho", Ellen???????? (and do you know anything about her rates?)

I'm starting my lunch hour - so no - I haven't caved to the siren song of these boards.

I thought this was DEAD at 3:45 this morning. It was down near the bottom of page 1, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO someone (TOM?????) had to give it mouth to mouth and bring it back.

I gotta go consume large quantities (no Tom, that is not 4 breasts) of mass produced nutrition.

See y'all.

Gary
2004-08-18 12:07 PM
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I'm allowing myself just 5 posts all day long... This is #1. I've reached new heights of productivity after I untoggled all the email reminders. (!!!!) Looks like I missed a heck of a conversation yesterday regarding movie quotes. Hmmmmmm....

I thought this was supposed to be about NOTHING!? I had a bagel this AM with crunchy peanut butter on top. MMMMM.

Don't know what I'll have for lunch... not a Big Mac.... Been awhile since I'd had one, and was struck with gastrointestinal distress on Monday. Boooo Hissss.....

OK, well that's all the random musings I have for you today. 4 more posts to go... How should I spend them???  Any suggestions?

Oh crap! My boobs came untaped.... Gotta Go!

2004-08-18 12:08 PM
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I'm nawt dead yet.

yes you are


THUMP
2004-08-18 12:10 PM
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Expert
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We are the knights who say 'NI!"

"NI NI NI NI NI NI!"

Ian


2004-08-18 12:11 PM
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I want.... a shrubbery



2004-08-18 12:12 PM
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Thanks Whiz for truly understanding the essence (or lack thereof) of this thread. You truly get it, everyone else:

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!! Now, where's my lobster bisque?
2004-08-18 12:13 PM
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"I'm French,. Why do you think I'm talking in this ridiculous accent"

Ian
2004-08-18 12:15 PM
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OMG - you guys have just added about a 1000 more hits to this if we start on the Holy Grail.

It's only a Flesh Wound!!!

It's just a little Rabbit! .... But he's got HUGE sharp teeth!

No, No, I don't need your help- I can save myself

and so on and so on yada yada yada blah blah blah

Edited by glf33 2004-08-18 12:16 PM
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