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 2013-12-06 11:15 AM in reply to: BrianRunsPhilly |
 Deep in the Heart of Texas |  Subject: RE: Jokes that science nerds might appreciate.René Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he would like another. "I think not," he says and vanishes in a puff of logic. |
| 2013-12-06 11:35 AM in reply to: Hook'em |
Member  432  Calgary, AB | Subject: RE: Jokes that science nerds might appreciate. (funny-engineering-joke-tape.jpg) Attachments ---------------- funny-engineering-joke-tape.jpg (26KB - 13 downloads) |
| 2013-12-06 6:20 PM in reply to: Hoos |
Regular 866 Central Coast, CA | Subject: RE: Jokes that science nerds might appreciate. Just saw this one, figured it would fit perfectly in this thread (sugarCubed.jpg) Attachments ---------------- sugarCubed.jpg (48KB - 17 downloads) |
| 2013-12-11 3:50 AM in reply to: MOlsen |
Melon Presser 52116  | Subject: RE: Jokes that science nerds might appreciate. It's not just the length of the vector. It's where you apply the force. Q: What do you call an insect that can't speak? |
| 2013-12-11 4:21 AM in reply to: TriAya |
| Subject: RE: Jokes that science nerds might appreciate. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. Two to hold the giraffe and one to put the clock in the bathtub. |
| 2014-09-19 2:39 PM in reply to: DanielG |
| Deep in the Heart of Texas | Subject: RE: Jokes that science nerds might appreciate. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? |
| 2014-09-20 9:35 PM in reply to: MadMathemagician |
Elite 2729 Puyallup, WA | Subject: RE: Jokes that science nerds might appreciate. Mine tend to lean towards engineering jokes...I guess that is what happens when you're an engineer... What is the difference between mechanical and civil engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, civil Engineers build targets.
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| 2014-09-21 12:13 PM in reply to: lkct01234 |
Pro 6838 Tejas | Subject: RE: Jokes that science nerds might appreciate. Originally posted by lkct01234 Mine tend to lean towards engineering jokes...I guess that is what happens when you're an engineer... What is the difference between mechanical and civil engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, civil Engineers build targets.
Now that's funny!! |
| 2017-01-17 9:26 AM in reply to: mdg2003 |
| Deep in the Heart of Texas | Subject: RE: Jokes that science nerds might appreciate. I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat. She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not. |
| 2017-01-20 9:14 AM in reply to: MadMathemagician |
Master 3127 Sunny Southern Cal | Subject: RE: Jokes that science nerds might appreciate. A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "There's no charge for you." |
| 2017-02-23 5:08 PM in reply to: SevenZulu |
Expert 1024 | Subject: RE: Jokes that science nerds might appreciate. A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here". The mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fungi". (fun guy) |
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