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2005-11-03 9:54 PM
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Yer seriously grossin' me out. And it's just not true, Joe isn't after Jessica's rack... here's your photgraphic evidence as to which daughter he-- Okay, I won't say any more, lest I cause another thread to get disappeared. Besides, the evidence speaks for itself.



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2005-11-03 10:13 PM
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courtney_leone - 2005-11-03 11:24 PM Check this out:

Jessica Simpson's dad: "She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"
If you're not disturbed by Joe Simpson's manager/father relationahip with his two daughters, don't read his interview in GQ this month. According to Page Six's report about the interview, Joe says of Jessica,

"Jessica never tries to be sexy...she just is sexy. If you put her in a t-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"

He also reveals his plans for his less talented and more embarrassing daughter, Ashlee, who was to play a lesbian in her first film role until Joe stepped in and saved the day. He says, "She's going to be a huge movie star. She's like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth. When we're done, she'll play it all."

I rest my case.

Scary thing is didn't her dad used to be Baptist preacher?  I think it's creepy that he's all about her boobs.  Sick...

2005-11-04 10:52 AM
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courtney_leone - 2005-11-03 7:24 PM

Check this out:

Jessica Simpson's dad: "She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"
If you're not disturbed by Joe Simpson's manager/father relationahip with his two daughters, don't read his interview in GQ this month.


Don't worry, I'm disturbed... So gross.


2005-11-04 11:18 AM
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runnergirl29 - 2005-11-04 8:54 AM

Scary thing is didn't her dad used to be Baptist preacher?  I think it's creepy that he's all about her boobs.  Sick...



He's certainly come (or fallen) a long way from the pious preacher who says he didn't want it to be about things like that. I'm sure he must be very proud. It's kinda funny what people are willing to do with their kids when it means 10's if not 100's of millions of dollars.

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2005-11-04 11:43 AM
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Subject: RE: Jessica Simpson GOLD !!!!!!!!!
You guys say what you want but I think that she sure looks a lot better than she did when she was on "The Simpsons".  That silly hairdo she had made her look like a Christmas ornament!  Anyways, she is somewhat appealing in a young sort of way. 

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2005-11-06 4:23 PM
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courtney_leone - 2005-11-04 1:24 PM

Check this out:

Jessica Simpson's dad: "She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"
If you're not disturbed by Joe Simpson's manager/father relationahip with his two daughters, don't read his interview in GQ this month. According to Page Six's report about the interview, Joe says of Jessica,

"Jessica never tries to be sexy...she just is sexy. If you put her in a t-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"

He also reveals his plans for his less talented and more embarrassing daughter, Ashlee, who was to play a lesbian in her first film role until Joe stepped in and saved the day. He says, "She's going to be a huge movie star. She's like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth. When we're done, she'll play it all."

I rest my case.


Double D's. If she has double D's, I'm teenage pageant Queen.
How the hell would an Ex preacher know anyway.....woops I forgot, subscription to "Juggs" comes from when you sign up.

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2005-11-07 10:09 AM
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I "REALLY REALLY" FEEL SORRY FOR HER DAD!
2005-11-07 2:58 PM
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Subject: RE: Jessica Simpson GOLD !!!!!!!!!
I agree with Courtney, a good body but that's it. I admit I watched one episode of thier realtiy show and I don't know why someone would marry someone so idiotic. I mean she is basically a retard. I thought the same thing about her face, it's very manly.


2005-11-07 4:34 PM
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2005-11-07 5:32 PM
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Alright, CL, you've now ruined my perfect fantasy life Jessica Simpson cause now every time I try to picture her I see this...



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2005-11-07 6:34 PM
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2005-11-07 6:43 PM
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Okay, go ahead... here ya go... tear 'em apart... shatter all my dreams



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2005-11-07 7:19 PM
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2005-11-07 7:47 PM
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smokeater1833 - 2005-11-07 2:58 PM I agree with Courtney, a good body but that's it. I admit I watched one episode of thier realtiy show and I don't know why someone would marry someone so idiotic. I mean she is basically a retard.

heh. She's stupid enough to get paid a kajillion dollars to babble on about tuna fish. Seriously, no one tuned into the show to listen to her recite Shakespeare....

2005-11-07 10:45 PM
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I have a body like that...
2005-11-08 7:27 AM
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Well then by all means, post pictures, eh. Courtney promises to be more merciful than she was to Jessica Simpson.

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2005-11-08 9:36 PM
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2005-11-09 4:29 PM
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I think there was a video of that allegedly making the rounds...

And I'll try one more time (mostly for a gratuitous pic for the guys), but is this really not just a little bit hot?

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