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2009-01-20 12:33 AM
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2009-01-20 6:56 AM
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SrA_Rugenstein - 2009-01-19 4:41 PM Starship Troopers. The original one.

Another vote for Starsgip Troopers..

And I'll add Deep Blue Sea (it's got sharks and LL Cool J)

2009-01-20 7:54 AM
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nighthawk - 2009-01-20 1:33 AM Flash Gordon

Absolutely!  The special effects were so rudimentary it is comical.

I'll toss in; From Dusk til Dawn.  "Oooh.  A special treat; Apple Pie...." 

2009-01-20 8:07 AM
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.  Worst movie ever.  And yes, I did watch it.  It was pathetically bad.

2009-01-20 8:50 AM
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ditchdoc - 2009-01-19 7:53 PM

"Night Of The Living Dead."

I have never laughed so hard at a movie that was supposed to be scary. Especially when the Ambulance arrives on scene. The Zombies eat the EMT's and then one gets on the Radio and says  ( in the classic zombie voice) "Send more Paramedics...the last ones were delicoius!"

No no no, that's "Return of the Living Dead" and it's supposed to be funny. I especially like the scene where the gas reanimates all of the medical specimens of dogs that are cut in half. And the naked punk chick of course!

"Night of the Living Dead" is in black and white, mostly set in a farmhouse and the zombies don't talk at all. Not funny either.

Also +1,000,000 for the greatest movie of all time, Road House.

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And there's even a sequel to that one...


2009-01-20 8:54 AM
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I'm sure I'll get flamed for this one...

Napoleon Dynamite. The only reason I watched it was because my step-daughter wouldn't leave me alone until I did. She thinks it's the best movie ever. I didn't want to watch it, and after I did, it just confirmed WHY I didn't want to watch it. Biggest waste of resources ever.

2009-01-20 10:29 AM
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2009-01-20 10:44 AM
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Orgazmo (1997)

Directed by Trey Parker. With Trey Parker, Dian Bachar, Robyn Lynne Raab.

Naive young Mormon Joe Young is recruited to act in porn movies.

2009-01-20 10:47 AM
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I would say `Shaun of the Dead' but that was a GREAT movie, so not really appropos to mention it here. So I'm going with Roadhouse and Point Break and pretty much any other movie that has Patrick Swayze in it. I always watch that Steven Seagal movie where he's the SEAL on the battleship with Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey ... WTF was the name of that stinkburger?
2009-01-20 10:52 AM
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First of all, I think Robocop and the 5th Element were good movies, so they should be ineligible for this thread.

However, there are some really awful movies mentioned that I have watched more than once. Flash Gordon, Batman and Robin, Roadhouse and Transformers all make me feel like they killed brain cells after watching them, yet I cannot turn away.

My #1 pick is the Jean Claude Van Dammeawful movie "Cyborg". I love the post-apocolyptic setting, but it is soooo bad. Yet I watch.


2009-01-20 10:58 AM
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mr2tony - 2009-01-20 10:47 AM

I would say `Shaun of the Dead' but that was a GREAT movie, so not really appropos to mention it here. So I'm going with Roadhouse and Point Break and pretty much any other movie that has Patrick Swayze in it. I always watch that Steven Seagal movie where he's the SEAL on the battleship with Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey ... WTF was the name of that stinkburger?


I believe Under Siege was the stinker in question. I think Seagal demanded all future movies have far worse actors than Tommy Lee Jones and Busey next to him. I thought Jones was pretty good in that movie, which was insultingly stupid in many ways.
2009-01-20 12:40 PM
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mr2tony - 2009-01-20 10:47 AM I would say `Shaun of the Dead' but that was a GREAT movie, so not really appropos to mention it here. So I'm going with Roadhouse and Point Break and pretty much any other movie that has Patrick Swayze in it. I always watch that Steven Seagal movie where he's the SEAL on the battleship with Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey ... WTF was the name of that stinkburger?
I believe Under Siege was the stinker in question. I think Seagal demanded all future movies have far worse actors than Tommy Lee Jones and Busey next to him. I thought Jones was pretty good in that movie, which was insultingly stupid in many ways.

But you got to see the baywatch chicks bewbies.  Worth the price of admission when you were in HS or college....

2009-01-20 1:55 PM
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GI Jane...

 

2009-01-20 8:01 PM
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nighthawk - 2009-01-19 11:38 PM Batman and Robin. Horrible, horrible movie, but I can't stop watching it. Mommie Dearest. "No more wire hangers!"

Ha!  Mommie Dearest.  I agree...I can't change the channel when that movie comes on.

2009-01-20 8:02 PM
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You guys are nuts!  POINT BREAK is one of the BEST movies of ALL TIME!


2009-01-20 9:34 PM
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graceful_dave - 2009-01-19 11:57 PM The god's must be crazy. In high school I sed to watch it at least once a week with my friends. Saw it was available on netflix today. I added it to my Queue. I don't think my wife will enjoy it as much as I do.

 

Awesome Movie.

Awesome! Can't believe I forgot about it.

2009-01-20 9:54 PM
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2009-01-20 10:06 PM
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graceful_dave - 2009-01-19 11:57 PM

The god's must be crazy.

In high school I sed to watch it at least once a week with my friends. Saw it was available on netflix today. I added it to my Queue. I don't think my wife will enjoy it as much as I do.


haha,LOVE that movie!!
2009-01-21 8:35 AM
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Without question, the worst movie you can't help but watch is Love and a .45.  Classic Renee Zellweger and the guy from "24".

Best line ever in a movie; "Darlin', I'd follow you to Oklahoma!"

2009-01-21 8:43 AM
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2009-01-21 8:47 AM
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Steel Dawn

I Come in Peace

Slither

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2009-01-21 9:13 AM
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Anaconda. It was definitely Kari Wuhrer's greatest role.

Strange Brew. The best movie ever about an evil Biermeister.

Nighthawks. Stallone. Billy Dee Williams. Rutger Hauer. It's not good, but it's really, really bad in a good way.

Species. I can give you a couple reasons why I love this movie.

The Cutting Edge. I don't even know I watch this, but I always do.

Just about any Chuck Norris movie. Because.



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Robocop was awesome and I agree it does not belong on this list!

Napolean Dynamite....I watched it and thought "eh" but then found it was one of those movies I would think about later on and chuckle to myself.

My nominee is SIN CITY.  First time I watched it I thought it was the biggest pile of dog doo I'd ever seen.  Visually ground breaking IMO, but beyond that...UGH.  But whenever it is on I can't help watching!

2009-01-21 11:59 AM
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Teen Witch... it's from the 90's and has the cheesiest music ever.  (If anyone is a 30 Rock fan, Kenny sang a piece of a "rap" song from it a couple weeks back, f-ing hysterical.)
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