Things I have yet to learn (Page 2)

It's the study of how flowing water, especially rivers and streams, affect landforms. Sediment transport, river mechanics, hydraulics, etc. We've all got our things that we geek out on, and this is mine.

Glad I could help someone learn a thing they had yet to learn.

I can teach you to knit   I'd like to do the kite surfing thing too.  Plants I can't help with.

• How to stop my wife from snoring (I'm in big trouble if she sees this)
• Find a REALLY practical use for flatulence
• Juggle clubs, flaming torches, chainsaws.  Round objects I can do
• Figure out how to get by on less so I can retire early (enlist Autumn's help here)
• How to run faster than 9 minutes per mile without throwing up
• Do all my laundry in one load and not end up with pink underwear
• Learn to whistle

Yeah, an alluvial fan

(i crack myself up) 

flatulence - my friend had 3 brothers and they used to fart into a tube and hold the air in there.  then they'd go find her and blow the air at her.  juvenile, disgusting, and, in hindsight - hilarious.

laundry - use shout color catchers - they are like dryer sheets only they go in the wash with your clothes and absorb all extra dye so nothing runs into the other.  they're a lifesaver! i never separate my clothes by color anymore, and it's awesome.

things i would like to learn:

1. how to play my favorite chopin pieces on the piano
2. how to hack linux like a pro
3. how to write bug free software
4. how to make everythign my mom makes (foodwise)
   
5. how to be a master of my bike
6. how to make emacs and linux my b*itches
   

Renee - I can help with the bouillabaise.

Oneword - make them dry with LEMON thank you, pace yourself and PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE

Autumn - move to Florida.  Drivers licenses are optional.  And rock climbing?  Don't cantilever your butt.  Keep your center of gravity over your feet.  Cathedral and White Horse Ledges in NH under my belt.

*  basic home repair - right now all I'm good at is signing a check

*  patience, with myself and others

*  second the pie crust, not be a slob and add REALLY GOOD BREAD into the mix

wait a minute....I thought you WANTED pink clothes??  I'm confused.....

Off the top of my head: 

• fluency in a  foreign language
• fluency in French horn transposition
• how to play bridge
• how to judge good wines, other than by price
• how to understand women...

OK, now I am truly impressed.  These are no backyard boulder scrambles! 

You've got a good chance at achieving an 80% success rate.

To keep my mouth shut!

Yeah, an alluvial fan

mostly, How to treat myself as well as I treat other people

also:

• How to hang up/put things away/close cabinets when I am finished.
• How not to procrastinate
• How to take really good care of my bike without enlisting tons of help
• Play anything musical
• How to bake (too much precision! ick)
• How to drive a non automatic car
• How to pack correctly for a trip
• How to write in calligraphy
• How to drink whiskey, scotch, rum, port, and most uber sweet fancified likkers
• To leave well enough alone
• To be patient
• To ask for help when I need it rather than just ignore the issue
  
•  Immaculate Conception!