TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter (Page 2)

Exactly! 

It's a little warmer than awesome here, but it is year-round.

I am super happy. Well, okay, content. But I'm about to go to sleep, so super happy would be a bit much and demand some kind of immediate, preferably noisy celebration.

I had a bit of frost on my car this morning.

Ohhhhhh should I put on my SUIT?

Then I saw her face, AND I'm a believer? 

Believer in what?

Sounds totally reasonable...  until we move to someplace that's warm all year and then I'm totally gonna tell my brother how completely awesome it is to live wherever we're living.  Cuz he's my brother and that would be fun for me. 

I'd like to be full of energy... Maybe I should start having more coffee?  ZOOM! 

People crack me up...

Some guy I went on a few dates with more than a year ago, and who has moved to a different state, messages me on FB saying hello. I say hi back, he replies with something else, how's it going or something. When I don't reply right away, he sends another message "I can take a hint, I'll stop pestering you"

LOL WUT?

Guys are so weird. I don't trust men.

So why do you post "it's cold today?"

We know you live in Chicago. We know it's cold there. So surely not for information purposes. Maybe for sympathy? Sad, sad day where anybody looks for sympathy in the bunch of cretins (myself included) that populate TAN.

PS. The cretin comment refers to the male TAN population. The female TAN population is of the highest caliber, intelligence, and beauty.

Reply back "Thanks!" and I am on TOP!  Us women love to be confusing that way!

I had no coffee but did have energy so I started a thread

Tony,

When is (was) Monica's green card interview?

While at work yes.

Well, what about other people's parts? 

Hey E, I got 45 minutes to kill.  Got anything good besides the bathroom sign?

Hey Phil.  So good for you to drop in.

Herro, Cheri Chapstick.

Work.  Sucks.  I get in when I can.  Uh, I mean, login to BT and visit TAN, that is (it's always best to clarify these things with you peeps, cuz you just never know what will happen if I don't, chaknow).