Subject: RE: Lets build a Glossary of termsSuperman: Going headfirst over the bars after hitting an immovable object.
Chainsuck: what happens when your cranking up a hill in Xterra and your chain meets your bottom bracket and chainstay causing you to do a superman.
Taco: a bent wheel that looks like the #2 combo from Taco Bell.
Snakebite: two itty bitty holes in a tube because the rider was an idiot for underinflating their tire and/or using a screwdriver to set the tire bead.
Red Pill: Another name for coca cola.
Wrench: The nickname of the shop monkey at your LBS
Rubber Melt Special: This is what happens when you put your bike on a trunk carrier and the wheel right behind the exhaust.
Just Riding/Running/Swimming Along: The usual excuse for when you broke someting doing something that you shouldn't have been doing. |