Ironman Signature (Page 2)

This name thread timely....my Far Side Calender for today:

The Names We Give Dogs

Human:  "This is Rex, our new Dog"

The Names They Give Themselves

Rex:  "Hello.  I am known as Vexorg, Destroyer of Cats and Devourer of Chickens"

Dog 1: "I am Zornorph, the One Who Comes By Night to the Neighbor's Yard, and this is Princess Sheewana Barker of Great Annoyance and daughter of Queen La, Stainer of Persian Rugs".  

Just had to be said in this thread:

It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much.

-Harry, IM MoPSw FoPBk BoPR 0DNF

The wedding is in Oregon.  Wanna go? 

Agreed. There's a one-week grace period after your defense in which you can, tongue planted firmly in cheek, sign your emails "Dr. So-and-So." I expect the same applies to the IM thing. I might ham it up for a few days after my first IM and sign emails with ", Ironman" after my name... but I don't know.

Whenever I send out inter-office e-mails I add letters onto my name all the time

This doesnt stop me from shamelessly pushing triathlon on all my friends though I figure if I push enough people, maybe one will jump

 I heard a rumor; if you turn 7 of them, they send you a toaster, and if those 7 people sign up another 7 people each, you get $10,000!  Just what I heard though....

After reading everyone's posts I'm thinking that I while I won't be putting IM in my signature...when people "correct me" when I call them Mr/Mrs. instead of Dr. that I'll "correct them" and ask they call me Ironman

After April that is