These spots would beat even those spot removers.
My dog beats a plaster Dalmation.
(and nothing beats Brendan so...I WIN!)
Her fake blue hair beats your fake blue hair
Crazy Real Hair beats fake blue hair...
Ritual head shaving beats clippers
leg waxing beats ritualistic head shaving
Steve Carell yelling during waxing beats leg waxing.
Kelly Clarkson!!!!!!!!!!!
#3 shave in back beats the splotchy chest patches.
It would have been really bad taste of me to put what really beat #3, so I'll be respectful and just say that:
beats 3.
Awesome high 5 beats your 4
Hugs beat fist knocking
Global Warming beats your polar bears...
Blizzards beat "global warming"
This hottie beats (melts) your blizzards.
THIS crack beat (coked out) your hottie and her crack...
Snorting coke beats your crack
Diet Pepsi MAX beats Coke
Xenergy beats your diet pepsi max
Nuclear energy beats sex energy
a flawed reactor design that was operated with inadequately trained personnel and without proper regard for safety beats nuclear power
safety beats idiocy