TAN #193: Labyrinth where unatTANded children go ... (Page 23)

My wife still accuses me of watching the skin-a-max late night stuff when she is out of town.- and honestly, I don't, considering you can get a lot better stuff for free on my phone (ahem, I'm guessing).  Why waste my time with the stupid stuff on the cable networks?

some of the best bewb shots my childhood eyes ever saw.

You are ALL wrong! Wrong wrong wrong.

I need to create a "Wrong Cat" meme like Grumpy Cat. Just post it in every thread. My life would be complete.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lNX3ZnKI-Ug/UGsuaiLoXKI/AAAAAAAACzM/8eE75HDCttU/s1600/wrongcattext.jpg

Almost.

Yeah, that don't fly in my house.  None of those types of shenanigans are allowed.

Which is wrong.

And makes baby Jesus cry.

We have a rule in my house. You can be mean as long as it's funny.

We still trying to figure out the "funny to who" part. But we are working on it.

Sexy time when alone and the other person is not available is ok should be a rule too.

Probably....

But since I never seem to be able to provide services as often as I should, I'm not allowed to "waste" one, or something like that.

Look it is simple.

An empty man is a happy man. If you are full you have too much back pressure you make poor decisions and could really run the risk of injury.

I support being more empty then full.

Besides, that kind of stuff is also offensive and degrading to women and is cheating and such...

Nah, it's pure laziness...  When it's candles and soft music and gazing into eyes and appropriate attire and an hours long talking and bonding and cuddling and napping session after?  That's too much work every single time.

I was led to believe this too untill I realized my ex was just a crazy beotch and now I do not think it is true.

Oh well.

Hmmm and of course this wouldn't be in any way self serving....

Just call it research. You are just looking for romantic ideas to implement in your life to keep things fresh...

i'd much prefer that kind of stuff over real cheating...

No doubt.

But do you think it is any kind of cheating if you were not around for him and the need struck him? Be it memory, porn, or watching a video of you guys together?

Well. I would consider watching a "chick" flick such as "the Notebook" more of a cheating situation than the Cinemax flicks. Most girls will have an emotional attachment to the main character, without mentioning physical attraction, that will last for some time. How is that different than a man watching some Cinemax flick that he will probably forget 5 min after its over.