WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) (Page 3)

Ok it's so funny I added it to my signature!

haha... It is pretty classy

haha, well for the follow up

She left about 11a.m. (with only gentle prodding) and profusely apologized and offered to pay for my stuff to get cleaned (which I declined, as my carpet/couch have seen their fair share of bodily fluid long since) afterwards texting me again to apologize.

Obviously I'm still not thrilled, but sh*t happens and I'm certainly not one to point fingers at somebody who imbibes a bit excessively on occasion, so I suppose we'll see. I'm not just overly in love with the idea of having her back over to my place regardless... like... ever.

 After reading the line again it was even more funny because carpet could be an innuendo.

Says the guy who had to look at internet porn for a living.

X2 ! LOL

I've got methods for vomiting and mattresses, but not a couch.

DO NOT use scented cleaner. An old bf puked on the floor of my carpeted dorm room and he cleaned it up with orange scented cleaner. I couldn't eat oranges or drink OJ for about 2 years, because i started associating the smell of oranges with the smell of vomit. Ew.

Geeze, I take a weekend off from logging on to BT and all hell breaks loose!  What a great Monday morning read..!!

Haha... there is no way for me to reply to this without sounding really shallow... so let's just say, any girl that gets invited to my house is your type.

Nah, i prefer the type who don't have to get drunk to be around me.

That said, there is attractive enough to get invited over, and there is attractive enough to get invited over even after destroying your bathroom. Those are generally far different.

zing!

Best Thread ever.....

I feel sorry for her but man that much destruction... WOW the xbox even that would really draw a line for me... She sounds like a disaster.

Can I have her number? I can't believe no one has asked for her number. I know Cord thought about it but the xbox thing put him off.

I can't say I have ever done this. I did let my buddy puke into my gym bag while we were having a party at a girls house he liked. I could see it coming and I grabbed my gym bag for him knowing if he made a mess at her house he would never have a shot with her.

He did end up dating her and he never replaced my gym bag or items inside.. I walked them right out to the garbage and spent half the night getting sick myself and I wasn't drunk he was. I have a weak stomach but played a solid wingman that night.

we were 20 at the time.. Not sure if I could deal with that now. I can't imagine how she feels.

what was her number again? 

sorry, I was a bit in shock from the situation and did not think to get my digital camera Only a single cell phone pic (of my couch) exists.

And as for the girl in question, I think it would be poor form to post her picture on a forum... sadly

And your point is?

stillcantstopraffing

you, and everybody else!