I'm a retrosexual! (Page 3)

Unless you are married to the perfect wife. 

I was thinking the same thing as I was reading this thread...No labels, labels, by their nature, would defy the code.

And right on!!

Power to the people...if I have to endure one more stupid Julia Zellweger Roberts JLO movie where they hire an androgynous UHS 'perfect man' to go to a wedding and all of the women fawn over him...Well let's just say I might hire Capt Willard and the crew from the PBR 'Streetgang' to travel back up the Mekong river to 'terminate, with extreme prejudice' the pathetic Rupert Dylan Everett McDermott clown they hired to sell out our whole gender and play said angrogyne.

nuff said

That just means you SWING BOTH WAYS in a Retro/Metro Sexual kind of way. 

I like this very much, except for the killing things or PEOPLE part.

Dude, you need to change your social circle, weeding out the women who have the "boys are bad" attitude.

The retrosexual doesn't have to be a caveman.  Let me take a stab at this and see if Pigpen backs me up.  Here's an example of how to explain the difference.  A retrosexual can use nail clippers to cut his toe nails, but he could also use a pair of tin snips, wire cutters, regular scissors, his own fingernails or a pair of pliers and really couldn't care which it is.  If nail clippers are the closest because the wife keeps them in the bathroom, so be it.  Practicality is a big part of the retrosexual's world.

Side note, we usually only know we need to cut the nails if we have actually ripped clothing or cut someone with them.

I knew this was the case!

I promise I wont tell anyone!

piggpen35 - 2006-02-02 6:04 PM 95% of us are married... Mostly because we know how to DEAL WITH IT!

AMEN!!!   

BUMP!

PigPen is my hero!  I agree with him completely.  It amazes me that when I open a door for my wife that I get a look from other women like, "I wish my husband/SO did that".  The shocked look of a woman (young or old, hot or not) when I offer them my seat, or the look of amazment when I'm over a friends house and offer to help them with one of their projects (painting, changing the sink fixture, building a wall/dry wall).  It's what you do!  And it's what I expect others to do. 

I HATE the fact that I have to sign 8,000 sheets of paper for a mortgage or have 4 sheets of small print contracts.  If I loan you something, I don't care if it's my lawn mower or $1000...I shake your hand, look you in the eye and that's it.  We are lacking Honor..because Honor will get you to do the right thing.

The only exception that I have, When my wife starts complaining about work, I ask her if she wants me to fix it.  If she says, NO, then I listen and don't comment.  If not, I try and fix it aka (Deal with IT).  That's how things work.

And just for the record....Ladies if you can do it, please do.  If a light bulb goes out, change it, just like if there is a dirty dish/etc, we can deal with that too.  2 way street and team work. 

Finally...all this time I thought my wife was the only perfect wife.  Looks like we have a bunch of them.  Nancy rocks!!    ...she'd rock more if she let me buy Zipps...