Subject: RE: What is your dream job?F1 racer or Superbike racer - they go really fast, race in only the raciest of places, all seem to drive Ferraris, and they're loaded with caish and girls. Or bullsh*t detector. I could wander around, and every time I busted someone for a semi-truth, embellishment, or 100% fabrication, I could blurt out 'THAT'S BULLSH*T', tourette's style. Think hangloose's in-your-face cousin...An example: Minister: Do you.... (blah blah blah)... Soon-was-to-be-bride: I do. Me: That's BULLSH*T. Wedding-goers: *GASP* Soon-was-to-be-husband: Hm. Soon was-to-be-bride: I thought what happened in Vegas, stayed in Vegas. Me: That's BULLSH*T, too. Whoops, I have an appointment with Oprah. Gotta fly. |