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2013-01-02 1:25 PM
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Kido - 2013-01-02 2:24 PM

So, should I even risk going to the pool for a lunch swim?  Or will the new year mayhem be too much?


Wait until February...


2013-01-02 1:25 PM
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someone needs a nap.
2013-01-02 1:26 PM
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Iowaman - 2013-01-02 1:24 PM
mjh1975 - 2013-01-02 1:07 PM

So the new guy in the office has enough cologne on to gag a horse.  Is there a polite way of letting him know? 

How about: take it easy on the cologne you mother f#$ker or I'm gonna throat punch you azzface!

That should let him know how you feel.

that is too damn funny; that may be the best option.  When this guy quits do you know of anyone looking for a job to replace him?



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2013-01-02 1:27 PM
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Kido - 2013-01-02 2:25 PM someone needs a nap.

MEEEE!!!

2013-01-02 1:36 PM
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Iowaman - 2013-01-02 2:24 PM

mjh1975 - 2013-01-02 1:07 PM

So the new guy in the office has enough cologne on to gag a horse.  Is there a polite way of letting him know? 

How about: take it easy on the cologne you mother f#$ker or I'm gonna throat punch you azzface!

That should let him know how you feel.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKiSPUc2Jck
2013-01-02 1:50 PM
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So I can admit it, I had to google welTANschauung, to figure out the meaning.  Jim, I have to say it is a really good title, but sadly I can't work it into a single conversation due to my lack of ability to speak German.

 

Yup, and I am still trying real hard to avoid writting this article.



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2013-01-02 2:07 PM
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Kido - 2013-01-02 1:17 PM

mjh1975 - 2013-01-02 11:07 AM

So the new guy in the office has enough cologne on to gag a horse.  Is there a polite way of letting him know? 

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.



It smells like Bigfoot's di**!
2013-01-02 2:28 PM
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smells like R Kelly's sheets

 

 

Pissssssssssssssss

2013-01-02 2:29 PM
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mr2tony - 2013-01-02 2:07 PM
Kido - 2013-01-02 1:17 PM
mjh1975 - 2013-01-02 11:07 AM

So the new guy in the office has enough cologne on to gag a horse.  Is there a polite way of letting him know? 

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

It smells like Bigfoot's di**!

ummm, how do you know what that smells like?

2013-01-02 2:30 PM
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Big Appa - 2013-01-02 2:28 PM

smells like R Kelly's sheets

 

 

Pissssssssssssssss

but s***, it was 99 cents!

2013-01-02 2:32 PM
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mr2tony - 2013-01-02 2:07 PM

Kido - 2013-01-02 1:17 PM

mjh1975 - 2013-01-02 11:07 AM

So the new guy in the office has enough cologne on to gag a horse.  Is there a polite way of letting him know? 

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.



It smells like Bigfoot's di**!


It smells like, like....a used diaper....full of Indian food. Oh Gawd.....



2013-01-02 2:32 PM
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Happy Hump day

How is everyone doing. This going back to work stuff sucks today.

2013-01-02 2:33 PM
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Asalzwed - 2013-01-02 12:30 PM
Big Appa - 2013-01-02 2:28 PM

smells like R Kelly's sheets

 

 

Pissssssssssssssss

but s***, it was 99 cents!

That people like, "Damn! That's a cold honkey

2013-01-02 2:33 PM
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bradleyd3 - 2013-01-02 2:32 PM
mr2tony - 2013-01-02 2:07 PM
Kido - 2013-01-02 1:17 PM
mjh1975 - 2013-01-02 11:07 AM

So the new guy in the office has enough cologne on to gag a horse.  Is there a polite way of letting him know? 

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

It smells like Bigfoot's di**!
It smells like, like....a used diaper....full of Indian food. Oh Gawd.....

60% of the time, it works EVERY TIME.

2013-01-02 2:35 PM
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TAN survey:

How long should pizza last?

(Just the serving of the pizza, not the prep work.)

2013-01-02 2:36 PM
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Big Appa - 2013-01-02 2:33 PM

Asalzwed - 2013-01-02 12:30 PM
Big Appa - 2013-01-02 2:28 PM

smells like R Kelly's sheets

 

 

Pissssssssssssssss

but s***, it was 99 cents!

That people like, "Damn! That's a cold honkey



Is that your grandmothers coat?



2013-01-02 2:37 PM
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bradleyd3 - 2013-01-02 12:36 PM
Big Appa - 2013-01-02 2:33 PM
Asalzwed - 2013-01-02 12:30 PM
Big Appa - 2013-01-02 2:28 PM

smells like R Kelly's sheets

 

 

Pissssssssssssssss

but s***, it was 99 cents!

That people like, "Damn! That's a cold honkey

Is that your grandmothers coat?

One man's trash, that's another man's come-up

 

(True in more than just clothes)  

2013-01-02 2:40 PM
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pga_mike - 2013-01-02 2:35 PM

TAN survey:

How long should pizza last?

(Just the serving of the pizza, not the prep work.)

Well when I have pizza alone it lasts 2 tugs a twist and one 1 poke in the balls

:D



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2013-01-02 3:09 PM
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pga_mike - 2013-01-02 2:35 PM

TAN survey:

How long should pizza last?

(Just the serving of the pizza, not the prep work.)



Not long at all. Especially when I'm around.
2013-01-02 3:11 PM
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pga_mike - 2013-01-02 2:35 PM

TAN survey:

How long should pizza last?

(Just the serving of the pizza, not the prep work.)

a half hour is good!

2013-01-02 3:14 PM
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jford2309 - 2013-01-02 4:11 PM
pga_mike - 2013-01-02 2:35 PM

TAN survey:

How long should pizza last?

(Just the serving of the pizza, not the prep work.)

a half hour is good!

oh my gosh i'd be so over it by then.  that is WAY too long.



2013-01-02 3:14 PM
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pga_mike - 2013-01-02 2:35 PM

TAN survey:

How long should pizza last?

(Just the serving of the pizza, not the prep work.)




3 and a half minutes....maybe even 4.

2013-01-02 3:15 PM
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jford2309 - 2013-01-02 3:11 PM
pga_mike - 2013-01-02 2:35 PM

TAN survey:

How long should pizza last?

(Just the serving of the pizza, not the prep work.)

a half hour is good!

My wife is done with me after about 10 minutes -- max.

2013-01-02 3:22 PM
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mehaner - 2013-01-02 3:14 PM
jford2309 - 2013-01-02 4:11 PM
pga_mike - 2013-01-02 2:35 PM

TAN survey:

How long should pizza last?

(Just the serving of the pizza, not the prep work.)

a half hour is good!

oh my gosh i'd be so over it by then.  that is WAY too long.

maybe for you, but then I don't think I have ever said anything in here that you agreed with!



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2013-01-02 3:30 PM
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jford2309 - 2013-01-02 1:22 PM
mehaner - 2013-01-02 3:14 PM
jford2309 - 2013-01-02 4:11 PM
pga_mike - 2013-01-02 2:35 PM

TAN survey:

How long should pizza last?

(Just the serving of the pizza, not the prep work.)

a half hour is good!

oh my gosh i'd be so over it by then.  that is WAY too long.

maybe for you, but then I don't think I have ever said anything in here that you agreed with!

All 3 of us agree you are a douche.

 

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