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2009-12-29 11:16 AM
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2009-12-29 11:23 AM
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Iron Donkey
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Subject: RE: TAN #90- What's your TAN-tasy?

Zilla - 2009-12-29 11:16 AM
1stTimeTri - 2009-12-29 10:11 AM

meherczeg - 2009-12-29 10:33 AM
Livestrong191 - 2009-12-29 11:30 AM OK so break it down ladies  on what you like:
1) short  funny guy
2) tall but not funny
3)funny guy shorter than you but cute
4)tall guy funny, but not so cute
5)short guy, funny, smart, well traveled and semi cute
6)Tall guy, funny, smart, well traveled and semi cute


any of these guys COULD work.

And ALL of these need to be noted as UNMARRIED.



Sometimes you'd never know a guy was married by the way he acts so single and all.

And hides or doesn't wear his ring in person.

The thing is, I know where I stand with my wife, and she knows me.

I'm trying to understand that statement, "he acts so single and all"?  There's a way to act married versus acting single, besides the obvious of not trying to hit on someone and be a slimeball?

I act like a kid and am smarmy, but do I throw out some weird unmarried vibe?

Interested in this.

2009-12-29 11:28 AM
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Melon Presser
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Subject: RE: TAN #90- What's your TAN-tasy?
1stTimeTri - 2009-12-29 11:23 PM

I act like a kid and am smarmy, but do I throw out some weird unmarried vibe?

Interested in this.



Nope.
2009-12-29 11:29 AM
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2009-12-29 11:33 AM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: TAN #90- What's your TAN-tasy?
Zilla - 2009-12-29 11:29 AM

1stTimeTri - 2009-12-29 10:23 AM

Zilla - 2009-12-29 11:16 AM
1stTimeTri - 2009-12-29 10:11 AM

meherczeg - 2009-12-29 10:33 AM
Livestrong191 - 2009-12-29 11:30 AM OK so break it down ladies  on what you like:
1) short  funny guy
2) tall but not funny
3)funny guy shorter than you but cute
4)tall guy funny, but not so cute
5)short guy, funny, smart, well traveled and semi cute
6)Tall guy, funny, smart, well traveled and semi cute


any of these guys COULD work.

And ALL of these need to be noted as UNMARRIED.



Sometimes you'd never know a guy was married by the way he acts so single and all.

And hides or doesn't wear his ring in person.

The thing is, I know where I stand with my wife, and she knows me.

I'm trying to understand that statement, "he acts so single and all"?  There's a way to act married versus acting single, besides the obvious of not trying to hit on someone and be a slimeball?

I act like a kid and am smarmy, but do I throw out some weird unmarried vibe?

Interested in this.



That was NOT directed at you.  But a LOT of married men (and woman) portray and live a very very very single life.  Unless someone tells you they are married (if they don't wear a ring) how is one supposed to know they are married?  


When, after sex, he jumps up and says `Oh crap I told my wife I'd be home an hour ago!'
2009-12-29 11:35 AM
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Slower Than You
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Subject: RE: TAN #90- What's your TAN-tasy?
Zilla - 2009-12-29 12:29 PM
That was NOT directed at you.  But a LOT of married men (and woman) portray and live a very very very single life.  Unless someone tells you they are married (if they don't wear a ring) how is one supposed to know they are married?  
That's where the Facebook stalking comes into play...


2009-12-29 11:43 AM
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Sensei
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Subject: RE: TAN #90- What's your TAN-tasy?
my wife is mad at me because I cheated on her last night...







In her dream...  WTF?
2009-12-29 11:44 AM
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Champion
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Aikidoman - 2009-12-29 11:43 AM

my wife is mad at me because I cheated on her last night...







In her dream...  WTF?


Ahole.
2009-12-29 11:46 AM
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Sensei
Sin City
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I was SO looking forward to the two months between my last HIM and starting my IM plan to do all kinds of recreational MTB riding, group rides, casual running, etc...  What did I do?  nothing, notta, zilch...
2009-12-29 11:46 AM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: TAN #90- What's your TAN-tasy?
Aikidoman - 2009-12-29 9:43 AM my wife is mad at me because I cheated on her last night...







In her dream...  WTF?


Man I had that same scenario happen soooo many times, so Effing lame. Funny part is she is the one who ending up doing it.

2009-12-29 11:47 AM
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Sensei
Sin City
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mr2tony - 2009-12-29 9:44 AM
Aikidoman - 2009-12-29 11:43 AM my wife is mad at me because I cheated on her last night...







In her dream...  WTF?
Ahole.


I should learn to keep it in my pants...



Well, if she is going to be mad at me ANYWAY...  just saying.


2009-12-29 12:08 PM
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Master
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Subject: RE: TAN #90- What's your TAN-tasy?
Aikidoman - 2009-12-29 11:47 AM
mr2tony - 2009-12-29 9:44 AM
Aikidoman - 2009-12-29 11:43 AM my wife is mad at me because I cheated on her last night...







In her dream...  WTF?
Ahole.


I should learn to keep it in my pants...



Well, if she is going to be mad at me ANYWAY...  just saying.


Well wake up tommorrow and tell her you caught her cheating in your dream but you took care of it with a shot gun  and you not mad anymore lol
2009-12-29 12:21 PM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: TAN #90- What's your TAN-tasy?
Aikidoman - 2009-12-29 12:43 PM my wife is mad at me because I cheated on her last night...







In her dream...  WTF?


hasn't this happened before?
2009-12-29 12:23 PM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: TAN #90- What's your TAN-tasy?
Aikidoman - 2009-12-29 9:47 AM
mr2tony - 2009-12-29 9:44 AM
Aikidoman - 2009-12-29 11:43 AM my wife is mad at me because I cheated on her last night...







In her dream...  WTF?
Ahole.


I should learn to keep it in my pants...



Well, if she is going to be mad at me ANYWAY...  just saying.


You could tell her it's not cheating in your dreams because she is dead. (friends episode)
2009-12-29 12:31 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #90- What's your TAN-tasy?
Big Appa - 2009-12-29 12:23 PM
Aikidoman - 2009-12-29 9:47 AM
mr2tony - 2009-12-29 9:44 AM
Aikidoman - 2009-12-29 11:43 AM my wife is mad at me because I cheated on her last night...







In her dream...  WTF?
Ahole.


I should learn to keep it in my pants...



Well, if she is going to be mad at me ANYWAY...  just saying.


You could tell her it's not cheating in your dreams because she is dead. (friends episode)


You could also tell her something funny.  Don't bring that weak stuff in here.
2009-12-29 12:33 PM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: TAN #90- What's your TAN-tasy?
I'm bored and still hungry after lunch. I got a bagel to try to satiate the appetite. Hope it works.


2009-12-29 12:36 PM
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Expert
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Subject: RE: TAN #90- What's your TAN-tasy?


i'll just throw this out there........  i'm married.



Edited by wabash 2009-12-29 12:37 PM
2009-12-29 12:36 PM
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2009-12-29 12:36 PM
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Iron Donkey
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Subject: RE: TAN #90- What's your TAN-tasy?

Zilla - 2009-12-29 11:29 AM
1stTimeTri - 2009-12-29 10:23 AM

Zilla - 2009-12-29 11:16 AM
1stTimeTri - 2009-12-29 10:11 AM

meherczeg - 2009-12-29 10:33 AM
Livestrong191 - 2009-12-29 11:30 AM OK so break it down ladies  on what you like:
1) short  funny guy
2) tall but not funny
3)funny guy shorter than you but cute
4)tall guy funny, but not so cute
5)short guy, funny, smart, well traveled and semi cute
6)Tall guy, funny, smart, well traveled and semi cute


any of these guys COULD work.

And ALL of these need to be noted as UNMARRIED.



Sometimes you'd never know a guy was married by the way he acts so single and all.

And hides or doesn't wear his ring in person.

The thing is, I know where I stand with my wife, and she knows me.

I'm trying to understand that statement, "he acts so single and all"?  There's a way to act married versus acting single, besides the obvious of not trying to hit on someone and be a slimeball?

I act like a kid and am smarmy, but do I throw out some weird unmarried vibe?

Interested in this.



That was NOT directed at you.  But a LOT of married men (and woman) portray and live a very very very single life.  Unless someone tells you they are married (if they don't wear a ring) how is one supposed to know they are married?  

You can't.  We weren't given an "I'm single" or "I'm married" or "I'm hermaphroditic" or "I HATE PEOPLE SO LEAVE ME THE FUCH ALONE" buttons.   

You know, now that I read my "Interested in this" statement, that should have been typed as "I am interested in knowing".

2009-12-29 12:37 PM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: TAN #90- What's your TAN-tasy?
Zilla - 2009-12-29 12:36 PM

mr2tony - 2009-12-29 11:33 AM I'm bored and still hungry after lunch. I got a bagel to try to satiate the appetite. Hope it works.


I am bored and cranky and sick of certain things ... certain things make me sick.  Things. 


Like stinky sausage?
2009-12-29 12:38 PM
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Iron Donkey
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Subject: RE: TAN #90- What's your TAN-tasy?

Zilla - 2009-12-29 12:36 PM
mr2tony - 2009-12-29 11:33 AM I'm bored and still hungry after lunch. I got a bagel to try to satiate the appetite. Hope it works.


I am bored and cranky and sick of certain things ... certain things make me sick.  Things. 

Glad it's things and not an animal, vegetable, or mineral.

How can we assist in helping you not be bored and cranky and sick of certain things, Princess?  I hate an unhappy Zilla.  I do know how to juggle 3 tennis balls.



Edited by 1stTimeTri 2009-12-29 12:38 PM


2009-12-29 12:38 PM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: TAN #90- What's your TAN-tasy?
wabash - 2009-12-29 1:36 PM


i'll just throw this out there........  i'm married.



congratulations?
2009-12-29 12:39 PM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: TAN #90- What's your TAN-tasy?
1stTimeTri - 2009-12-29 12:36 PM

Zilla - 2009-12-29 11:29 AM
1stTimeTri - 2009-12-29 10:23 AM

Zilla - 2009-12-29 11:16 AM
1stTimeTri - 2009-12-29 10:11 AM

meherczeg - 2009-12-29 10:33 AM
Livestrong191 - 2009-12-29 11:30 AM OK so break it down ladies  on what you like:
1) short  funny guy
2) tall but not funny
3)funny guy shorter than you but cute
4)tall guy funny, but not so cute
5)short guy, funny, smart, well traveled and semi cute
6)Tall guy, funny, smart, well traveled and semi cute


any of these guys COULD work.

And ALL of these need to be noted as UNMARRIED.



Sometimes you'd never know a guy was married by the way he acts so single and all.

And hides or doesn't wear his ring in person.

The thing is, I know where I stand with my wife, and she knows me.

I'm trying to understand that statement, "he acts so single and all"?  There's a way to act married versus acting single, besides the obvious of not trying to hit on someone and be a slimeball?

I act like a kid and am smarmy, but do I throw out some weird unmarried vibe?

Interested in this.



That was NOT directed at you.  But a LOT of married men (and woman) portray and live a very very very single life.  Unless someone tells you they are married (if they don't wear a ring) how is one supposed to know they are married?  

You can't.  We weren't given an "I'm single" or "I'm married" or "I'm hermaphroditic" or "I HATE PEOPLE SO LEAVE ME THE FUCH ALONE" buttons.   

You know, now that I read my "Interested in this" statement, that should have been typed as "I am interested in knowing".



Fill now you're just being argumentative. Really, it's apparent what she's saying, and she's right -- lots of married dudes act single. As in don't mention the wife or kids back home when they're on a business trip.

You asked how someone is supposed to know you're married -- YOU TELL THEM!
2009-12-29 12:39 PM
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Iron Donkey
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Subject: RE: TAN #90- What's your TAN-tasy?

wabash - 2009-12-29 12:36 PM


i'll just throw this out there........  i'm married.

So am I, but not to you.

2009-12-29 12:39 PM
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Elite
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Subject: RE: TAN #90- What's your TAN-tasy?
Aikidoman - 2009-12-29 12:47 PM
mr2tony - 2009-12-29 9:44 AM
Aikidoman - 2009-12-29 11:43 AM my wife is mad at me because I cheated on her last night...







In her dream...  WTF?
Ahole.


I should learn to keep it in my pants...



Well, if she is going to be mad at me ANYWAY...  just saying.


Tell her if it makes her feel better, she can dream about cheating on you with me (assuming she doesn't already). 



Edited by olliedawg 2009-12-29 12:40 PM
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