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2012-12-20 3:18 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #191: IsTANT this a lot of fun?
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:16 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:16 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:14 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

I hate crap like this. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.

i'm wondering if i'm cheating on my husband right now because my butt looks fantastic in these pants.

Obviously my boyfriend can get pizza from someone else while I'm at Basic and OCS, right? Because he has to get it somewhere?

haha you are assuming you are allowed to even have sex before you are married.  MISTAKE!

(to clarify, my friend did NOT choose the book and does NOT like it.  the leader of her small group - our head minister - chose it.  and people wonder why i don't go there anymore...)

Haha, ok, but if he were the hubby, THEN it would be ok, right?

clearly.  good thing military uniforms are VERY modest so you won't be getting any attention.  but make sure you don't read any romance novels while you are there!



2012-12-20 3:19 PM
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The bible says anal is ok between a man and a woman so follow the bible.
2012-12-20 3:19 PM
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ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 3:16 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:16 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:14 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

I hate crap like this. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.

i'm wondering if i'm cheating on my husband right now because my butt looks fantastic in these pants.

Obviously my boyfriend can get pizza from someone else while I'm at Basic and OCS, right? Because he has to get it somewhere?

haha you are assuming you are allowed to even have sex before you are married.  MISTAKE!

(to clarify, my friend did NOT choose the book and does NOT like it.  the leader of her small group - our head minister - chose it.  and people wonder why i don't go there anymore...)

Haha, ok, but if he were the hubby, THEN it would be ok, right?

 

only to a high price former Olympic escort!

2012-12-20 3:21 PM
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Big Appa - 2012-12-20 3:19 PM The bible says anal is ok between a man and a woman so follow the bible.

There goes half a can of diet coke. on my playstation and keyboard.

2012-12-20 3:21 PM
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1stTimeTri - 2012-12-20 2:51 PM
mr2tony - 2012-12-20 2:42 PMI hate you guys so much right now.
. I still LOF you, Tony.

Really?  Huh.  Well, I guess you learn something new every day. 

Oh, and HAI!!!  How is you is? 

. I be hurtin' from 2 rounds of clearing snow, and restin' up for whenever I can get to round 3. I be all stinky from no shower yet today. Pee yew! You recovered yet from IM AZ?

Ick.  No shower?  What the heck are you waiting for? 

I *think* I'm fully recovered... at the very least I'm back to doing 10km runs and 1.5 hr bike rides fairly easily, and I was done walking like a challenged penguin 2 days after the race.   

Next up... Beach to Battleship!  (then maybe IMCdA in 2014?

. You're waaaaaay ahead of me in fitness. STOP MAKING ME LOOK BAD!!

Believe me... I don't know that I'm ahead of ANYONE in terms of fitness.  And I haven't gone NEAR a pool in ages.  I don't know if I remember how to swim. 

2012-12-20 3:24 PM
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off to pick up the stinky hairy number one guy my life.

 

 

THE DOG IS AT THE VET.

later, TAN.



2012-12-20 3:26 PM
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Techdiver - 2012-12-20 1:21 PM

Big Appa - 2012-12-20 3:19 PM The bible says anal is ok between a man and a woman so follow the bible.

There goes half a can of diet coke. on my playstation and keyboard.

Got to swallow that man no spitting. That's in the bible too

2012-12-20 3:31 PM
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Big Appa - 2012-12-20 4:19 PM The bible says anal is ok between a man and a woman so follow the bible.

chapter and verse please.

2012-12-20 3:34 PM
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mrbbrad - 2012-12-20 1:31 PM

Big Appa - 2012-12-20 4:19 PM The bible says anal is ok between a man and a woman so follow the bible.

chapter and verse please.

Uranus #2

2012-12-20 3:34 PM
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mrbbrad - 2012-12-20 4:31 PM

Big Appa - 2012-12-20 4:19 PM The bible says anal is ok between a man and a woman so follow the bible.

chapter and verse please.



"and Cain said unto Rebecca: Being the 30th anniversary of my birth, let me stick it in thy pooper. And Rebecca dids't allowed this. And the Lord did grin"

Edited by pitt83 2012-12-20 3:36 PM
2012-12-20 3:36 PM
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I could use a little more church in my life!

Edited by NRG42 2012-12-20 3:39 PM


2012-12-20 3:44 PM
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Page 1???? I guess I just don't get here often enough these days!
2012-12-20 3:46 PM
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Big Appa - 2012-12-20 4:34 PM
mrbbrad - 2012-12-20 1:31 PM

Big Appa - 2012-12-20 4:19 PM The bible says anal is ok between a man and a woman so follow the bible.

chapter and verse please.

Uranus #2

That may be worse than Mambo #5

2012-12-20 3:47 PM
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NRG42 - 2012-12-20 3:36 PM I could use a little more church in my life!

 

Amen!

2012-12-20 3:48 PM
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pitt83 - 2012-12-20 1:34 PM
mrbbrad - 2012-12-20 4:31 PM

Big Appa - 2012-12-20 4:19 PM The bible says anal is ok between a man and a woman so follow the bible.

chapter and verse please.

"and Cain said unto Rebecca: Being the 30th anniversary of my birth, let me stick it in thy pooper. And Rebecca dids't allowed this. And the Lord did grin"

"And Cain dids't post on FaceBible and Rebecca was enraged and dids't say no more shall thy feel that joy" 

2012-12-20 3:49 PM
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Ugh.  too much food again...  When will this end?


2012-12-20 3:51 PM
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mjr66 - 2012-12-20 1:48 PM
pitt83 - 2012-12-20 1:34 PM
mrbbrad - 2012-12-20 4:31 PM

Big Appa - 2012-12-20 4:19 PM The bible says anal is ok between a man and a woman so follow the bible.

chapter and verse please.

"and Cain said unto Rebecca: Being the 30th anniversary of my birth, let me stick it in thy pooper. And Rebecca dids't allowed this. And the Lord did grin"

"And Cain dids't post on FaceBible and Rebecca was enraged and dids't say no more shall thy feel that joy" 

"So Cain dids't retire to his computer to lookith at porn"

2012-12-20 3:51 PM
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blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 12:34 PM I really should NOT have eaten that much cookie dough. 

Since your body is almost 100 degrees, do you poop baked cookies?

2012-12-20 3:51 PM
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mjr66 - 2012-12-20 3:44 PM Page 1???? I guess I just don't get here often enough these days!

Its the holidays or something called work. 

 

 

2012-12-20 3:52 PM
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I GAVE a starbucks gift card.  I GOT two bottles of wine.  To me, that's a mega win.
2012-12-20 3:53 PM
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Kido - 2012-12-20 3:51 PM

blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 12:34 PM I really should NOT have eaten that much cookie dough. 

Since your body is almost 100 degrees, do you poop baked cookies?

As the cookies bake at 375 I'd like to think that the innerds are safe from the possibility of pooping baked goods. 



2012-12-20 3:55 PM
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Kido - 2012-12-20 3:52 PM I GAVE a starbucks gift card.  I GOT two bottles of wine.  To me, that's a mega win.

Hey Jim, wine - coffee same effect for us...right?

2012-12-20 3:55 PM
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blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 1:53 PM
Kido - 2012-12-20 3:51 PM

blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 12:34 PM I really should NOT have eaten that much cookie dough. 

Since your body is almost 100 degrees, do you poop baked cookies?

As the cookies bake at 375 I'd like to think that the innerds are safe from the possibility of pooping baked goods. 

That would be awesome though.

2012-12-20 3:55 PM
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blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 1:53 PM
Kido - 2012-12-20 3:51 PM

blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 12:34 PM I really should NOT have eaten that much cookie dough. 

Since your body is almost 100 degrees, do you poop baked cookies?

As the cookies bake at 375 I'd like to think that the innerds are safe from the possibility of pooping baked goods. 

Don't eat raw dough you might poop a scone.

2012-12-20 3:56 PM
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NRG42 - 2012-12-20 1:55 PM

Kido - 2012-12-20 3:52 PM I GAVE a starbucks gift card.  I GOT two bottles of wine.  To me, that's a mega win.

Hey Jim, wine - coffee same effect for us...right?

Sort of.  Coffee gets me in the mood, wine changes what I want to do whilst IN the mood.

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