Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) (Page 33)

I'm sure you could finish just fine.

It's probably going to be that 20 minutes or so after finishing that's going to get sketchy. 

Oh dear, so I forgot to tell you guys about my first training session for the beer mile.

First of all the rules are tough,

in case you don't know it's:

1 Beer, 1 Lap, 1 Beer, 1 Lap, 1 Beer, 1 Lap, 1 Beer, Final Lap

The beer HAS to be at least 5.0% so, no pansy light beers. It also has to come from a regular, un-tampered with can or bottle. So no shot-gunning etc.

If you throw up, you have to run an additional quarter mile 

As it turns out I have lost all of my college skills for chugging beer. It is going to exceptionally tough with the 5.0+% rule. 

Got my diagnosis from my podiatrist today.  Get this:  plantar fasciitis, tarpal tunnel inflammation, AND achilles tendonitis IN BOTH FEET!!!  So, I guess we can consider me the anti-miminalist runner.  So, this:

Not this:

New inserts, Advil, and PT.  Fingers crossed on recovering in time for my June sprints.

I consider this good news...I didn't tear anything.  I was REALLY WORRIED.  

Good luck racing this weekend...and let's work on that DL list.  It's pretty darn full right now.

Got my diagnosis from my podiatrist today.  Get this:  plantar fasciitis, tarpal tunnel inflammation, AND achilles tendonitis IN BOTH FEET!!!  So, I guess we can consider me the anti-miminalist runner.  So, this:

Not this:

New inserts, Advil, and PT.  Fingers crossed on recovering in time for my June sprints.

I consider this good news...I didn't tear anything.  I was REALLY WORRIED.  

Good luck racing this weekend...and let's work on that DL list.  It's pretty darn full right now.

Got my diagnosis from my podiatrist today.  Get this:  plantar fasciitis, tarpal tunnel inflammation, AND achilles tendonitis IN BOTH FEET!!!  So, I guess we can consider me the anti-miminalist runner.  So, this:

Not this:

New inserts, Advil, and PT.  Fingers crossed on recovering in time for my June sprints.

I consider this good news...I didn't tear anything.  I was REALLY WORRIED.  

Good luck racing this weekend...and let's work on that DL list.  It's pretty darn full right now.

I'm getting sick just thinking about doing that!

uuuurrrrrrgh

UUUUUUURRRRRRRGH

too much bellydancing caffeine nicotine hummus baba ganouj flatbread falafel now I felawful

and am deliriously happy

I think you should throw down a few Racer5 IPAs or something and just get obliterated. 

mmmmmm falafel

The accompanying vice boyfriend piglet (who I stood up on our Wednesday date, way to fookin' tired) had never had either samosas (whatever they're called in the Middle East) or falafel, so I de-virginated him on both counts. I love breaking boys in.

Ohh Racer5! That would be extremely appropriate. Considering that like, 3 beers drank at a reasonable pace gets me drunk these days ...

Buuut, I think and IPA will be way too hoppy. My nose is burning thinking about it.

So long as we are talking about middle eastern nomz, I just had the best Chai ever. It was from scratch with freshly crushed up spices 

check out all that stuff in the bottom still

mmmmm, chai...

That looks awesome!

Yesterday, I got lunch from the local mediterranean deli.  It's run by a Lebanese family.  I had a chicken fatayer (like triangle pie filled with meat) and pistachio baklava.  I want more.

If I had to describe this training cycle in one word, that word would be insatiable. 

Whiskey tango foxtrot

foxtrotalphatango papauniformgolf