TAN # 192 - A unique welTANschauung (Page 47)
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Sensei ![]() | ![]() NRG42 - 2013-01-11 1:09 PM There use to be days at work where I TAnned all day and worked all night.....I really need a life! Idle hands are the devil's workshop. MUTUAL boredom could be a recipe for trouble. |
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Pro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She walked down stairs to find him sitting at the kitchen table, just staring at the wall. She sees him wipe a tear away. "What's wrong" she says. "Do you remember when we were dating 20 years ago and you were the tender age of 17?" he asks....as he wipes another tear away "Of course I do" she replied. She starts to tear up a little as she's never seen her husand so loving an emotional. "And do you remember when your dad caught us in the back seat of my car and said 'you better marry my daughter or I'll send you to jail', as he pumped the shot gun". "Yes....I remember" As the husband wipes another tear away he say "I would have gotten out today". |
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Sensei ![]() | ![]() Thinking about it. I probably always check to see if there is a good movie or documentary on first. If nothing is appealing, then I may turn on the system (this is when the wife is away). It's hardly one when she is in the house because I would rather share something with her. But sometimes when she goes to work, saddling up with a beer and the console for some gaming is fantastic "me" time. Since I'm not allowed to go out and pick up womenz anymore... Why someone didn't tell me THAT little nugget of information before getting married is beyond me. It would have been useful to know. |
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Sensei ![]() | ![]() bradleyd3 - 2013-01-11 1:14 PM A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She walked down stairs to find him sitting at the kitchen table, just staring at the wall. She sees him wipe a tear away. "What's wrong" she says. "Do you remember when we were dating 20 years ago and you were the tender age of 17?" he asks....as he wipes another tear away "Of course I do" she replied. She starts to tear up a little as she's never seen her husand so loving an emotional. "And do you remember when your dad caught us in the back seat of my car and said 'you better marry my daughter or I'll send you to jail', as he pumped the shot gun". "Yes....I remember" As the husband wipes another tear away he say "I would have gotten out today". Not bad. |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() bradleyd3 - 2013-01-11 3:14 PM A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She walked down stairs to find him sitting at the kitchen table, just staring at the wall. She sees him wipe a tear away. "What's wrong" she says. "Do you remember when we were dating 20 years ago and you were the tender age of 17?" he asks....as he wipes another tear away "Of course I do" she replied. She starts to tear up a little as she's never seen her husand so loving an emotional. "And do you remember when your dad caught us in the back seat of my car and said 'you better marry my daughter or I'll send you to jail', as he pumped the shot gun". "Yes....I remember" As the husband wipes another tear away he say "I would have gotten out today". Your jokes are as old and as boring as you are. |
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Master![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Long couple of appointments, but at least I got some lunch out of the deal. Yippee for me. How is everyone doing today on this fine Friday? |
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Veteran ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() NRG42 - 2013-01-11 1:09 PM There use to be days at work where I TAnned all day and worked all night.....I really need a life!
There's a whole world out there..... |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Kido - 2013-01-11 3:16 PM bradleyd3 - 2013-01-11 1:14 PM A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She walked down stairs to find him sitting at the kitchen table, just staring at the wall. She sees him wipe a tear away. "What's wrong" she says. "Do you remember when we were dating 20 years ago and you were the tender age of 17?" he asks....as he wipes another tear away "Of course I do" she replied. She starts to tear up a little as she's never seen her husand so loving an emotional. "And do you remember when your dad caught us in the back seat of my car and said 'you better marry my daughter or I'll send you to jail', as he pumped the shot gun". "Yes....I remember" As the husband wipes another tear away he say "I would have gotten out today". Not bad. I've never been caught? Thankfully! |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() mjr66 - 2013-01-11 3:18 PM NRG42 - 2013-01-11 1:09 PM There use to be days at work where I TAnned all day and worked all night.....I really need a life!
There's a whole world out there..... some much to see, so little money to do ANYTHING....grrrrrrr |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() mjh1975 - 2013-01-11 3:17 PM Long couple of appointments, but at least I got some lunch out of the deal. Yippee for me. How is everyone doing today on this fine Friday? Matt, come on lunch...you too need to get out more :-) |
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Pro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() mr2tony - 2013-01-11 3:17 PM bradleyd3 - 2013-01-11 3:14 PM A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She walked down stairs to find him sitting at the kitchen table, just staring at the wall. She sees him wipe a tear away. "What's wrong" she says. "Do you remember when we were dating 20 years ago and you were the tender age of 17?" he asks....as he wipes another tear away "Of course I do" she replied. She starts to tear up a little as she's never seen her husand so loving an emotional. "And do you remember when your dad caught us in the back seat of my car and said 'you better marry my daughter or I'll send you to jail', as he pumped the shot gun". "Yes....I remember" As the husband wipes another tear away he say "I would have gotten out today". Your jokes are as old and as boring as you are. SHADDDUP.... |
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Sensei ![]() | ![]() NRG42 - 2013-01-11 1:19 PM Kido - 2013-01-11 3:16 PM bradleyd3 - 2013-01-11 1:14 PM A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She walked down stairs to find him sitting at the kitchen table, just staring at the wall. She sees him wipe a tear away. "What's wrong" she says. "Do you remember when we were dating 20 years ago and you were the tender age of 17?" he asks....as he wipes another tear away "Of course I do" she replied. She starts to tear up a little as she's never seen her husand so loving an emotional. "And do you remember when your dad caught us in the back seat of my car and said 'you better marry my daughter or I'll send you to jail', as he pumped the shot gun". "Yes....I remember" As the husband wipes another tear away he say "I would have gotten out today". Not bad. I've never been caught? Thankfully! Oh, I have. Once by 5-oh and once by dearest mom while her baby girl was riding me. I could be worse, since I looked like the "victim" on the bottom. She SAID she always had a habit to check on her since a little kid to see if she was breathing and followed that up with "I guess you were breathing pretty well this time"... Needless to say, a BIT awkward to go to her house for a while. I think I avoided it for a month or so. |
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Veteran ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() NRG42 - 2013-01-11 1:20 PM mjr66 - 2013-01-11 3:18 PM NRG42 - 2013-01-11 1:09 PM There use to be days at work where I TAnned all day and worked all night.....I really need a life!
There's a whole world out there..... some much to see, so little money to do ANYTHING....grrrrrrr Get your money for nothing, get your chicks for free. |
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Sensei ![]() | ![]() bradleyd3 - 2013-01-11 1:22 PM mr2tony - 2013-01-11 3:17 PM SHADDDUP.... bradleyd3 - 2013-01-11 3:14 PM A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She walked down stairs to find him sitting at the kitchen table, just staring at the wall. She sees him wipe a tear away. "What's wrong" she says. "Do you remember when we were dating 20 years ago and you were the tender age of 17?" he asks....as he wipes another tear away "Of course I do" she replied. She starts to tear up a little as she's never seen her husand so loving an emotional. "And do you remember when your dad caught us in the back seat of my car and said 'you better marry my daughter or I'll send you to jail', as he pumped the shot gun". "Yes....I remember" As the husband wipes another tear away he say "I would have gotten out today". Your jokes are as old and as boring as you are. Why I oughta....... |
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Master ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Afternoon TAN Trying for the pre dead zone today. 15 minutes til I'm back on the mommy clock. Does Wii Star Wars Legos count for video game time? I've spent many hours on that one |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() 4agoodlife - 2013-01-11 1:24 PM Afternoon TAN Trying for the pre dead zone today. 15 minutes til I'm back on the mommy clock. Does Wii Star Wars Legos count for video game time? I've spent many hours on that one Yes it does |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() mjr66 - 2013-01-11 3:23 PM NRG42 - 2013-01-11 1:20 PM mjr66 - 2013-01-11 3:18 PM NRG42 - 2013-01-11 1:09 PM There use to be days at work where I TAnned all day and worked all night.....I really need a life!
There's a whole world out there..... some much to see, so little money to do ANYTHING....grrrrrrr Get your money for nothing, get your chicks for free. Oh I am not into chicks YET, its been rough but still like you men!! |
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And I just confirmed I will be going to Flordia Cave Diving the end of MAY Life is good.
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Master![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() NRG42 - 2013-01-11 3:21 PM mjh1975 - 2013-01-11 3:17 PM Long couple of appointments, but at least I got some lunch out of the deal. Yippee for me. How is everyone doing today on this fine Friday? Matt, come on lunch...you too need to get out more :-) Hi Cheri. Lunch is big time for me. Without work lunch dates I tend to forget to eat. But yes, I do definately need to get out more. What's new and exciting? |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() mjr66 - 2013-01-11 3:23 PM NRG42 - 2013-01-11 1:20 PM mjr66 - 2013-01-11 3:18 PM NRG42 - 2013-01-11 1:09 PM There use to be days at work where I TAnned all day and worked all night.....I really need a life!
There's a whole world out there..... some much to see, so little money to do ANYTHING....grrrrrrr Get your money for nothing, get your chicks for free. That ain't working, that's the way you do it. |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Kido - 2013-01-11 3:22 PM NRG42 - 2013-01-11 1:19 PM Kido - 2013-01-11 3:16 PM bradleyd3 - 2013-01-11 1:14 PM A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She walked down stairs to find him sitting at the kitchen table, just staring at the wall. She sees him wipe a tear away. "What's wrong" she says. "Do you remember when we were dating 20 years ago and you were the tender age of 17?" he asks....as he wipes another tear away "Of course I do" she replied. She starts to tear up a little as she's never seen her husand so loving an emotional. "And do you remember when your dad caught us in the back seat of my car and said 'you better marry my daughter or I'll send you to jail', as he pumped the shot gun". "Yes....I remember" As the husband wipes another tear away he say "I would have gotten out today". Not bad. I've never been caught? Thankfully! Oh, I have. Once by 5-oh and once by dearest mom while her baby girl was riding me. I could be worse, since I looked like the "victim" on the bottom. She SAID she always had a habit to check on her since a little kid to see if she was breathing and followed that up with "I guess you were breathing pretty well this time"... Needless to say, a BIT awkward to go to her house for a while. I think I avoided it for a month or so. You mean, it didn't turn into a menage a trois? I've seen xnxx, I know what's going on out there. |
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Veteran ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() mr2tony - 2013-01-11 1:29 PM mjr66 - 2013-01-11 3:23 PM That ain't working, that's the way you do it. NRG42 - 2013-01-11 1:20 PM mjr66 - 2013-01-11 3:18 PM NRG42 - 2013-01-11 1:09 PM There use to be days at work where I TAnned all day and worked all night.....I really need a life!
There's a whole world out there..... some much to see, so little money to do ANYTHING....grrrrrrr Get your money for nothing, get your chicks for free.
When I first heard it I thought it was "get your money for nothing, get your checks for free" which seemed a bit redundant. |
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Veteran ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() NRG42 - 2013-01-11 1:26 PM mjr66 - 2013-01-11 3:23 PM NRG42 - 2013-01-11 1:20 PM mjr66 - 2013-01-11 3:18 PM NRG42 - 2013-01-11 1:09 PM There use to be days at work where I TAnned all day and worked all night.....I really need a life!
There's a whole world out there..... some much to see, so little money to do ANYTHING....grrrrrrr Get your money for nothing, get your chicks for free. Oh I am not into chicks YET, its been rough but still like you men!! I thought you were all sorted - I obviously don't get here enough to stay abreast of things. |
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Elite ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Well, just saw the bad news that the ladies of the Lingerie Football League are going to be wearing uniforms now ![]() |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() cgregg - 2013-01-11 3:33 PM Well, just saw the bad news that the ladies of the Lingerie Football League are going to be wearing uniforms now ![]() WHAT!? Then how is it the LFL? Lame. And my hometown just got a team. How sad. |
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