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2009-03-17 11:17 AM
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PinkCrush - 2009-03-17 10:14 AM

=) OK, sorry. Paulette obviously has good firends here on BT --and no, I haven't looked at her accomplishments. I bet she could kick my , so SORRY PAULETTE AND FRIENDS, for any offense. I think I'm still in shock from reading the OP yesterday.


Rightfully so!


2009-03-17 11:36 AM
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ROFL!  This is priceless.  I peed on the bike this past summer during a race and it took months to get the smell out of my shoes. 

Kudos to you Paulette for sharing this story!  You're going down in BT history.

2009-03-17 11:56 AM
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I didn't read this yesterday because I thought it was just another peeing on the bike topic..

Who knew..
2009-03-17 11:58 AM
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Is the new definition for a crap in yer bike shorts now called a Hot Tamale?

Paulette, you are one hardcore chica! (with quite the loving set of club members 'n friends!)

2009-03-17 12:30 PM
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MtnJay - 2009-03-17 10:58 AM

Is the new definition for a crap in yer bike shorts now called a Hot Tamale?



BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!

Yes I think that goes in my tri glossary of terms!
2009-03-17 1:12 PM
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LittleCat - 2009-03-16 9:42 AM Dude, if you crapped on the bike it will be a story you'll be tellin for the next 20 years! And laughing about it :-) I crapped in my shorts last year on a long run...not on purpose though

well, I crapped in mine reading this thread! too flipping funny! surely you did not poo while riding! In my 20 years of racing! never EVER EVER have I heard something so funny! this is TMI at its grandest! I would ask him what he does for an encore...but would be afraid of what is to come! but it is important to know there are options out there: 

or you can just get off and do a group pee:



2009-03-17 1:21 PM
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Not only does our favorite little turd make working out a complete blast; but she has also taken time off from her busy schedule of teaching at ASU, to come to my 4th grade class and teach kids about the importance of physical fitness and triathlon. 

The funny thing is that at 4'11", some of the 10 year old's were her height!   

2009-03-17 1:28 PM
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cordova61 - 2009-03-17 11:21 AM

Not only does our favorite little turd make working out a complete blast; but she has also taken time off from her busy schedule of teaching at ASU, to come to my 4th grade class and teach kids about the importance of physical fitness and triathlon.

The funny thing is that at 4'11", some of the 10 year old's were her height!

Yeah, it was kind of funny introducing her to my wife. She's taller than my wife by a couple inches.

Now if we could just get my wife on a bike, we'd be set! (Without the pooping part. ick.)

John 

2009-03-17 1:34 PM
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tkd.teacher - 2009-03-17 1:28 PM
cordova61 - 2009-03-17 11:21 AM

Not only does our favorite little turd make working out a complete blast; but she has also taken time off from her busy schedule of teaching at ASU, to come to my 4th grade class and teach kids about the importance of physical fitness and triathlon.

The funny thing is that at 4'11", some of the 10 year old's were her height!

Yeah, it was kind of funny introducing her to my wife. She's taller than my wife by a couple inches.

Now if we could just get my wife on a bike, we'd be set! (Without the pooping part. ick.)

John 

Paulette and Trixie together in the same room was just plain interesting.

BTW, Paulette, did you ever get that shrimp out from behind your fridge?  I really did feel bad about that...

2009-03-17 1:47 PM
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jldicarlo - 2009-03-17 11:34 AM
tkd.teacher - 2009-03-17 1:28 PM

Yeah, it was kind of funny introducing her to my wife. She's taller than my wife by a couple inches.

Now if we could just get my wife on a bike, we'd be set! (Without the pooping part. ick.)

John

Paulette and Trixie together in the same room was just plain interesting.

BTW, Paulette, did you ever get that shrimp out from behind your fridge? I really did feel bad about that...

I SO don't wanna know...

 

2009-03-17 1:58 PM
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man this thread has to be one of the funniest things i've ever read. EPIC WIN!


2009-03-17 6:50 PM
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MtnJay - 2009-03-17 9:58 AM

Is the new definition for a crap in yer bike shorts now called a Hot Tamale?

Paulette, you are one hardcore chica! (with quite the loving set of club members 'n friends!)

Has a nice ring to it, I can already hear it at my next race, "Hot Tamale  on your left"!

2009-03-17 6:58 PM
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nevergivin - 2009-03-17 7:50 PM

MtnJay - 2009-03-17 9:58 AM

Is the new definition for a crap in yer bike shorts now called a Hot Tamale?

Paulette, you are one hardcore chica! (with quite the loving set of club members 'n friends!)

Has a nice ring to it, I can already hear it at my next race, "Hot Tamale  on your left"!



I might just have to shout this if someone won't move over.
2009-03-17 9:40 PM
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Wow............

 

2009-03-17 10:20 PM
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The new tri short:

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2009-03-17 10:25 PM
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MtnJay - 2009-03-17 12:58 PM

Is the new definition for a crap in yer bike shorts now called a Hot Tamale?

Paulette, you are one hardcore chica! (with quite the loving set of club members 'n friends!)

Either that or ... one hot mess!

 



2009-03-17 10:30 PM
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cordova61 - 2009-03-17 2:21 PM

Not only does our favorite little turd make working out a complete blast; but she has also taken time off from her busy schedule of teaching at ASU, to come to my 4th grade class and teach kids about the importance of physical fitness and triathlon. 

The funny thing is that at 4'11", some of the 10 year old's were her height!   

I wonder if she covered Nutrition as well ... wonder if Hot Tamales was suggested as an energy superfood or something ...

2009-03-17 10:32 PM
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Is that the "Hot Tamale"-mobile in the picture as well?

Seriously tx for posting this bc it has given me a crapload (buh duhm chhhhhh) of entertainment!

2009-03-17 10:37 PM
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ewwww.. ok, for the 1 minute it might take to stop....please stop for the rest of the riders comfort.  Seeing poop slide down a fellow riders leg is not nice!!
2009-03-18 7:58 AM
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Too funny!  Paulette, you can ride with me anytime ... as long as you ride behind me ...
2009-03-18 8:42 AM
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Moral of the story:  Eat meat and cheese to keep you plugged up while riding.


2009-03-18 9:03 AM
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[ ] Non-Epic Thread
[x] Epic Thread

[ ] Would Not Read Again
[x] Would Read Again

Threads like this are what make the internets great. Thanks for having the courage to share.
2009-03-18 10:33 AM
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Well,

This story and Paulette has inspired me to create my very first signature line.

2009-03-18 4:09 PM
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klowman - 2009-03-18 11:33 AM

Well,

This story and Paulette has inspired me to create my very first signature line.

 I have a feeling more and more people will have sig's from this thread.

2009-03-18 4:28 PM
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BT Rule #1

If you Hot Tamale, do not brag about it!

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