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 2009-03-17 1:01 AM in reply to: #2020626 |
Elite  3602     Mesa, AZ |  Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bikeFor those of you who have not met Paulette, this may help you understand this whole fiasco. Morning of the "fateful" ride: http://www.beginnertriathlete.com/discussion/photos/show-album.asp?... |
| 2009-03-17 3:45 AM in reply to: #2020626 |
Pro 4828 The Land of Ice and Snow | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike Thank you Thank you Thank you!!!! It is 4:30 in the morning and i am at work....was feeling rather hideous......but the hideousness has been replaced with such intense laughter that i had to use my inhaler!!!! This was better than a double epresso!! Thanks for sharing ! |
| 2009-03-17 4:42 AM in reply to: #2020626 |
Master 2468 Muskego, Wisconsin | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike Well that's a new twist on HTFU. This is the best end of the day thread ever. I couldn't stop laughing. My daughter who just finished potty training asked what was so funny so I told her. She replied "oops, no treats for her" and walked away.
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| 2009-03-17 8:13 AM in reply to: #2020626 |
Master 1759 Peoria, AZ (Near Lake Pleasant) | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike Does body glide work in a situation like this? I took a sip of the red bull during this ride - but totally missed the whole story (even at the house afterword). To be fair, this story in no way takes the "pace bootie" title from her! Meet this little dynamo and you will know! |
| 2009-03-17 8:33 AM in reply to: #2020626 |
Master 1790 | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike I really would have liked to hear Phil Liggett's commentary on this. |
| 2009-03-17 8:52 AM in reply to: #2022264 |
Pro 4343 Olney, MD | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike papson14 - 2009-03-17 5:42 AM Well that's a new twist on HTFU. This is the best end of the day thread ever. I couldn't stop laughing. My daughter who just finished potty training asked what was so funny so I told her. She replied "oops, no treats for her" and walked away. Out of the mouth of babes! ;) |
 2009-03-17 9:07 AM in reply to: #2020626 |
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| 2009-03-17 9:49 AM in reply to: #2021395 |
| Expert 987 Durham, North Carolina | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike GoFaster - 2009-03-16 5:16 PM The single funniest thread I have ever read - I would never have the guts to admit to something like this. Thank you for making me laugh. And she was so deadpan serious in her post, that is what makes it so damn hilarious!! |
| 2009-03-17 10:04 AM in reply to: #2020626 |
| Expert 987 Durham, North Carolina | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike Just in case anyone doubts whether or not Paulette is a woman or not, and whether she is some backwoods, wilderbeast type or actually a tri-chick hottie that would still make for good pace booty ... I found this pic in her album: P.S. I bet a dip in that pool would be have been golden after that particular ride that day, huh? Edited by klowman 2009-03-17 10:05 AM (Paulette.jpg) Attachments ---------------- Paulette.jpg (78KB - 105 downloads) |
| 2009-03-17 10:18 AM in reply to: #2022264 |
| Elite 4048 Gilbert, Az. | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike papson14 - 2009-03-17 2:42 AM Well that's a new twist on HTFU. This is the best end of the day thread ever. I couldn't stop laughing. My daughter who just finished potty training asked what was so funny so I told her. She replied "oops, no treats for her" and walked away. BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Classic! :D Maybe that would work with PJ....have to try it. John |
| 2009-03-17 10:19 AM in reply to: #2022777 |
| Expert 748 Big Bear City, California | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike |
| 2009-03-17 10:21 AM in reply to: #2022835 |
| Expert 987 Durham, North Carolina | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike robot - 2009-03-17 11:19 AM Paulette morphed into Dara Torres. Not too far off though  Is that not Paulette? I saw it in her album and just assumed it was. My bad. Edited by klowman 2009-03-17 10:32 AM |
| 2009-03-17 10:26 AM in reply to: #2022842 |
| Elite 4048 Gilbert, Az. | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike klowman - 2009-03-17 8:21 AM robot - 2009-03-17 11:19 AM Paulette morphed into Dara Torres. Not too far off though Is that not Paulette? I saw it in her album and just assumed it was. My bad. Nope. This would be our Pj: http://www.beginnertriathlete.com/discussion/photos/show-album.asp?albumid=8828&photoid=68782 The one on the right, all 4'11 of her. :D John |
| 2009-03-17 10:33 AM in reply to: #2020626 |
| Expert 987 Durham, North Carolina | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike Ok, Replaced the pic on my original post, but of course can't remove the one that someone quoted in their reply ... unless they see this and decide to edit their post. |
| 2009-03-17 10:40 AM in reply to: #2022886 |
| Elite 4048 Gilbert, Az. | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike klowman - 2009-03-17 8:33 AM Ok, Replaced the pic on my original post, but of course can't remove the one that someone quoted in their reply ... unless they see this and decide to edit their post. Nope. Just like PJ, your "oops" is now immortalized. Just less stinky. :D John |
| 2009-03-17 10:54 AM in reply to: #2021500 |
| New user 19 Chicago, California | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike tkd.teacher - 2009-03-17 10:17 AM Wow, indeed. Judgmental and priggish much?
Alright, alright: next time I see someone crapping their pants, I promise you I'll find it hilarious and will mess their hair and call them and their adult-sized turd-filled shorts "adorable, just adorable!" Shucks. |
| 2009-03-17 10:56 AM in reply to: #2020626 |
| Extreme Veteran 565 Jenison , MI | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike Oh this is great. Makes me feel so much better about having to run thru someone back yard and dive into their private lake and crap with them standing there by their boat thinking "WTF?". |
| 2009-03-17 10:59 AM in reply to: #2022944 |
| Elite 4048 Gilbert, Az. | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike PinkCrush - 2009-03-17 8:54 AM tkd.teacher - 2009-03-17 10:17 AM Alright, alright: next time I see someone crapping their pants, I promise you I'll find it hilarious and will mess their hair and call them and their adult-sized turd-filled shorts "adorable, just adorable!" Shucks.Wow, indeed. Judgmental and priggish much?
Not saying you have to find it adorable, but to imply that she is borderline retarded? John |
| 2009-03-17 10:59 AM in reply to: #2020626 |
| Expert 878 Tallahassee, FL | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike This reminds me of the story of two marathon runners who had both cleared the field and were locked in battle for the win with about 2 miles to go. One looked at the other and said, "I gotta go #2, what should I do?" The other says, "Well, you've got two options. You can stop and go, but I'll win. Or, you can go on the run. It'll be uncomfortable, it'll stink, people will give you funny looks, but you might win. You're call." The other one pulls his shorts down slightly and went. He then throws down a surge and wins. I heard that through the grapevine, so I don't know how true it is. |
| 2009-03-17 11:03 AM in reply to: #2022960 |
| Elite 3602 Mesa, AZ | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike tkd.teacher - 2009-03-17 9:59 AM PinkCrush - 2009-03-17 8:54 AM tkd.teacher - 2009-03-17 10:17 AM Alright, alright: next time I see someone crapping their pants, I promise you I'll find it hilarious and will mess their hair and call them and their adult-sized turd-filled shorts "adorable, just adorable!" Shucks.Wow, indeed. Judgmental and priggish much?
Not saying you have to find it adorable, but to imply that she is borderline retarded? John Weeeellll - you HAVE met her John right? :p |
| 2009-03-17 11:05 AM in reply to: #2022777 |
| Veteran 284 | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike klowman - 2009-03-17 11:04 AM I bet a dip in that pool would be have been golden after that particular ride that day, huh? klowman - 2009-03-17 11:33 AM Ok, Replaced the pic on my original post, but of course can't remove the one that someone quoted in their reply ... unless they see this and decide to edit their post. Wish I had seen that second comment before I spent a minute staring at that picture looking for a pool... |
| 2009-03-17 11:08 AM in reply to: #2020626 |
| Veteran 284 | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike And I also click on her album's link, but when I saw an album entitled "Bag", I remembered this: Paulettejo - 2009-03-16 12:36 PM Is there anything that you can buy/do to alleviate the nastiness of #2 (bags, bike toliet seat?)? and quickly clicked the previous button. |
| 2009-03-17 11:09 AM in reply to: #2022976 |
| Elite 4048 Gilbert, Az. | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike sportyj - 2009-03-17 9:03 AM tkd.teacher - 2009-03-17 9:59 AM Weeeellll - you HAVE met her John right? :pPinkCrush - 2009-03-17 8:54 AM tkd.teacher - 2009-03-17 10:17 AM Alright, alright: next time I see someone crapping their pants, I promise you I'll find it hilarious and will mess their hair and call them and their adult-sized turd-filled shorts "adorable, just adorable!" Shucks.Wow, indeed. Judgmental and priggish much?
Not saying you have to find it adorable, but to imply that she is borderline retarded? John Yes, but I prefer to call her...uhm...well, err... quirky! Yeah, that's it! John |
| 2009-03-17 11:14 AM in reply to: #2022264 |
Science Nerd 28760 Redwood City, California | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike papson14 - 2009-03-17 5:42 AM Well that's a new twist on HTFU. This is the best end of the day thread ever. I couldn't stop laughing. My daughter who just finished potty training asked what was so funny so I told her. She replied "oops, no treats for her" and walked away.
That's awesome! How old is your daughter? |
| 2009-03-17 11:14 AM in reply to: #2022994 |
| New user 19 Chicago, California | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike =) OK, sorry. Paulette obviously has good firends here on BT --and no, I haven't looked at her accomplishments. I bet she could kick my , so SORRY PAULETTE AND FRIENDS, for any offense. I think I'm still in shock from reading the OP yesterday.  |
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