Triathlon Dating Thread Ver 2.0 (Page 52)

mr2tony - 2013-02-26 4:36 PM

Teejaay - 2013-02-26 3:35 PM

mr2tony - 2013-02-26 2:20 PM

Teejaay - 2013-02-25 10:22 PM

julio26pt2 - 2013-02-25 8:58 PM

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me.  It started in the lotions aisle at Target.  The sweet smell of lavender filled the air.  Then it happened.  The most beautiful creature I've ever laid eyes on appeared before my eyes.  I thought it was a dream. It was so perfect that it might have been.  Her skin was as soft as silk and her eyes were as deep and lingering as a Hawaiian sunset.  I made conversation by asking what kind of lotion she used, knowing that skin this beautiful could only be that of an angel.  As I brushed my finger against her cheek, our eyes locked and the whole world stopped.  For this moment, we were the only two people alive.  Our hearts pounded in sync and neither of us needed to speak.  This is the woman I had waited my whole life for.  Without hesitation, we left arm-in-arm and our step was so light that we were practically floating.  Soon, we were on the edge of a babbling brook that fed a small pond.  Her hands were soft as she undressed me before we went into the water.  At that moment, two strangers became one.  All she was wearing was a necklace.  It was beautiful. I told her. She gently caressed me, admiring my tattoos.  As the sun began to set, we looked upon the nearby landscape.  The scenery, trees, and plants.  I'm shared with her that I'm a landscape designer.  Though for at this moment, I was a merely a girl in love.  Nothing else mattered.  We spoke for about 10 minutes, though it seemed like only a second.  A mere breath.  I asked her to dinner, but she declined as this afternoon was the single perfect and magical moments in her life.  We decided to leave it as this and go on with our lives separately and completely.  And that we would always have the brook.  That movement.  A moment that will live in our hearts forever.  I will never forget this angel I met at Target and the wild romance that ensued.. 

(Clap clap clap) You're kinda good at this!!! Target is the place to be ....dude on the deodorant aisle once asked me if I'd date a guy that smelled like _______..(as he held his deodorant choice under my nose).

What'd you say to that?

I said yes. We then shared the $1 popcorn and soda deal at the Target snack bar and then strolled the hardware aisle ...so I could pick up some duct tape, rope and bleach....for later!

Dont forget the rubber gloves. No fingerprints.

I can get you some latex gloves with aloe so your hands stay nice and smooth if you want.

trinnas - 2013-02-26 9:01 PM

mr2tony - 2013-02-26 4:36 PM

Teejaay - 2013-02-26 3:35 PM

mr2tony - 2013-02-26 2:20 PM

Teejaay - 2013-02-25 10:22 PM

julio26pt2 - 2013-02-25 8:58 PM

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me.  It started in the lotions aisle at Target.  The sweet smell of lavender filled the air.  Then it happened.  The most beautiful creature I've ever laid eyes on appeared before my eyes.  I thought it was a dream. It was so perfect that it might have been.  Her skin was as soft as silk and her eyes were as deep and lingering as a Hawaiian sunset.  I made conversation by asking what kind of lotion she used, knowing that skin this beautiful could only be that of an angel.  As I brushed my finger against her cheek, our eyes locked and the whole world stopped.  For this moment, we were the only two people alive.  Our hearts pounded in sync and neither of us needed to speak.  This is the woman I had waited my whole life for.  Without hesitation, we left arm-in-arm and our step was so light that we were practically floating.  Soon, we were on the edge of a babbling brook that fed a small pond.  Her hands were soft as she undressed me before we went into the water.  At that moment, two strangers became one.  All she was wearing was a necklace.  It was beautiful. I told her. She gently caressed me, admiring my tattoos.  As the sun began to set, we looked upon the nearby landscape.  The scenery, trees, and plants.  I'm shared with her that I'm a landscape designer.  Though for at this moment, I was a merely a girl in love.  Nothing else mattered.  We spoke for about 10 minutes, though it seemed like only a second.  A mere breath.  I asked her to dinner, but she declined as this afternoon was the single perfect and magical moments in her life.  We decided to leave it as this and go on with our lives separately and completely.  And that we would always have the brook.  That movement.  A moment that will live in our hearts forever.  I will never forget this angel I met at Target and the wild romance that ensued.. 

(Clap clap clap) You're kinda good at this!!! Target is the place to be ....dude on the deodorant aisle once asked me if I'd date a guy that smelled like _______..(as he held his deodorant choice under my nose).

What'd you say to that?

I said yes. We then shared the $1 popcorn and soda deal at the Target snack bar and then strolled the hardware aisle ...so I could pick up some duct tape, rope and bleach....for later!

Dont forget the rubber gloves. No fingerprints.

I can get you some latex gloves with aloe so your hands stay nice and smooth if you want.

This won't work.  Latex gloves can still transfer prints.  Nope, must be cotton!

I reactivated my eHarmony account from way back when.  I received an email offer for $10 a month for 3 months, which for those who have used eHarmony, know it's a pretty huge discount.  

I found that the girls on POF aren't really serious at all about finding a relationship.  They all seem to fade after the first couple of dates.  I never had that issue with eHarmony.  Obviously things didn't work out, or I wouldn't be posting here, but the users of eHarmony seemed to be more serious about actually finding someone.

Anyway, random musings for a Thursday.

I have yet to have a date from any of those sites in over a year...been just going out with randos that I meet. which never bodes well. Have to go back to my rule to never date a guy that I meet in a bar.  For some reason, it never seems to work out. ever.

So basically right now I'm dating my bike. huzzah!

Hey, this has some advantages!

1) You decide how hard and how fast to go.

2) You know if your bike is or isn't "clean"

3) If you need a break from your bike you just park it in a corner and forget about it.  It doesn't whine.

this may be why I'm stuck in a rut...my bike also is there when I need it, doesn't complain with the exception of a few squeaks which means he needs a checkup, and every once in a while, needs a bunch of replacement parts but then goes right back to being its predictable, supportive, and functional self.

Everything I'm looking for in a man!

My bike cries if I neglect it. 

Delightful. Such a delightful word.

So your seeing twins?

Trust me.  You'll try gentle but always secretly long for the aggressor again...

Sexy:

Yep.  But I like one brother more than another. shhhhhhhh its a secret.  Although I'm pretty sure roadie knows that.

LOL same saddle on my road and tri bike too!

My bikes are 50cm and 51....can we swap?

Why not?  I live in NorCal, plenty of different lifestyles here!

"Dear Penthouse, 

I was dripping wet, just having showered after an intense treadmill workout.  The conversation might seem innocent enough to read, but it wasn't his words...it was how he said them.  That, and his blatant staring at my junk."

That's about enough of that...  This was way more satisfying when it was Teejay's story.