TAN #178: If TANning were an Olympic sport ... (Page 52)

I will have to take a book bag full of work with me when I leave today.  But, I will take that bag to the lake.  Work on weekends is ok so long as  I get to see the water as I wake up and have a cup of coffee the deck with the birds and squirrels.  If work goes well, then there will be a boat ride and swim around 5 or 6.  I could do better if I were retired.

TW

I agree. I was shocked at how awful it was. As in, I immediately spit it out after a rep gave me some one time. Blech. I love all things coconut, too. Well, apparently not ALL things. 

You just don't like the milk that comes out of the nuts.

coconut water on its own is just....a really awkward texture and color....and the taste....there are so many things wrong with it.  i could see how it would be good to cook with or make a smoothie with though, because there IS coconut flavor there.  kind of.

I get to run 10 miles tomorrow for my last day of recovery week.

Texture? Color? It shouldn't have any texture or color at all, perhaps just a slight tint like saltwater might have. It's just like water. If it's real coconut water and not the preservative-laden sugared crap, the taste will depend on the type and age of coconut.

yeah I think we are more or less talking about the preservative-laden kind. 

I like coconut water straight out the the coconut. I guess that's coconut milk? I don't know. 

the kind i tried was not sugar laden (i read labels) and maybe only had a preservative on the list.  but whatever they do to package it may have been the problem - pasteurization?  and by texture i don't mean it had one...it was thicker than water but thinner than milk...an in between sliminess....

here in a-murr-ca we can't just whip a coconut off the trees, you know!

Nope. That's coconut water, or coconut juice.

Coconut milk is a thick, oily white substance extracted from the meat and is nearly 100% fat.

If you had coconut sized bewbs, what bra size is that?  prly pretty big.

How about grapefuits and/or oranges?

Sometimes I say a girl has volleyball sized, but that's probably an exageration except for that ONE time when it wasn't.

Alright, well I like that water...the straight out of the nuts kind (take that Cord) just not the bottled kind.

Yep, pretty big even if they were small--the smallest ripe edible coconuts are about softball sized.

Yeah, how come COCONUT SIZE isn't an option on the poll? Sheesh.

Hmmmm, what do you think ladies? A D MAYBE a DD? Perhaps?

Grapefruits are more of a solid C and an orange is a B

I am a nice grapefruit size and I am full C-cup

I have never done it. 

Fantasy football yes but a BT flag football league would be bad azz too.