TAN#200: BicenTANial Bliss! (Page 67)

oh good god, how did i miss the title.

Friendship Application for [name removed]’s Loyalty and Everlasting Love

Ok... really.  Are you certain that this isn't a joke??

This screams of someone being sarcastic, to me.

Hey suckers. I'm heading out to wine taste. Again.

Also did you know I did an Ironman the other day?

recovery sounds TOUGH.

If it's sarcasm, it's funny.  If it's serious?  It's coo coo for Coco Puffs.

You could also answer it based on her personality to be "the best friend ever"...  Just be the perfect person for her and have her clamor for you friendship.  I'm sure you know what she wants to hear. 

THEN ask her to do one for you, then say she's not right for YOU.

You know, typical passive aggressive fun.

Word.

Recovery sounds like it is agreeing with you, Lisa.  Congrats, again, on your non-M-Dotness!

hahahahahhahha

::shudders::

Much! 

Heheheheh!

That guy is seriously disturbing

You all are way underestimating the entertainment value of passing the test and being in the friend club. Normal drinking and chat friends are nothing compared to the fun and adventure potential she could be with a little imagination put into it.

Kido its possible we are brothers from another mother. We have the same sister.

What Up Batches?

Need COFFEE.

had coffee.

need to text tony.

Why Tony, you need to turn a good day into bitterness like coffee?  :-)

texting tony is secret code around these parts

We had a Biometrics screening today at work where they tested the following: Cholesterol, LDL, HDL, Triglycerides, blood pressure and Fasting Glucose.

According to these ladies that ran the test, by poking my finger and running the blood sample through a portable little machine I have desirable cholesterol, borderline high LDL (bad cholesterol) low HDL cholesterol, great triglycerides and pre diabetes level glucose (normal is 60-99, I had 109). And they said I was overweight.

Only reason I did this was to save $250 on my insurance, but I still have a hard time believing the results and believing that I am borderline for som many things according to this little machine!