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2008-08-01 8:53 AM
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bcart1991 - 2008-08-01 9:44 AM Yo quiero pancakes. Donnez-moi pancakes. CLICK CLICK BLOODY CLICK PANCAKES!

Oh, God, I've been adopted by a Benetton ad.

Oh, Hosanna, the lesser of two evils.

Santa can't be Asian.  He doesn't drive his sled 20 miles under the speed limit with his blinker on the whole time. 



2008-08-01 8:56 AM
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wurkit_gurl - 2008-08-01 9:37 AM
akustix - 2008-08-01 9:34 AM
wurkit_gurl - 2008-08-01 9:31 AM

Rynamite - 2008-08-01 9:28 AM Never had a professional massage. I've had girlfriends massage my shoulders and back... but don't particularly like it.

Most girls give p*ssy massages. You really have to dig. I have no qualms about digging underneath someone's shoulderblades.

wait... there are girls who use their....

oh... you mean that word as in "weak"... I had another image going on in my head entirely.

nevermind.

-B

Dude, you are one dirty-a$$ pastor Crazy Lutherans...

I am not representative of most Lutheran pastors.

-B 

2008-08-01 8:56 AM
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heh... page 69!

w00t! 

2008-08-01 8:57 AM
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You all die. You all die and go to hell!!!

So anyway the reason I say that is that I've never seen a man work like my friend. Honestly -- it got annoying and really quite cheap.

Some guys will ponder going over to a couple of women and striking up conversation. Nope. He just walks up to women left and right and starts conversation, which works I'd say about 90 percent of the time. Unfortunately he's not really selective, so he ends up talking to some real b*tches. And he talks for about two or three minutes then jumps to the next group or couple of women. And it gets old really fast. I guess he's more of a quantity-over-quality type.

Anyway, I finally left him on the street at 3:30 a.m. talking to an 18- and a 19-year old about going up to their condo and drinking beer. Cute girls but so obviously 18 and 19.
2008-08-01 8:58 AM
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Good morning kiddos.
2008-08-01 8:58 AM
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akustix - 2008-08-01 9:56 AM

I am not representative of most Lutheran pastors.

-B 

Hey, ya never know - we got one of our younger pastors (Anglican, not Lutheran, of course), to play a drinking game on an Alpha retreat once



2008-08-01 8:59 AM
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Right... before the workout...

right... and it will be inside today since I have the kids and will need to make use of the child care at the gym.

thanks all...

-B 

2008-08-01 8:59 AM
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mr2tony - 2008-08-01 9:57 AM You all die. You all die and go to hell!!!

That should be reversed.  You go to hell.  You go to hell and you die. 

2008-08-01 8:59 AM
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wurkit_gurl - 2008-08-01 8:58 AM

akustix - 2008-08-01 9:56 AM

I am not representative of most Lutheran pastors.

-B 

Hey, ya never know - we got one of our younger pastors (Anglican, not Lutheran, of course), to play a drinking game on an Alpha retreat once



That'd be cool if he hadn't been with a bunch of 14 year old boys.
2008-08-01 8:59 AM
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mr2tony - 2008-08-01 9:57 AM You all die. You all die and go to hell!!! So anyway the reason I say that is that I've never seen a man work like my friend. Honestly -- it got annoying and really quite cheap. Some guys will ponder going over to a couple of women and striking up conversation. Nope. He just walks up to women left and right and starts conversation, which works I'd say about 90 percent of the time. Unfortunately he's not really selective, so he ends up talking to some real b*tches. And he talks for about two or three minutes then jumps to the next group or couple of women. And it gets old really fast. I guess he's more of a quantity-over-quality type. Anyway, I finally left him on the street at 3:30 a.m. talking to an 18- and a 19-year old about going up to their condo and drinking beer. Cute girls but so obviously 18 and 19.

Ew. Well, we're glad you're not like that

2008-08-01 9:00 AM
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mr2tony - 2008-08-01 9:59 AM
wurkit_gurl - 2008-08-01 8:58 AM
akustix - 2008-08-01 9:56 AM

I am not representative of most Lutheran pastors.

-B 

Hey, ya never know - we got one of our younger pastors (Anglican, not Lutheran, of course), to play a drinking game on an Alpha retreat once

That'd be cool if he hadn't been with a bunch of 14 year old boys.

No, it was all adults, silly. (Alpha is sort of a 'Christianity 101' course - we actually don't have it anymore at church)



Edited by wurkit_gurl 2008-08-01 9:01 AM


2008-08-01 9:00 AM
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wurkit_gurl - 2008-08-01 9:58 AM
akustix - 2008-08-01 9:56 AM

I am not representative of most Lutheran pastors.

-B

Hey, ya never know - we got one of our younger pastors (Anglican, not Lutheran, of course), to play a drinking game on an Alpha retreat once

pfft.... we Lutherans don't play games with our drinking.. we're serious.  

2008-08-01 9:01 AM
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wurkit_gurl - 2008-08-01 8:59 AM

mr2tony - 2008-08-01 9:57 AM You all die. You all die and go to hell!!! So anyway the reason I say that is that I've never seen a man work like my friend. Honestly -- it got annoying and really quite cheap. Some guys will ponder going over to a couple of women and striking up conversation. Nope. He just walks up to women left and right and starts conversation, which works I'd say about 90 percent of the time. Unfortunately he's not really selective, so he ends up talking to some real b*tches. And he talks for about two or three minutes then jumps to the next group or couple of women. And it gets old really fast. I guess he's more of a quantity-over-quality type. Anyway, I finally left him on the street at 3:30 a.m. talking to an 18- and a 19-year old about going up to their condo and drinking beer. Cute girls but so obviously 18 and 19.

Ew. Well, we're glad you're not like that



I said `Dude. I draw the line at drinking beer with underage girls in a strange condo.'
2008-08-01 9:01 AM
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Scout7 - 2008-08-01 9:59 AM

mr2tony - 2008-08-01 9:57 AM You all die. You all die and go to hell!!!

That should be reversed.  You go to hell.  You go to hell and you die. 



Mr. Garrison on South Park said it that way.
2008-08-01 9:02 AM
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Scout7 - 2008-08-01 8:59 AM

mr2tony - 2008-08-01 9:57 AM You all die. You all die and go to hell!!!

That should be reversed.  You go to hell.  You go to hell and you die. 




D'OH! You're right.
2008-08-01 9:04 AM
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GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNIING

in case you didn't hear me the first time.


2008-08-01 9:05 AM
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ATXtri - 2008-08-01 10:04 AM

GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNIING

in case you didn't hear me the first time.

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2008-08-01 9:05 AM
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ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:04 AM GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNIING in case you didn't hear me the first time.

I'm sorry - were you needing a little attention?

2008-08-01 9:06 AM
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ATXtri - 2008-08-01 10:04 AM GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNIING in case you didn't hear me the first time.

*sigh* good morning ATX...

(fer cryin' out loud... some people are such narcissists .... we have to respond to every frickin' post... or they get all whiny)

 

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2008-08-01 9:07 AM
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ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:04 AM

GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNIING

in case you didn't hear me the first time.


You'd get a better response if you'd show us your boobies from time to time. I mean, I'VE seen them but some people here may not have. No? Everybody has? OK nevermind Lin ...
2008-08-01 9:08 AM
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Is it nap time yet?


2008-08-01 9:09 AM
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crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:08 AM

Is it nap time yet?


I'm workin' on 3.5 hours of sleep here. And I get to work all day, fly to Omaha at 6, then drive five hours to North Platte tonight. Fun.

So, I guess my answer is `yes' ...

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jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:05 AM

ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:04 AM GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNIING in case you didn't hear me the first time.

I'm sorry - were you needing a little attention?



YEA! Thank you for noticing. haha
2008-08-01 9:11 AM
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akustix - 2008-08-01 9:06 AM

ATXtri - 2008-08-01 10:04 AM GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNIING in case you didn't hear me the first time.

*sigh* good morning ATX...

(fer cryin' out loud... some people are such narcissists .... we have to respond to every frickin' post... or they get all whiny)

 

-B 



HAHAHAHA. No, you don't have to respond to everyone... JUST ME!
2008-08-01 9:11 AM
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mr2tony - 2008-08-01 10:09 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:08 AM Is it nap time yet?
I'm workin' on 3.5 hours of sleep here. And I get to work all day, fly to Omaha at 6, then drive five hours to North Platte tonight. Fun. So, I guess my answer is `yes' ...

Must be nice to have a job where you can just slee....

ummm nevermind.

-B 

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