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 2013-01-30 9:27 AM in reply to: #4601107 |
Champion  34263     Chicago |  Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chattergr33n - 2013-01-30 9:26 AM mehaner - 2013-01-30 4:21 PM NRG42 - 2013-01-30 10:18 AM Hi TAN. I grew up in house with all women, well beside when my dad was alive. I never heard or EVER passed gas unless it was in the bathroom(or behind closed doors). I sure, I am in the minority here but I hope to never hear this happen with anyone other than a elderly person or baby! At one point I lived with my aunt, her 7 daughters and me.......this is too many women in one house hold. A LOT of crazy! i grew up with all women (mom and sister) and my sister and i both married the gassiest dudes i know. she recently farted in my face when i was visiting her. we're rebelling against our upbringing, i guess! My family gatherings are composed of my wife, our 2 daughters, my Mom, my sister, and her 3 daughters. The drama... We were all out to dinner one night and a guy at the next table bought me a drink and later came over and said I thought you'd need this. He was right. I tend to find when someone buys me a drink, they're trying to get all up on this. You sure it was a sympathy drink and not something more? |
| 2013-01-30 9:29 AM in reply to: #4601095 |
Champion 10550 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter mehaner - 2013-01-30 9:21 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2013-01-30 10:20 AM mr2tony - 2013-01-30 9:17 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2013-01-30 9:11 AM No! First it's against the building's rules. Second we don't have space. Third, it'd get super stinky in there super quick. mr2tony - 2013-01-30 9:10 AM Meh I couldn't look at the puppy bowl lineup for too long. Total cuteness overload. It made me want to adopt every one of them. Can we? Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase????? Pout. Is it wrong that because I don't really care about who wins at all (except that I hate Ray Lewis and want the 49ers to kick his A S S), I would almost rather watch the puppy bowl? puppy bowl starts at 3. and i THINK you can stream it online if you don't have 2 TVs. YAYYY!!! That's exactly what's going to be going on. I will NOT miss the puppies for some silly game that I don't care about. |
| 2013-01-30 9:30 AM in reply to: #4601110 |
Regular 1023 Madrid | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter mr2tony - 2013-01-30 4:27 PM gr33n - 2013-01-30 9:26 AM I tend to find when someone buys me a drink, they're trying to get all up on this. You sure it was a sympathy drink and not something more? mehaner - 2013-01-30 4:21 PM NRG42 - 2013-01-30 10:18 AM Hi TAN. I grew up in house with all women, well beside when my dad was alive. I never heard or EVER passed gas unless it was in the bathroom(or behind closed doors). I sure, I am in the minority here but I hope to never hear this happen with anyone other than a elderly person or baby! At one point I lived with my aunt, her 7 daughters and me.......this is too many women in one house hold. A LOT of crazy! i grew up with all women (mom and sister) and my sister and i both married the gassiest dudes i know. she recently farted in my face when i was visiting her. we're rebelling against our upbringing, i guess! My family gatherings are composed of my wife, our 2 daughters, my Mom, my sister, and her 3 daughters. The drama... We were all out to dinner one night and a guy at the next table bought me a drink and later came over and said I thought you'd need this. He was right. I don't know. Now that you mention it I could have been looking particularly buff that night... |
| 2013-01-30 9:39 AM in reply to: #4601108 |
Champion 14571 the alamo city, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter blueyedbikergirl - 2013-01-30 10:27 AM NRG42 - 2013-01-30 9:18 AM Hi TAN. I grew up in house with all women, well beside when my dad was alive. I never heard or EVER passed gas unless it was in the bathroom(or behind closed doors). I sure, I am in the minority here but I hope to never hear this happen with anyone other than a elderly person or baby! At one point I lived with my aunt, her 7 daughters and me.......this is too many women in one house hold. A LOT of crazy! My mom's favourite move was to blame either my dad or the dog if she ever passed gas, the rest of us just didn't care - and I'm pretty sure my dad took great pride in some of the musicality he was able to produce. when my dog farts, he will give me a dirty look, like I did it. you can't fool me, dog, your nickname is stinky for a reason.
edited for terrible spelling sin Edited by mehaner 2013-01-30 9:47 AM |
| 2013-01-30 9:44 AM in reply to: #4601134 |
Champion 10550 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter mehaner - 2013-01-30 9:39 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2013-01-30 10:27 AM NRG42 - 2013-01-30 9:18 AM Hi TAN. I grew up in house with all women, well beside when my dad was alive. I never heard or EVER passed gas unless it was in the bathroom(or behind closed doors). I sure, I am in the minority here but I hope to never hear this happen with anyone other than a elderly person or baby! At one point I lived with my aunt, her 7 daughters and me.......this is too many women in one house hold. A LOT of crazy! My mom's favourite move was to blame either my dad or the dog if she ever passed gas, the rest of us just didn't care - and I'm pretty sure my dad took great pride in some of the musicality he was able to produce. when my dog farts, he will give me a dirty look, like I did it. you can't full me, dog, your nickname is stinky for a reason. Hahaha! Our dog used to stink herself out of her kennel - and then she'd come out into the living room and drop some bombs out there too, the jerk. |
| 2013-01-30 9:49 AM in reply to: #4599211 |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter Meh Meh, you said some time ago in a CoJ post far far away "But farts are funny." Indeed What is not funny is that my dear friend Jim has returned from LA to visit in Bali. He is COUGHING and sneezing. My IM is in 4 weeks and I've dodged the bullet so far. If he's not feeling well in the morning or the cough/schnozz are worse, I am seriously booting him out. A cold is one thing, but people give me colds and I wind up with pneumonia. |
| 2013-01-30 9:50 AM in reply to: #4601114 |
Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter gr33n - 2013-01-30 9:30 AM mr2tony - 2013-01-30 4:27 PM gr33n - 2013-01-30 9:26 AM I tend to find when someone buys me a drink, they're trying to get all up on this. You sure it was a sympathy drink and not something more? mehaner - 2013-01-30 4:21 PM NRG42 - 2013-01-30 10:18 AM Hi TAN. I grew up in house with all women, well beside when my dad was alive. I never heard or EVER passed gas unless it was in the bathroom(or behind closed doors). I sure, I am in the minority here but I hope to never hear this happen with anyone other than a elderly person or baby! At one point I lived with my aunt, her 7 daughters and me.......this is too many women in one house hold. A LOT of crazy! i grew up with all women (mom and sister) and my sister and i both married the gassiest dudes i know. she recently farted in my face when i was visiting her. we're rebelling against our upbringing, i guess! My family gatherings are composed of my wife, our 2 daughters, my Mom, my sister, and her 3 daughters. The drama... We were all out to dinner one night and a guy at the next table bought me a drink and later came over and said I thought you'd need this. He was right. I don't know. Now that you mention it I could have been looking particularly buff that night... Of that I have no doubt. |
| 2013-01-30 9:51 AM in reply to: #4601107 |
Master 3870 | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter gr33n - 2013-01-30 7:26 AM We saw a dad out solo with his four daughters at the park the other day. They were ages 7 down to 1. Our group all expressed our "condolences" mehaner - 2013-01-30 4:21 PM NRG42 - 2013-01-30 10:18 AM Hi TAN. I grew up in house with all women, well beside when my dad was alive. I never heard or EVER passed gas unless it was in the bathroom(or behind closed doors). I sure, I am in the minority here but I hope to never hear this happen with anyone other than a elderly person or baby! At one point I lived with my aunt, her 7 daughters and me.......this is too many women in one house hold. A LOT of crazy! i grew up with all women (mom and sister) and my sister and i both married the gassiest dudes i know. she recently farted in my face when i was visiting her. we're rebelling against our upbringing, i guess! My family gatherings are composed of my wife, our 2 daughters, my Mom, my sister, and her 3 daughters. The drama... We were all out to dinner one night and a guy at the next table bought me a drink and later came over and said I thought you'd need this. He was right.  and good lucks. |
| 2013-01-30 9:53 AM in reply to: #4599211 |
| Alpharetta, Georgia | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter Good morning friends! Farts are the topic of the day? OK. I grew up with a father who farted/farts nonstop. Really gross at the dinner table. Did I mention nonstop (what is that guy EATING?!) My mother learned to stop eating things that gave her gas, but just laughs at my dad. Does that become "cute" at some point in a marriage? Personally if I'm around others I'll hold it in until I can get to a bathroom, sometimes to the point of pain. |
| 2013-01-30 9:58 AM in reply to: #4601160 |
Champion 10550 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter lisac957 - 2013-01-30 9:53 AM Good morning friends! Farts are the topic of the day? OK. I grew up with a father who farted/farts nonstop. Really gross at the dinner table. Did I mention nonstop (what is that guy EATING?!) My mother learned to stop eating things that gave her gas, but just laughs at my dad. Does that become "cute" at some point in a marriage? Personally if I'm around others I'll hold it in until I can get to a bathroom, sometimes to the point of pain. If I'm not around family, then absolutely I'll hold it in until I can get to the bathroom. No one wants to risk a shart! |
| 2013-01-30 9:58 AM in reply to: #4599211 |
Champion 16151 Checkin' out the podium girls | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter Just ask Al Roker about how reliable farts are. |
| 2013-01-30 9:59 AM in reply to: #4601156 |
Regular 1023 Madrid | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter 4agoodlife - 2013-01-30 4:51 PM gr33n - 2013-01-30 7:26 AM We saw a dad out solo with his four daughters at the park the other day. They were ages 7 down to 1. Our group all expressed our "condolences" mehaner - 2013-01-30 4:21 PM NRG42 - 2013-01-30 10:18 AM Hi TAN. I grew up in house with all women, well beside when my dad was alive. I never heard or EVER passed gas unless it was in the bathroom(or behind closed doors). I sure, I am in the minority here but I hope to never hear this happen with anyone other than a elderly person or baby! At one point I lived with my aunt, her 7 daughters and me.......this is too many women in one house hold. A LOT of crazy! i grew up with all women (mom and sister) and my sister and i both married the gassiest dudes i know. she recently farted in my face when i was visiting her. we're rebelling against our upbringing, i guess! My family gatherings are composed of my wife, our 2 daughters, my Mom, my sister, and her 3 daughters. The drama... We were all out to dinner one night and a guy at the next table bought me a drink and later came over and said I thought you'd need this. He was right. and good lucks.Here's a related story. Its a slow day here today. Last Firday younger daughter comes home and says guess what. I'm thinking along the lines of school related, maybe basketball related. She says a boy asked her out. Totally turned me upside down as this was first that I completely wasn't looking for. Needless to say I managed to invite myself along but had the decency to attend a different movie at the same theater. After the movie to stay relevant I offer to buy dinner. I have to say it was pretty nice having another male voice at the table. Unfortunaly I don't think there's gonna be a second date. I think I ended up liking him more than she did... Maybe thats the strategy. |
| 2013-01-30 10:00 AM in reply to: #4601173 |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter blueyedbikergirl - 2013-01-30 11:58 PM lisac957 - 2013-01-30 9:53 AM Good morning friends! Farts are the topic of the day? OK. I grew up with a father who farted/farts nonstop. Really gross at the dinner table. Did I mention nonstop (what is that guy EATING?!) My mother learned to stop eating things that gave her gas, but just laughs at my dad. Does that become "cute" at some point in a marriage? Personally if I'm around others I'll hold it in until I can get to a bathroom, sometimes to the point of pain. If I'm not around family, then absolutely I'll hold it in until I can get to the bathroom. No one wants to risk a shart! I grew up in a culture where farting and burping is not considered rude. Gas just happens. I should probably be a lot more ... uh ... circumspect and polite, but unfortunately, I'm not. I once woke myself up in a grad seminar by farting. I was not the only person I woke up. |
| 2013-01-30 10:00 AM in reply to: #4601160 |
Elite 5145 Cleveland | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter lisac957 - 2013-01-30 10:53 AM Never trust a fart.
Indeed!
My Dad is a fart machine, and his hearing is mostly gone too, so he can't really tell that he ISN'T successfully sneaking one out. Holiday dinners are noisy now, and I always choose a chair at the opposite end of the table |
| 2013-01-30 10:07 AM in reply to: #4601134 |
Master 3870 | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter mehaner - 2013-01-30 7:39 AM Ha! We have a Stinky too. He is most noxious. Like a sausage-shaped whoopee cushion. He does at least have the grace to look embarrassed if we call him out on it.blueyedbikergirl - 2013-01-30 10:27 AM NRG42 - 2013-01-30 9:18 AM Hi TAN. I grew up in house with all women, well beside when my dad was alive. I never heard or EVER passed gas unless it was in the bathroom(or behind closed doors). I sure, I am in the minority here but I hope to never hear this happen with anyone other than a elderly person or baby! At one point I lived with my aunt, her 7 daughters and me.......this is too many women in one house hold. A LOT of crazy! My mom's favourite move was to blame either my dad or the dog if she ever passed gas, the rest of us just didn't care - and I'm pretty sure my dad took great pride in some of the musicality he was able to produce. when my dog farts, he will give me a dirty look, like I did it. you can't fool me, dog, your nickname is stinky for a reason.
edited for terrible spelling sin |
| 2013-01-30 10:13 AM in reply to: #4599211 |
| Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter Sup tan. I'm in a Gantt Chart meeting. I like Gantt Charts. I do not like Gantt Chart meetings. |
| 2013-01-30 10:16 AM in reply to: #4599211 |
| Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter They say Dogs emulate their owners Meh! |
| 2013-01-30 10:19 AM in reply to: #4601205 |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter GomesBolt - 2013-01-31 12:16 AM They say Dogs emulate their owners Meh! Emu-what??? How dare you suggest Meh's dog does that to her! |
| 2013-01-30 10:22 AM in reply to: #4599211 |
| Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter Forgot. TAN. Should've said "copy". Emulate comes from the word Emu and the word Late. But it means "copy"... |
| 2013-01-30 10:24 AM in reply to: #4599211 |
Pro 4838 | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter So we are having a bad snow storm and I'm dealing with accident after accident. I'm out at my last accident and another vehicle hits my squad car. The driver has no insurance and another trooper came over and arrested her. My office is dented up. Hope everyone is having a better day than me. |
| 2013-01-30 10:28 AM in reply to: #4601227 |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter Iowaman - 2013-01-31 12:24 AM So we are having a bad snow storm and I'm dealing with accident after accident. I'm out at my last accident and another vehicle hits my squad car. The driver has no insurance and another trooper came over and arrested her. My office is dented up. Hope everyone is having a better day than me. Grrrrr-ruff! Stay safe out there, MaryVeggieBoy! |
| 2013-01-30 10:29 AM in reply to: #4599211 |
| Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter |
| 2013-01-30 10:29 AM in reply to: #4601220 |
Pro 4838 | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter GomesBolt - 2013-01-30 10:22 AM Forgot. TAN. Should've said "copy". Emulate comes from the word Emu and the word Late. But it means "copy"... Slow down with your big fancy words. You shouldn't have to have a PHD to enjoy TAN. |
| 2013-01-30 10:29 AM in reply to: #4601220 |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter GomesBolt - 2013-01-31 12:22 AM Forgot. TAN. Should've said "copy". Emulate comes from the word Emu and the word Late. But it means "copy"... I'm quite sure it derives from the Latin "emul," meaning to make equal. As in, also, "emulsion." :D |
| 2013-01-30 10:31 AM in reply to: #4601239 |
Pro 4838 | Subject: RE: TAN#194 UnimporTANt Chatter GomesBolt - 2013-01-30 10:29 AM Total bummer Iowaman! So will they just bang the dents out or will it actually get fixed? We have a state contract so it will get fixed. But its a hassle for me. It would be like moving everything out of you roffice for a couple of days. |
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