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2008-08-01 9:22 AM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
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Need me to kiss it and make it all better?

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*AHEM!* You're married.

-B 

 

Just cause I'm on a restricted diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.

Or talk to it.

Or flirt with it.

Or... ok, well, I can't do that.

the question is - can you order it and pick up the fork.  My wife asserts that ordering and picking up said fork establishes a plan to eat, and is therefore not allowed.

What about running my finger down the page trying to decide (or pretending to decide) what I want to eat? 



2008-08-01 9:22 AM
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Never liked any of their stuff.
2008-08-01 9:22 AM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
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ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:04 AM GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNIING in case you didn't hear me the first time.

I'm sorry - were you needing a little attention?

YEA! Thank you for noticing. haha

Need me to kiss it and make it all better?

YES please.

WHOO HOOO!!!!!

*AHEM!* You're married.

-B 

 

Just cause I'm on a restricted diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.

Or talk to it.

Or flirt with it.

Or... ok, well, I can't do that.

the question is - can you order it and pick up the fork.  My wife asserts that ordering and picking up said fork establishes a plan to eat, and is therefore not allowed.



Just looking at the menu isn't bad. Sampling dishes is when the line is crossed.
2008-08-01 9:23 AM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
Artemis - 2008-08-01 10:18 AM
akustix - 2008-08-01 10:17 AM

cami bee - 2008-08-01 10:14 AM Just had a tasty croissant from Panera. Or would that be, croissantte?

Ask Artemis... she has studied French.

I like Panera... but did you ever notice that every thing seems to kinda taste the same?

-B

Yep. I like the cinnamon crunch bagels, though. Those are delicious. So bad for you though.

cinnamon crunch is good... but I usually go with Apple&Raisin or French Toast... alone. no spreads... just coffee and the bagel.  

but it just all tastes the same after a while.

-B 

2008-08-01 9:23 AM
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Scout7 - 2008-08-01 9:17 AM

cami bee - 2008-08-01 10:14 AM Just had a tasty croissant from Panera. Or would that be, croissantte?

Panera, blech.

My guess is that you would prefer, some small shoppe, bakery, la patisserie, or some such thing that doesn't exist here.

2008-08-01 9:24 AM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:22 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:21 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:19 AM
akustix - 2008-08-01 9:14 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 10:12 AM
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ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:04 AM GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNIING in case you didn't hear me the first time.

I'm sorry - were you needing a little attention?

YEA! Thank you for noticing. haha

Need me to kiss it and make it all better?

YES please.

WHOO HOOO!!!!!

*AHEM!* You're married.

-B 

 

Just cause I'm on a restricted diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.

Or talk to it.

Or flirt with it.

Or... ok, well, I can't do that.

the question is - can you order it and pick up the fork.  My wife asserts that ordering and picking up said fork establishes a plan to eat, and is therefore not allowed.

What about running my finger down the page trying to decide (or pretending to decide) what I want to eat? 

I would have to refer to the authoring authority, but i would think that action was the process of looking at the menu - and thus, within the terms of said agreement.  Even for a perv like you.



2008-08-01 9:24 AM
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2008-08-01 9:25 AM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:24 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:22 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:21 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:19 AM
akustix - 2008-08-01 9:14 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 10:12 AM
ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:12 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:11 AM
ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:10 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:05 AM

ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:04 AM GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNIING in case you didn't hear me the first time.

I'm sorry - were you needing a little attention?

YEA! Thank you for noticing. haha

Need me to kiss it and make it all better?

YES please.

WHOO HOOO!!!!!

*AHEM!* You're married.

-B 

 

Just cause I'm on a restricted diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.

Or talk to it.

Or flirt with it.

Or... ok, well, I can't do that.

the question is - can you order it and pick up the fork.  My wife asserts that ordering and picking up said fork establishes a plan to eat, and is therefore not allowed.

What about running my finger down the page trying to decide (or pretending to decide) what I want to eat? 

I would have to refer to the authoring authority, but i would think that action was the process of looking at the menu - and thus, within the terms of said agreement.  Even for a perv like you.

What about putting said food into the mouth, chewing, but not actually swallowing?

2008-08-01 9:25 AM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:24 AM

crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:22 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:21 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:19 AM
akustix - 2008-08-01 9:14 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 10:12 AM
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ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:10 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:05 AM

ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:04 AM GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNIING in case you didn't hear me the first time.

I'm sorry - were you needing a little attention?

YEA! Thank you for noticing. haha

Need me to kiss it and make it all better?

YES please.

WHOO HOOO!!!!!

*AHEM!* You're married.

-B 

 

Just cause I'm on a restricted diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.

Or talk to it.

Or flirt with it.

Or... ok, well, I can't do that.

the question is - can you order it and pick up the fork.  My wife asserts that ordering and picking up said fork establishes a plan to eat, and is therefore not allowed.

What about running my finger down the page trying to decide (or pretending to decide) what I want to eat? 

I would have to refer to the authoring authority, but i would think that action was the process of looking at the menu - and thus, within the terms of said agreement.  Even for a perv like you.



Really, though, your best bet is to eat in instead of ... yeah.
2008-08-01 9:25 AM
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2008-08-01 9:26 AM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 10:25 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:24 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:22 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:21 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:19 AM
akustix - 2008-08-01 9:14 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 10:12 AM
ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:12 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:11 AM
ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:10 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:05 AM

ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:04 AM GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNIING in case you didn't hear me the first time.

I'm sorry - were you needing a little attention?

YEA! Thank you for noticing. haha

Need me to kiss it and make it all better?

YES please.

WHOO HOOO!!!!!

*AHEM!* You're married.

-B

 

Just cause I'm on a restricted diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.

Or talk to it.

Or flirt with it.

Or... ok, well, I can't do that.

the question is - can you order it and pick up the fork. My wife asserts that ordering and picking up said fork establishes a plan to eat, and is therefore not allowed.

What about running my finger down the page trying to decide (or pretending to decide) what I want to eat?

I would have to refer to the authoring authority, but i would think that action was the process of looking at the menu - and thus, within the terms of said agreement. Even for a perv like you.

What about putting said food into the mouth, chewing, but not actually swallowing?

what about the game "just the tip?"

-B 



2008-08-01 9:26 AM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
mr2tony - 2008-08-01 9:25 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:24 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:22 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:21 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:19 AM
akustix - 2008-08-01 9:14 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 10:12 AM
ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:12 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:11 AM
ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:10 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:05 AM

ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:04 AM GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNIING in case you didn't hear me the first time.

I'm sorry - were you needing a little attention?

YEA! Thank you for noticing. haha

Need me to kiss it and make it all better?

YES please.

WHOO HOOO!!!!!

*AHEM!* You're married.

-B 

 

Just cause I'm on a restricted diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.

Or talk to it.

Or flirt with it.

Or... ok, well, I can't do that.

the question is - can you order it and pick up the fork.  My wife asserts that ordering and picking up said fork establishes a plan to eat, and is therefore not allowed.

What about running my finger down the page trying to decide (or pretending to decide) what I want to eat? 

I would have to refer to the authoring authority, but i would think that action was the process of looking at the menu - and thus, within the terms of said agreement.  Even for a perv like you.

Really, though, your best bet is to eat in instead of ... yeah.

Would that be delivery or diGiorno?

2008-08-01 9:27 AM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:25 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:24 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:22 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:21 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:19 AM
akustix - 2008-08-01 9:14 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 10:12 AM
ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:12 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:11 AM
ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:10 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:05 AM

ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:04 AM GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNIING in case you didn't hear me the first time.

I'm sorry - were you needing a little attention?

YEA! Thank you for noticing. haha

Need me to kiss it and make it all better?

YES please.

WHOO HOOO!!!!!

*AHEM!* You're married.

-B 

 

Just cause I'm on a restricted diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.

Or talk to it.

Or flirt with it.

Or... ok, well, I can't do that.

the question is - can you order it and pick up the fork.  My wife asserts that ordering and picking up said fork establishes a plan to eat, and is therefore not allowed.

What about running my finger down the page trying to decide (or pretending to decide) what I want to eat? 

I would have to refer to the authoring authority, but i would think that action was the process of looking at the menu - and thus, within the terms of said agreement.  Even for a perv like you.

What about putting said food into the mouth, chewing, but not actually swallowing?

i think - at that point - you would haave crossed the ordering and /or sampling barrier and would be subject to a decapitation of the smallest locatable head on your person.

2008-08-01 9:27 AM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
akustix - 2008-08-01 9:26 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 10:25 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:24 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:22 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:21 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:19 AM
akustix - 2008-08-01 9:14 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 10:12 AM
ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:12 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:11 AM
ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:10 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:05 AM

ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:04 AM GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNIING in case you didn't hear me the first time.

I'm sorry - were you needing a little attention?

YEA! Thank you for noticing. haha

Need me to kiss it and make it all better?

YES please.

WHOO HOOO!!!!!

*AHEM!* You're married.

-B

 

Just cause I'm on a restricted diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.

Or talk to it.

Or flirt with it.

Or... ok, well, I can't do that.

the question is - can you order it and pick up the fork. My wife asserts that ordering and picking up said fork establishes a plan to eat, and is therefore not allowed.

What about running my finger down the page trying to decide (or pretending to decide) what I want to eat?

I would have to refer to the authoring authority, but i would think that action was the process of looking at the menu - and thus, within the terms of said agreement. Even for a perv like you.

What about putting said food into the mouth, chewing, but not actually swallowing?

what about the game "just the tip?"

-B 

    Is that the same as "just a taste"?

2008-08-01 9:28 AM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:27 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:25 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:24 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:22 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:21 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:19 AM
akustix - 2008-08-01 9:14 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 10:12 AM
ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:12 AM
crowny2 - 2008-08-01 9:11 AM
ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:10 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:05 AM

ATXtri - 2008-08-01 9:04 AM GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNIING in case you didn't hear me the first time.

I'm sorry - were you needing a little attention?

YEA! Thank you for noticing. haha

Need me to kiss it and make it all better?

YES please.

WHOO HOOO!!!!!

*AHEM!* You're married.

-B 

 

Just cause I'm on a restricted diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.

Or talk to it.

Or flirt with it.

Or... ok, well, I can't do that.

the question is - can you order it and pick up the fork.  My wife asserts that ordering and picking up said fork establishes a plan to eat, and is therefore not allowed.

What about running my finger down the page trying to decide (or pretending to decide) what I want to eat? 

I would have to refer to the authoring authority, but i would think that action was the process of looking at the menu - and thus, within the terms of said agreement.  Even for a perv like you.

What about putting said food into the mouth, chewing, but not actually swallowing?

i think - at that point - you would haave crossed the ordering and /or sampling barrier and would be subject to a decapitation of the smallest locatable head on your person.

   Hmmmmm... point taken. 

2008-08-01 9:29 AM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
It's only 10:30 and I'm already hungry.

Bah.


2008-08-01 9:29 AM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
bcart1991 - 2008-08-01 9:29 AM

It's only 10:30 and I'm already hungry.

Bah.


Agreed. All this conversation about eating ...
2008-08-01 9:30 AM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing

I'm hungry - I need a banana and a bagel with a shmear -

2Goggs - run and go get it and bring it to me.  Go!!

2008-08-01 9:31 AM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
mr2tony - 2008-08-01 10:29 AM
Agreed. All this conversation about eating ...

Yeah, that too.
2008-08-01 9:31 AM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
Peter: C'mon Stewie, don't you want to pee in the toilet like a big boy?
Stewie: Well, perhaps I could give it the old college try. Would you put your hands there on the toilet seat, it'll help me relax.
Peter: OK. (Slams toilet seat down on Peter's fingers.) AAAHHHHHH!!!!
Stewie: Listen you, I'll use these facilities when I'm DAMN WELL READY!!!! Until then you shall continue to sanitize my crevice and be DAMN GRATFEUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY!!! Starting right . . .hmmp. . . hmmmp. . . . .hmmmmmp well then, not now, BUT SOON! (Walks off.)
2008-08-01 9:32 AM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 10:30 AM

I'm hungry - I need a banana and a bagel with a shmear -

2Goggs - run and go get it and bring it to me.  Go!!

Mmm...I seriously think I was Jewish in another life. I could eat bagels and lox and all that stuff for days. Except maybe gifelte fish - ew.

Best ever - bagel, lox and cream cheese with some tomato and capers.



2008-08-01 9:32 AM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
This super mega hottie just sent me a picture of her new haircut. Hubba hubba awwwoooooooooooogah! Wowzers. Cha-ching. Boing! Schwing! And such.
2008-08-01 9:32 AM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
jdwright56 - 2008-08-01 9:30 AM

I'm hungry - I need a banana and a bagel with a shmear -

2Goggs - run and go get it and bring it to me.  Go!!



Hey you go!!!




















GFY, that is.
2008-08-01 9:33 AM
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Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey
2008-08-01 9:34 AM
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Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing
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