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2008-09-10 11:05 AM
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wurkit_gurl - 2008-09-10 9:01 AM
Aikidoman - 2008-09-10 11:58 AM
wurkit_gurl - 2008-09-10 8:51 AM
Aikidoman - 2008-09-10 11:50 AM
Buddhabuddha - 2008-09-10 8:46 AM
akustix - 2008-09-10 10:44 AM

Dear Ladies of TAN,

 

You are killing my boobie groove.  Please stop talking about the boobage reduction. 

 

Thank you,

 

Preacherman

heh... "HOOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!" is what I chant to myself when I am biking up long hills... "everybody needs a bossom for a pillow, everybody needs a bossom"

don't get me started on boobies.....

This town seems to have several false idols.  Money, fame, and of course, boobies.  There are lots of real ones and fake ones.  But one thing is for sure, i f you go out clubbing, they are all out on display, and pretty much get worshiped by all the y chromosomes....

You live in Vegas and you are shocked by this? There's a reason why they call it "Sin City".

This is a very a propos conversation, as last night my roommies and I were watching The Office episode where Jan gets a boob job.

Oh, I'm not surprised.  I'm just warning those who have not been here that if they visit, they might see a little bit of gambling and boobies and maybe just a touch of drinking.  This town is not JUST about shows and buffets (or the fact I live here).  There are a just a few other small vices...

I thought Vegas was ALL about gambling, fake boobies and drinking. No surprises there, if I were to ever go to Vegas. In fact, that is the reason why I've never wanted to go to Vegas. I don't gamble, so I don't see the point. It's not that I think it's immoral or anything (though a gambling addiction is very serious), but I think it's just stupid! I'll play card games with no money (or say, a $2 ante) with friends or at company functions, but I won't throw my hard-earned money down the crapper. If I were to go to Vegas, I'd take $20, play the slots until the quarters are gone and be done with it.

Well, you would be busy for about 10 minutes, then you could hang out at the pool the rest of the time.

BTW, there is LOTS to do besides gamble.  I don't gamble at all (besides poker, which is not exactly gambling, but that could just be simantics).  This is a fun town if you look past the tables.  Lots to offer.



2008-09-10 11:09 AM
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Good Afternoon TAN. Taking a break from job search and putting off my swim workout.
2008-09-10 11:09 AM
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Yeah, I know, people  have told me that the shopping is good, good food, good shows, etc. Too expensive for my poor a$$ right now, though.
2008-09-10 11:11 AM
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Yum. It's nearly lunchtime. Lunchtime also means that the day is half over Is it the weekend yet? Can't wait for my 2 days off next week!

2008-09-10 11:15 AM
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Artemis - 2008-09-10 10:46 AM
akustix - 2008-09-10 11:44 AM

Dear Ladies of TAN,

 

You are killing my boobie groove.  Please stop talking about the boobage reduction. 

 

Thank you,

 

Preacherman

 

ETA:  TAN Brothers... can I get an "AMEN!"?

I have been losing weight, but mine are not getting smaller.  I'm actually kinda happy about this.

Me Tooo!!!! - in a spiritual sense - of course.

2008-09-10 11:17 AM
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Aikidoman - 2008-09-10 10:59 AM I think I'm going to get killed this weekend in Fantasy football....  I need to hope for some career days for my guys and some off days for my oponent.

Who is it that will be doing the killing?



2008-09-10 11:17 AM
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Another wife cooking story...

So she has this "kit" she wants to make for me.

She calls in from the kitchen and asks what a sauce pan is.  I say it's a "pot".  Oops, she had everything in a pan, so she transfers everything over.

She calls in to ask how many teaspoons are in two  tablespoons.  "6, but why don't you use a table spoon twice, instead of a teaspoon 6 times".   - "Good idea".

"why is the polenta breaking apart?  Should I use a spatula to flip it instead of tongs?" - "yes"...

After about a dozen questions later, I sort of snapped.  "If you need me to answer everything and help with everything, why I don't just cook it myself?  If you are making ME dinner, then you make it..."  she got a little mad.

She then realized that the polenta was breaking apart because the box said cut it into 4 large pieces, but she cut it into 12 wafer thin pieces.

I snapped again.  "HONEY!!!  The directions are like 3 sentences long!!!  Why don't you READ them!!!  That's what they are for!  You NEVER read the recipe or directions and it always gets screwed up.  I just don't get it.  PLUS, this recipe should take a grand total of about 10 minutes to make, and you have been grinding away for about 40 - WTF?"  She got mad at me again...

So after getting 5 pots and pans dirty, plus a pluthera of utensils, a destroyed kitchen, she turned out a great dish.

2008-09-10 11:18 AM
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jdwright56 - 2008-09-10 9:17 AM

Aikidoman - 2008-09-10 10:59 AM I think I'm going to get killed this weekend in Fantasy football....  I need to hope for some career days for my guys and some off days for my oponent.

Who is it that will be doing the killing?

Not the BT league.  I might have a chance.  I'm talking the league I have $$$ in... 

I lost week one in our league and I think I play you this week.



Edited by Aikidoman 2008-09-10 11:18 AM
2008-09-10 11:19 AM
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Aikidoman - 2008-09-10 12:17 PM

Another wife cooking story...

So she has this "kit" she wants to make for me.

She calls in from the kitchen and asks what a sauce pan is.  I say it's a "pot".  Oops, she had everything in a pan, so she transfers everything over.

She calls in to ask how many teaspoons are in two  tablespoons.  "6, but why don't you use a table spoon twice, instead of a teaspoon 6 times".   - "Good idea".

"why is the polenta breaking apart?  Should I use a spatula to flip it instead of tongs?" - "yes"...

After about a dozen questions later, I sort of snapped.  "If you need me to answer everything and help with everything, why I don't just cook it myself?  If you are making ME dinner, then you make it..."  she got a little mad.

She then realized that the polenta was breaking apart because the box said cut it into 4 large pieces, but she cut it into 12 wafer thin pieces.

I snapped again.  "HONEY!!!  The directions are like 3 sentences long!!!  Why don't you READ them!!!  That's what they are for!  You NEVER read the recipe or directions and it always gets screwed up.  I just don't get it.  PLUS, this recipe should take a grand total of about 10 minutes to make, and you have been grinding away for about 40 - WTF?"  She got mad at me again...

So after getting 5 pots and pans dirty, plus a pluthera of utensils, a destroyed kitchen, she turned out a great dish.

That's funny.

2008-09-10 11:20 AM
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Aikidoman - 2008-09-10 11:17 AM

Another wife cooking story...

So she has this "kit" she wants to make for me.

She calls in from the kitchen and asks what a sauce pan is.  I say it's a "pot".  Oops, she had everything in a pan, so she transfers everything over.

She calls in to ask how many teaspoons are in two  tablespoons.  "6, but why don't you use a table spoon twice, instead of a teaspoon 6 times".   - "Good idea".

"why is the polenta breaking apart?  Should I use a spatula to flip it instead of tongs?" - "yes"...

After about a dozen questions later, I sort of snapped.  "If you need me to answer everything and help with everything, why I don't just cook it myself?  If you are making ME dinner, then you make it..."  she got a little mad.

She then realized that the polenta was breaking apart because the box said cut it into 4 large pieces, but she cut it into 12 wafer thin pieces.

I snapped again.  "HONEY!!!  The directions are like 3 sentences long!!!  Why don't you READ them!!!  That's what they are for!  You NEVER read the recipe or directions and it always gets screwed up.  I just don't get it.  PLUS, this recipe should take a grand total of about 10 minutes to make, and you have been grinding away for about 40 - WTF?"  She got mad at me again...

So after getting 5 pots and pans dirty, plus a pluthera of utensils, a destroyed kitchen, she turned out a great dish.



When my wife cooks, i am SUPER nice to her... (well i try really hard to be)
as she doesn't usually cook.
so, even if she is slow and asks alot of ?'s... i force myself to be nice... cuz well. at least I am not cooking...
2008-09-10 11:21 AM
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Aikidoman - 2008-09-10 11:18 AM
jdwright56 - 2008-09-10 9:17 AM

Aikidoman - 2008-09-10 10:59 AM I think I'm going to get killed this weekend in Fantasy football....  I need to hope for some career days for my guys and some off days for my oponent.

Who is it that will be doing the killing?

Not the BT league.  I might have a chance.  I'm talking the league I have $$$ in... 

I lost week one in our league and I think I play you this week.

You do - -and you will be getting killed - just a head's up. 

I wouldn't even bother looking at the score if I were you.  It will just frustrate you and make it extremely hard for you to feel masculine around your wife.



2008-09-10 11:22 AM
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and I am out folks...

later.

2008-09-10 11:23 AM
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akustix - 2008-09-10 11:22 AM

and I am out folks...

later.



but you just got here?
2008-09-10 11:26 AM
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Buddhabuddha - 2008-09-10 9:20 AM When my wife cooks, i am SUPER nice to her... (well i try really hard to be) as she doesn't usually cook. so, even if she is slow and asks alot of ?'s... i force myself to be nice... cuz well. at least I am not cooking...

I'm usually pretty good too.  But I was beat from the day and my run AND and empty stomach.

She's a master at creating salads, but ask her to turn on a stove?  forgedaboudit...

Seriously, the recipe was basically cut the roll of polenta into 4 patties, brown in a saute pan.  Open the can of chicken and sauce, combine, heat, pour over polenta, call it good.

That's a one pan, one untensil deal that should take 10 min.  It was like she was constructing a nuclear bomb in there....

But is was good, and I praised her for a long time - and she was happy....



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2008-09-10 11:27 AM
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jdwright56 - 2008-09-10 9:21 AM

You do - -and you will be getting killed - just a head's up. 

I wouldn't even bother looking at the score if I were you.  It will just frustrate you and make it extremely hard for you to feel masculine around your wife.

I love smack talkers....  Cuz when I whoop their arse, it is SOOOOOO much sweeter to rub their face in it afterwards....

2008-09-10 11:35 AM
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Aikidoman - 2008-09-10 11:27 AM

jdwright56 - 2008-09-10 9:21 AM

You do - -and you will be getting killed - just a head's up. 

I wouldn't even bother looking at the score if I were you.  It will just frustrate you and make it extremely hard for you to feel masculine around your wife.

I love smack talkers....  Cuz when I whoop their arse, it is SOOOOOO much sweeter to rub their face in it afterwards....



yeah, i talked smack in my main league last week....
wow did it bite me when brady went down.


2008-09-10 11:36 AM
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Aikidoman - 2008-09-10 11:26 AM

Buddhabuddha - 2008-09-10 9:20 AM When my wife cooks, i am SUPER nice to her... (well i try really hard to be) as she doesn't usually cook. so, even if she is slow and asks alot of ?'s... i force myself to be nice... cuz well. at least I am not cooking...

I'm usually pretty good too.  But I was beat from the day and my run AND and empty stomach.

She's a master at creating salads, but ask her to turn on a stove?  forgedaboudit...

Seriously, the recipe was basically cut the roll of polenta into 4 patties, brown in a saute pan.  Open the can of chicken and sauce, combine, heat, pour over polenta, call it good.

That's a one pan, one untensil deal that should take 10 min.  It was like she was constructing a nuclear bomb in there....

But is was good, and I praised her for a long time - and she was happy....



i like polenta alottttt, i like i aloooooootttttt
2008-09-10 11:37 AM
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I should make polenta more often. It's yummy.

 

2008-09-10 11:42 AM
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So either the bell is broken, or the fire alarm sounds exactly like the class bell. i am confused.
2008-09-10 11:46 AM
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Someone brought in doughnuts today.  Curse them for attacking when my hunger is up and my defenses were down....

chocolate covered, custard filled, was the one I selected....

2008-09-10 11:47 AM
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Aikidoman - 2008-09-10 11:46 AM

Someone brought in doughnuts today.  Curse them for attacking when my hunger is up and my defenses were down....

chocolate covered, custard filled, was the one I selected....

Do I sense an extra workout tonight?



2008-09-10 11:49 AM
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1stTimeTri - 2008-09-10 9:47 AM
Aikidoman - 2008-09-10 11:46 AM

Someone brought in doughnuts today.  Curse them for attacking when my hunger is up and my defenses were down....

chocolate covered, custard filled, was the one I selected....

Do I sense an extra workout tonight?

Yep, but I may get it in at lunch.  But that's a whole differnent conundrum...

2008-09-10 11:51 AM
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2008-09-10 11:51 AM
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Hi, TANners!

I'm trying to deal with a family situation at this time.  One of my older sisters (I'm the youngest of 8) suffered a mild stroke in the last few days and is in the hospital.

Short story - my family were all distant of each other and I really wasn't close with any of them.  I did make the effort and contacted her when my brother told me the news.

Just trying to handle an indifference impass right now.

Enough of some "downer" news, let's get back to some more positive fun. 'K?

2008-09-10 11:52 AM
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Omaha Marathon: Sept. 28
Chicago Marathon: Oct. 12

Omaha is really hilly. Chicago is really flat. Sorry. Boobie talk reminded me.
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