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2007-12-03 12:56 PM in reply to: #1080666 |
Champion 23360 Taser-World | Subject: RE: Evil Elves Noz - 2007-12-03 1:47 PM MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 12:01 PM D001 - 2007-12-03 12:33 PM MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 11:09 AM If you can't read, how do we know you can count? Your lap counts are off. Penalty for this is to start over. From the beginning. OK. You are now at lap #1. You may begin swimming.... sparco - 2007-12-03 10:59 AM Hey Noz...we found their weakness. They can't see (or read for that matter)! This should be fun... I thought the challenge was about Swimming, not reading! How many meters did you do today? You seem to have jumped from me having trouble reading a small, blurry image to me not being able to read at all...I detect a flaw in your logic. If I'm going back to lap #1, I think you need to go back and repeat a few grades in school. Let me know how that goes. the picture reads.... "94 feet, that's a new record!" the elf toss. carry on.
Ah! Thanks. I couldn't SEE the tiny little print, either. (Notice how I did NOT say that I couldn't read it. I merely said that I couldn't SEE it.... ) |
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2007-12-03 12:57 PM in reply to: #1080579 |
Champion 23360 Taser-World | Subject: RE: Evil Elves MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 1:01 PM D001 - 2007-12-03 12:33 PM MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 11:09 AM If you can't read, how do we know you can count? Your lap counts are off. Penalty for this is to start over. From the beginning. OK. You are now at lap #1. You may begin swimming.... sparco - 2007-12-03 10:59 AM Hey Noz...we found their weakness. They can't see (or read for that matter)! This should be fun... I thought the challenge was about Swimming, not reading! How many meters did you do today? You seem to have jumped from me having trouble reading a small, blurry image to me not being able to read at all...I detect a flaw in your logic. If I'm going back to lap #1, I think you need to go back and repeat a few grades in school. Let me know how that goes. I actually LIKED school. So it wouldn't really be a problem. Besides, if I go back to school, maybe they'll have a swim team that I could join. That would really help me get some good yardage in. LOL |
2007-12-03 1:02 PM in reply to: #1080666 |
Pro 4343 Olney, MD | Subject: RE: Evil Elves
I admit, that's pretty clever. Touche. |
2007-12-03 1:09 PM in reply to: #1080682 |
Extreme Veteran 366 "the wave", iowa | Subject: RE: Evil Elves D001 - 2007-12-03 12:56 PM Noz - 2007-12-03 1:47 PM Ah! Thanks. I couldn't SEE the tiny little print, either. (Notice how I did NOT say that I couldn't read it. I merely said that I couldn't SEE it.... ) MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 12:01 PM D001 - 2007-12-03 12:33 PM MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 11:09 AM If you can't read, how do we know you can count? Your lap counts are off. Penalty for this is to start over. From the beginning. OK. You are now at lap #1. You may begin swimming.... sparco - 2007-12-03 10:59 AM Hey Noz...we found their weakness. They can't see (or read for that matter)! This should be fun... I thought the challenge was about Swimming, not reading! How many meters did you do today? You seem to have jumped from me having trouble reading a small, blurry image to me not being able to read at all...I detect a flaw in your logic. If I'm going back to lap #1, I think you need to go back and repeat a few grades in school. Let me know how that goes. the picture reads.... "94 feet, that's a new record!" the elf toss. carry on.
oh, that wasn't for you, that was for the others that couldn't read it. it's not always about you |
2007-12-03 1:09 PM in reply to: #1080675 |
Extreme Veteran 366 "the wave", iowa | Subject: RE: Evil Elves milaminute - 2007-12-03 12:52 PM Noz - 2007-12-03 1:47 PM the picture reads.... "94 feet, that's a new record!" the elf toss. carry on.
Awwww... you're such a giver, Noz. one does what one can. |
2007-12-03 1:11 PM in reply to: #1080731 |
Champion 23360 Taser-World | Subject: RE: Evil Elves Noz - 2007-12-03 2:09 PM D001 - 2007-12-03 12:56 PM Noz - 2007-12-03 1:47 PM Ah! Thanks. I couldn't SEE the tiny little print, either. (Notice how I did NOT say that I couldn't read it. I merely said that I couldn't SEE it.... ) MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 12:01 PM D001 - 2007-12-03 12:33 PM MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 11:09 AM If you can't read, how do we know you can count? Your lap counts are off. Penalty for this is to start over. From the beginning. OK. You are now at lap #1. You may begin swimming.... sparco - 2007-12-03 10:59 AM Hey Noz...we found their weakness. They can't see (or read for that matter)! This should be fun... I thought the challenge was about Swimming, not reading! How many meters did you do today? You seem to have jumped from me having trouble reading a small, blurry image to me not being able to read at all...I detect a flaw in your logic. If I'm going back to lap #1, I think you need to go back and repeat a few grades in school. Let me know how that goes. the picture reads.... "94 feet, that's a new record!" the elf toss. carry on.
oh, that wasn't for you, that was for the others that couldn't read it. it's not always about you That's because it's ALWAYS ABOUT HECTOR! LOL |
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2007-12-03 1:16 PM in reply to: #1080737 |
TinkerBeth 23096 Liverpool, New York | Subject: RE: Evil Elves D001 - 2007-12-03 1:11 PM Noz - 2007-12-03 2:09 PM That's because it's ALWAYS ABOUT HECTOR! LOL D001 - 2007-12-03 12:56 PM Noz - 2007-12-03 1:47 PM Ah! Thanks. I couldn't SEE the tiny little print, either. (Notice how I did NOT say that I couldn't read it. I merely said that I couldn't SEE it.... ) MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 12:01 PM D001 - 2007-12-03 12:33 PM MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 11:09 AM If you can't read, how do we know you can count? Your lap counts are off. Penalty for this is to start over. From the beginning. OK. You are now at lap #1. You may begin swimming.... sparco - 2007-12-03 10:59 AM Hey Noz...we found their weakness. They can't see (or read for that matter)! This should be fun... I thought the challenge was about Swimming, not reading! How many meters did you do today? You seem to have jumped from me having trouble reading a small, blurry image to me not being able to read at all...I detect a flaw in your logic. If I'm going back to lap #1, I think you need to go back and repeat a few grades in school. Let me know how that goes. the picture reads.... "94 feet, that's a new record!" the elf toss. carry on.
oh, that wasn't for you, that was for the others that couldn't read it. it's not always about you Hector???? Who's Hector????? LOLOL |
2007-12-03 1:43 PM in reply to: #1080755 |
Master 1870 Fort Worth | Subject: RE: Evil Elves lastcall2003 - 2007-12-03 11:16 AM D001 - 2007-12-03 1:11 PM Noz - 2007-12-03 2:09 PM That's because it's ALWAYS ABOUT HECTOR! LOL D001 - 2007-12-03 12:56 PM Noz - 2007-12-03 1:47 PM Ah! Thanks. I couldn't SEE the tiny little print, either. (Notice how I did NOT say that I couldn't read it. I merely said that I couldn't SEE it.... ) MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 12:01 PM D001 - 2007-12-03 12:33 PM MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 11:09 AM If you can't read, how do we know you can count? Your lap counts are off. Penalty for this is to start over. From the beginning. OK. You are now at lap #1. You may begin swimming.... sparco - 2007-12-03 10:59 AM Hey Noz...we found their weakness. They can't see (or read for that matter)! This should be fun... I thought the challenge was about Swimming, not reading! How many meters did you do today? You seem to have jumped from me having trouble reading a small, blurry image to me not being able to read at all...I detect a flaw in your logic. If I'm going back to lap #1, I think you need to go back and repeat a few grades in school. Let me know how that goes. the picture reads.... "94 feet, that's a new record!" the elf toss. carry on.
oh, that wasn't for you, that was for the others that couldn't read it. it's not always about you Hector???? Who's Hector????? LOLOL Beth did you forget about me so quickly? |
2007-12-03 1:48 PM in reply to: #1080831 |
TinkerBeth 23096 Liverpool, New York | Subject: RE: Evil Elves HCS5QA - 2007-12-03 1:43 PM Beth did you forget about me so quickly? of course not! I could never forget about you |
2007-12-03 1:55 PM in reply to: #1080846 |
Master 1870 Fort Worth | Subject: RE: Evil Elves lastcall2003 - 2007-12-03 11:48 AM HCS5QA - 2007-12-03 1:43 PM Beth did you forget about me so quickly? of course not! I could never forget about you Good job on your swim this weekend, I hear you racked up some yards. Oh wait your on another team! Bad Beth, Bad beth! |
2007-12-03 2:18 PM in reply to: #1080501 |
Pro 4541 A farming town in MN | Subject: RE: Evil Elves milaminute - 2007-12-03 11:28 AM sparco - 2007-12-03 11:37 AM MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 10:26 AM sparco - 2007-12-03 11:14 AM Is that o.k. with you, Mz. Sassypants? I like the sound of that, but Mila may fight me for the title. BTW Ms is spelled M-S- no period. sparco - 2007-12-03 11:14 AM Yes, thanks! My mistake...since Ms. is commonly pronounced Mizz, I thought Mz. might be the 'new age' spelling. My fault...carry on...(we may not be able to spell, but we can read...I think that's much more important...) 1. I am frequently called Sassypants but usually there is no Miss, Ms., Mz. or Mrs. preceeding it. I won't fight anyone for the title. Sassitude is simple, either you've got it or you don't!! 2. Oh dear, Sal. Not only can I read but I can read invisible font as well as spell and write. Don't make me post raspberry picture... not here... these people, they don't know what an evil elf I really am. A lot of them think I'm actually nice! 3. I just want all the other elves to know that I had to get up at the crack of insanity this morning and then go to not one but two gyms to get my albeit cut too short swim in before teaching a spin class. Toot toot, pat pat. I wonder how much I spent on gas for that 9 minute swim. Incidentally, it's Sal's fault. Quit yer bellyachin...gas is still less than $3/gallon in ATL. Sheesh, you've got water...what more do you need? |
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2007-12-03 2:21 PM in reply to: #1080515 |
Pro 4541 A farming town in MN | Subject: RE: Evil Elves D001 - 2007-12-03 11:35 AM milaminute - 2007-12-03 12:28 PM 2. Oh dear, Sal. Not only can I read but I can read invisible font as well as spell and write. Don't make me post raspberry picture... not here... these people, they don't know what an evil elf I really am. A lot of them think I'm actually nice! Since you can read invisible ink: It's ALWAYS Sal's fault.
3. I just want all the other elves to know that I had to get up at the crack of insanity this morning and then go to not one but two gyms to get my albeit cut too short swim in before teaching a spin class. Toot toot, pat pat. I wonder how much I spent on gas for that 9 minute swim. Incidentally, it's Sal's fault. Uh, Dee...pink ISN'T the new invisible 'grey'... |
2007-12-03 2:23 PM in reply to: #1080666 |
Pro 4541 A farming town in MN | Subject: RE: Evil Elves Noz - 2007-12-03 12:47 PM MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 12:01 PM D001 - 2007-12-03 12:33 PM MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 11:09 AM If you can't read, how do we know you can count? Your lap counts are off. Penalty for this is to start over. From the beginning. OK. You are now at lap #1. You may begin swimming.... sparco - 2007-12-03 10:59 AM Hey Noz...we found their weakness. They can't see (or read for that matter)! This should be fun... I thought the challenge was about Swimming, not reading! How many meters did you do today? You seem to have jumped from me having trouble reading a small, blurry image to me not being able to read at all...I detect a flaw in your logic. If I'm going back to lap #1, I think you need to go back and repeat a few grades in school. Let me know how that goes. the picture reads.... "94 feet, that's a new record!" the elf toss. carry on.
Oh, is that what it said... |
2007-12-03 2:50 PM in reply to: #1080905 |
Elite 4148 Utah | Subject: RE: Evil Elves sparco - 2007-12-03 1:21 PM How about grey? Does this qualify for the new invisible grey? Don't strain your eyes too hard now D001 - 2007-12-03 11:35 AM milaminute - 2007-12-03 12:28 PM 2. Oh dear, Sal. Not only can I read but I can read invisible font as well as spell and write. Don't make me post raspberry picture... not here... these people, they don't know what an evil elf I really am. A lot of them think I'm actually nice! Since you can read invisible ink: It's ALWAYS Sal's fault.
3. I just want all the other elves to know that I had to get up at the crack of insanity this morning and then go to not one but two gyms to get my albeit cut too short swim in before teaching a spin class. Toot toot, pat pat. I wonder how much I spent on gas for that 9 minute swim. Incidentally, it's Sal's fault. Uh, Dee...pink ISN'T the new invisible 'grey'... Huh, that's easier to see than white. What about this? Edited by geauxtri 2007-12-03 2:53 PM |
2007-12-03 2:51 PM in reply to: #1080901 |
Pro 4216 Sous Mon Diadème | Subject: RE: Evil Elves sparco - 2007-12-03 3:18 PM Quit yer bellyachin...gas is still less than $3/gallon in ATL. Sheesh, you've got water...what more do you need? Water? We've got water in Georgia? Hooooray!!! Here is where we |
2007-12-03 2:55 PM in reply to: #1080970 |
Elite 4148 Utah | Subject: RE: Evil Elves milaminute - 2007-12-03 1:51 PM sparco - 2007-12-03 3:18 PM Quit yer bellyachin...gas is still less than $3/gallon in ATL. Sheesh, you've got water...what more do you need? Water? We've got water in Georgia? Hooooray!!! Here is where we Damn! I bet it stinks from all the dead fish too |
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2007-12-03 2:57 PM in reply to: #1080970 |
Pro 4541 A farming town in MN | Subject: RE: Evil Elves milaminute - 2007-12-03 2:51 PM sparco - 2007-12-03 3:18 PM Quit yer bellyachin...gas is still less than $3/gallon in ATL. Sheesh, you've got water...what more do you need? Water? We've got water in Georgia? Hooooray!!! Here is where we Ehh...that's MAP? Hmm...COOL! You can run half of the swim leg this spring! Unless running is your weak sport... Looks like a good place to look for old fishing lures and swim goggles... |
2007-12-03 2:59 PM in reply to: #1080989 |
Pro 4216 Sous Mon Diadème | Subject: RE: Evil Elves sparco - 2007-12-03 3:57 PM Ehh...that's MAP? Hmm...COOL! You can run half of the swim leg this spring! Unless running is your weak sport... Yes, that is MAP. Sad, isn't it?? And yes, I already had the thought about running the swim, of course. Looks like a good place to look for old fishing lures and swim goggles... I'll get right on that and will send you whatever I find, including the dead fish. |
2007-12-03 3:35 PM in reply to: #1077192 |
TinkerBeth 23096 Liverpool, New York | Subject: RE: Evil Elves Let's see - open water swimming in Nebraska - sooo, many choices holmes lake - (restoration) Holmes lake - restored (I lost a toe ring in this lake in July of 2005) Lake Manawa louiseville lake
Edited by lastcall2003 2007-12-03 3:36 PM |
2007-12-03 3:36 PM in reply to: #1077192 |
Champion 6107 Out running or enjoying a fine glass of red... | Subject: RE: Evil Elves Yeah, but don't the lakes in Nebraska look like this now. (Remember, I wore shorts for my run yesterday...just saying...) (lake.jpg) Attachments ---------------- lake.jpg (2KB - 4 downloads) |
2007-12-03 3:37 PM in reply to: #1077192 |
Champion 6107 Out running or enjoying a fine glass of red... | Subject: RE: Evil Elves Drum roll please...challenge relevant post upcoming... I went for a swim today. That is all. |
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2007-12-03 3:38 PM in reply to: #1081112 |
TinkerBeth 23096 Liverpool, New York | Subject: RE: Evil Elves enders_shadow - 2007-12-03 3:36 PM Yeah, but don't the lakes in Nebraska look like this now. (Remember, I wore shorts for my run yesterday...just saying...) true, very true - which is why I spend my swim time not to mention the fact that almost all the lakes around here are manmade and fairly nasty |
2007-12-03 3:39 PM in reply to: #1081119 |
TinkerBeth 23096 Liverpool, New York | Subject: RE: Evil Elves enders_shadow - 2007-12-03 3:37 PM Drum roll please...challenge relevant post upcoming... I went for a swim today. That is all. Yaaaaay Kristen! waidaminute - what team are you on? should I be cheering for you????? oh well, Yaaaaaaaay Kristen! |
2007-12-03 3:41 PM in reply to: #1081122 |
Elite 4148 Utah | Subject: RE: Evil Elves lastcall2003 - 2007-12-03 2:38 PM enders_shadow - 2007-12-03 3:36 PM Yeah, but don't the lakes in Nebraska look like this now. (Remember, I wore shorts for my run yesterday...just saying...) true, very true - which is why I spend my swim time not to mention the fact that almost all the lakes around here are manmade and fairly nasty at least manmade lakes are less likely to have things like crabs, alligators, snapping turtles, etc. Okay, they're all going to have the likelihood of snakes. |
2007-12-03 3:43 PM in reply to: #1081119 |
Elite 4148 Utah | Subject: RE: Evil Elves enders_shadow - 2007-12-03 2:37 PM Drum roll please...challenge relevant post upcoming... I went for a swim today. That is all. Wish I could say the same. Still got lots of bubbles coming out my bottom from earlier stomach issues. I'm afraid they'll trail me in the pool. |
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