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2007-12-03 12:56 PM
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Noz - 2007-12-03 1:47 PM

MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 12:01 PM
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sparco - 2007-12-03 10:59 AM

Hey Noz...we found their weakness. They can't see (or read for that matter)! This should be fun...

I thought the challenge was about Swimming, not reading! How many meters did you do today?

If you can't read, how do we know you can count? Your lap counts are off. Penalty for this is to start over. From the beginning. OK. You are now at lap #1. You may begin swimming....

You seem to have jumped from me having trouble reading a small, blurry image to me not being able to read at all...I detect a flaw in your logic. If I'm going back to lap #1, I think you need to go back and repeat a few grades in school. Let me know how that goes.

the picture reads....

"94 feet, that's a new record!"

the elf toss.

carry on.



Ah! Thanks. I couldn't SEE the tiny little print, either. (Notice how I did NOT say that I couldn't read it. I merely said that I couldn't SEE it.... )




2007-12-03 12:57 PM
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MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 1:01 PM

D001 - 2007-12-03 12:33 PM
MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 11:09 AM
sparco - 2007-12-03 10:59 AM

Hey Noz...we found their weakness. They can't see (or read for that matter)! This should be fun...

I thought the challenge was about Swimming, not reading! How many meters did you do today?

If you can't read, how do we know you can count? Your lap counts are off. Penalty for this is to start over. From the beginning. OK. You are now at lap #1. You may begin swimming....

You seem to have jumped from me having trouble reading a small, blurry image to me not being able to read at all...I detect a flaw in your logic. If I'm going back to lap #1, I think you need to go back and repeat a few grades in school. Let me know how that goes.



I actually LIKED school. So it wouldn't really be a problem.

Besides, if I go back to school, maybe they'll have a swim team that I could join. That would really help me get some good yardage in. LOL
2007-12-03 1:02 PM
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the picture reads....

"94 feet, that's a new record!"

the elf toss.

carry on.

I admit, that's pretty clever. Touche.

2007-12-03 1:09 PM
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D001 - 2007-12-03 12:56 PM
Noz - 2007-12-03 1:47 PM
MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 12:01 PM
D001 - 2007-12-03 12:33 PM
MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 11:09 AM
sparco - 2007-12-03 10:59 AM

Hey Noz...we found their weakness. They can't see (or read for that matter)! This should be fun...

I thought the challenge was about Swimming, not reading! How many meters did you do today?

If you can't read, how do we know you can count? Your lap counts are off. Penalty for this is to start over. From the beginning. OK. You are now at lap #1. You may begin swimming....

You seem to have jumped from me having trouble reading a small, blurry image to me not being able to read at all...I detect a flaw in your logic. If I'm going back to lap #1, I think you need to go back and repeat a few grades in school. Let me know how that goes.

the picture reads....

"94 feet, that's a new record!"

the elf toss.

carry on.

 

Ah! Thanks. I couldn't SEE the tiny little print, either. (Notice how I did NOT say that I couldn't read it. I merely said that I couldn't SEE it.... )

oh, that wasn't for you, that was for the others that couldn't read it.  it's not always about you

2007-12-03 1:09 PM
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milaminute - 2007-12-03 12:52 PM
Noz - 2007-12-03 1:47 PM

the picture reads....

"94 feet, that's a new record!"

the elf toss.

carry on.

 

Awwww... you're such a giver, Noz.

one does what one can.

2007-12-03 1:11 PM
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Noz - 2007-12-03 2:09 PM

D001 - 2007-12-03 12:56 PM
Noz - 2007-12-03 1:47 PM
MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 12:01 PM
D001 - 2007-12-03 12:33 PM
MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 11:09 AM
sparco - 2007-12-03 10:59 AM

Hey Noz...we found their weakness. They can't see (or read for that matter)! This should be fun...

I thought the challenge was about Swimming, not reading! How many meters did you do today?

If you can't read, how do we know you can count? Your lap counts are off. Penalty for this is to start over. From the beginning. OK. You are now at lap #1. You may begin swimming....

You seem to have jumped from me having trouble reading a small, blurry image to me not being able to read at all...I detect a flaw in your logic. If I'm going back to lap #1, I think you need to go back and repeat a few grades in school. Let me know how that goes.

the picture reads....

"94 feet, that's a new record!"

the elf toss.

carry on.

Ah! Thanks. I couldn't SEE the tiny little print, either. (Notice how I did NOT say that I couldn't read it. I merely said that I couldn't SEE it.... )

oh, that wasn't for you, that was for the others that couldn't read it. it's not always about you



That's because it's ALWAYS ABOUT HECTOR!

LOL


2007-12-03 1:16 PM
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D001 - 2007-12-03 1:11 PM
Noz - 2007-12-03 2:09 PM
D001 - 2007-12-03 12:56 PM
Noz - 2007-12-03 1:47 PM
MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 12:01 PM
D001 - 2007-12-03 12:33 PM
MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 11:09 AM
sparco - 2007-12-03 10:59 AM

Hey Noz...we found their weakness. They can't see (or read for that matter)! This should be fun...

I thought the challenge was about Swimming, not reading! How many meters did you do today?

If you can't read, how do we know you can count? Your lap counts are off. Penalty for this is to start over. From the beginning. OK. You are now at lap #1. You may begin swimming....

You seem to have jumped from me having trouble reading a small, blurry image to me not being able to read at all...I detect a flaw in your logic. If I'm going back to lap #1, I think you need to go back and repeat a few grades in school. Let me know how that goes.

the picture reads....

"94 feet, that's a new record!"

the elf toss.

carry on.

 

Ah! Thanks. I couldn't SEE the tiny little print, either. (Notice how I did NOT say that I couldn't read it. I merely said that I couldn't SEE it.... )

oh, that wasn't for you, that was for the others that couldn't read it. it's not always about you

That's because it's ALWAYS ABOUT HECTOR! LOL

Hector????  Who's Hector?????

LOLOL

2007-12-03 1:43 PM
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lastcall2003 - 2007-12-03 11:16 AM
D001 - 2007-12-03 1:11 PM
Noz - 2007-12-03 2:09 PM
D001 - 2007-12-03 12:56 PM
Noz - 2007-12-03 1:47 PM
MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 12:01 PM
D001 - 2007-12-03 12:33 PM
MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 11:09 AM
sparco - 2007-12-03 10:59 AM

Hey Noz...we found their weakness. They can't see (or read for that matter)! This should be fun...

I thought the challenge was about Swimming, not reading! How many meters did you do today?

If you can't read, how do we know you can count? Your lap counts are off. Penalty for this is to start over. From the beginning. OK. You are now at lap #1. You may begin swimming....

You seem to have jumped from me having trouble reading a small, blurry image to me not being able to read at all...I detect a flaw in your logic. If I'm going back to lap #1, I think you need to go back and repeat a few grades in school. Let me know how that goes.

the picture reads....

"94 feet, that's a new record!"

the elf toss.

carry on.

 

Ah! Thanks. I couldn't SEE the tiny little print, either. (Notice how I did NOT say that I couldn't read it. I merely said that I couldn't SEE it.... )

oh, that wasn't for you, that was for the others that couldn't read it. it's not always about you

That's because it's ALWAYS ABOUT HECTOR! LOL

Hector???? Who's Hector?????

LOLOL

Beth did you forget about me so quickly?

2007-12-03 1:48 PM
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HCS5QA - 2007-12-03 1:43 PM

Beth did you forget about me so quickly?

of course not!  I could never forget about you

2007-12-03 1:55 PM
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lastcall2003 - 2007-12-03 11:48 AM
HCS5QA - 2007-12-03 1:43 PM

Beth did you forget about me so quickly?

of course not! I could never forget about you

Good job on your swim this weekend, I hear you racked up some yards. 

Oh wait your on another team! Bad Beth, Bad beth!

2007-12-03 2:18 PM
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milaminute - 2007-12-03 11:28 AM
sparco - 2007-12-03 11:37 AM
MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 10:26 AM
sparco - 2007-12-03 11:14 AM

Is that o.k. with you, Mz. Sassypants?

I like the sound of that, but Mila may fight me for the title. BTW Ms is spelled M-S- no period.

sparco - 2007-12-03 11:14 AM

Yes, thanks!

My mistake...since Ms. is commonly pronounced Mizz, I thought Mz. might be the 'new age' spelling.  My fault...carry on...(we may not be able to spell, but we can read...I think that's much more important...)

1.  I am frequently called Sassypants but usually there is no Miss, Ms., Mz. or Mrs. preceeding it.  I won't fight anyone for the title.  Sassitude is simple, either you've got it or you don't!! 

2.  Oh dear, Sal.  Not only can I read but I can read invisible font as well as spell and write.  Don't make me post raspberry picture... not here... these people, they don't know what an evil elf I really am.  A lot of them think I'm actually nice!

3.  I just want all the other elves to know that I had to get up at the crack of insanity this morning and then go to not one but two gyms to get my albeit cut too short swim in before teaching a spin class.  Toot toot, pat pat.  I wonder how much I spent on gas for that 9 minute swim.  Incidentally, it's Sal's fault.

Quit yer bellyachin...gas is still less than $3/gallon in ATL.  Sheesh, you've got water...what more do you need?



2007-12-03 2:21 PM
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D001 - 2007-12-03 11:35 AM
milaminute - 2007-12-03 12:28 PM 2. Oh dear, Sal. Not only can I read but I can read invisible font as well as spell and write. Don't make me post raspberry picture... not here... these people, they don't know what an evil elf I really am. A lot of them think I'm actually nice!

 

3. I just want all the other elves to know that I had to get up at the crack of insanity this morning and then go to not one but two gyms to get my albeit cut too short swim in before teaching a spin class. Toot toot, pat pat. I wonder how much I spent on gas for that 9 minute swim. Incidentally, it's Sal's fault.

Since you can read invisible ink: It's ALWAYS Sal's fault.

Uh, Dee...pink ISN'T the new invisible 'grey'...

2007-12-03 2:23 PM
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Noz - 2007-12-03 12:47 PM
MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 12:01 PM
D001 - 2007-12-03 12:33 PM
MDHillSlug - 2007-12-03 11:09 AM
sparco - 2007-12-03 10:59 AM

Hey Noz...we found their weakness. They can't see (or read for that matter)! This should be fun...

I thought the challenge was about Swimming, not reading! How many meters did you do today?

If you can't read, how do we know you can count? Your lap counts are off. Penalty for this is to start over. From the beginning. OK. You are now at lap #1. You may begin swimming....

You seem to have jumped from me having trouble reading a small, blurry image to me not being able to read at all...I detect a flaw in your logic. If I'm going back to lap #1, I think you need to go back and repeat a few grades in school. Let me know how that goes.

the picture reads....

"94 feet, that's a new record!"

the elf toss.

carry on.

 

Oh, is that what it said...

2007-12-03 2:50 PM
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sparco - 2007-12-03 1:21 PM
D001 - 2007-12-03 11:35 AM
milaminute - 2007-12-03 12:28 PM 2. Oh dear, Sal. Not only can I read but I can read invisible font as well as spell and write. Don't make me post raspberry picture... not here... these people, they don't know what an evil elf I really am. A lot of them think I'm actually nice!

 

3. I just want all the other elves to know that I had to get up at the crack of insanity this morning and then go to not one but two gyms to get my albeit cut too short swim in before teaching a spin class. Toot toot, pat pat. I wonder how much I spent on gas for that 9 minute swim. Incidentally, it's Sal's fault.

Since you can read invisible ink: It's ALWAYS Sal's fault.

Uh, Dee...pink ISN'T the new invisible 'grey'...

How about grey?  Does this qualify for the new invisible grey?  Don't strain your eyes too hard now

Huh, that's easier to see than white.  What about this?



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2007-12-03 2:51 PM
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sparco - 2007-12-03 3:18 PM

Quit yer bellyachin...gas is still less than $3/gallon in ATL.  Sheesh, you've got water...what more do you need?

Water?  We've got water in Georgia?  Hooooray!!! 

Here is where we do used to do our open water swims. 

2007-12-03 2:55 PM
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milaminute - 2007-12-03 1:51 PM
sparco - 2007-12-03 3:18 PM

Quit yer bellyachin...gas is still less than $3/gallon in ATL.  Sheesh, you've got water...what more do you need?

Water?  We've got water in Georgia?  Hooooray!!! 

Here is where we do used to do our open water swims. 

Damn!  I bet it stinks from all the dead fish too   



2007-12-03 2:57 PM
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milaminute - 2007-12-03 2:51 PM
sparco - 2007-12-03 3:18 PM

Quit yer bellyachin...gas is still less than $3/gallon in ATL.  Sheesh, you've got water...what more do you need?

Water?  We've got water in Georgia?  Hooooray!!! 

Here is where we do used to do our open water swims. 

Ehh...that's MAP?  Hmm...COOL!  You can run half of the swim leg this spring!  Unless running is your weak sport...

Looks like a good place to look for old fishing lures and swim goggles...

2007-12-03 2:59 PM
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sparco - 2007-12-03 3:57 PM

Ehh...that's MAP?  Hmm...COOL!  You can run half of the swim leg this spring!  Unless running is your weak sport...

Yes, that is MAP.  Sad, isn't it?? 

And yes, I already had the thought about running the swim, of course.

Looks like a good place to look for old fishing lures and swim goggles...

I'll get right on that and will send you whatever I find, including the dead fish.

2007-12-03 3:35 PM
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Let's see - open water swimming in Nebraska - sooo, many choices

holmes lake - (restoration)

holmes lake

Holmes lake - restored (I lost a toe ring in this lake in July of 2005)

holmes lake restored

Lake Manawa

lake manawa

louiseville lake

louiseville lake

 



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Yeah, but don't the lakes in Nebraska look like this now.

(Remember, I wore shorts for my run yesterday...just saying...)




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Drum roll please...challenge relevant post upcoming...


I went for a swim today.

That is all.


2007-12-03 3:38 PM
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enders_shadow - 2007-12-03 3:36 PM Yeah, but don't the lakes in Nebraska look like this now. (Remember, I wore shorts for my run yesterday...just saying...)

true, very true - which is why I spend my swim time

empty pool

not to mention the fact that almost all the lakes around here are manmade and fairly nasty

2007-12-03 3:39 PM
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enders_shadow - 2007-12-03 3:37 PM Drum roll please...challenge relevant post upcoming... I went for a swim today. That is all.

Yaaaaay Kristen!

waidaminute - what team are you on?  should I be cheering for you?????

oh well,

Yaaaaaaaay Kristen!

2007-12-03 3:41 PM
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lastcall2003 - 2007-12-03 2:38 PM

enders_shadow - 2007-12-03 3:36 PM Yeah, but don't the lakes in Nebraska look like this now. (Remember, I wore shorts for my run yesterday...just saying...)

true, very true - which is why I spend my swim time

empty pool

not to mention the fact that almost all the lakes around here are manmade and fairly nasty

at least manmade lakes are less likely to have things like crabs, alligators, snapping turtles, etc.

Okay, they're all going to have the likelihood of snakes.

2007-12-03 3:43 PM
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enders_shadow - 2007-12-03 2:37 PM Drum roll please...challenge relevant post upcoming... I went for a swim today. That is all.

Wish I could say the same.  Still got lots of bubbles coming out my bottom from earlier stomach issues.  I'm afraid they'll trail me in the pool. 

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