Halloween Costume Ride & Marine Corps Carbo Load dinner!! (Page 85)

GFY.

I can one up that. Last year, two days before my first date with this guy I really liked, I swam through puke in the pool. Yeah, how about that. "Hey -----, I'm covered in someone else's puke right now, but yes, Friday night sounds perfect!"

Was this the way you got to see movies for cheap? Being covered in puke? I mean, I know it is Jersey, but really...

No, but maybe it's why we were stuck in nose-bleed section at the Phillies game .

(No, it wasn't the blind date guy I went to the game with a few months ago; Phillies games just seem to be a popular date spot for me .)

If she did that to that poor innocent deodorant, just imagine whats she gonna do that tri-hottie if he doesn't follow through with the date. 

See? That's what I'M sayin'.

It was an accident - I didn't mean to kill the deodorant Tri-hottie will not meet the same demise - if he knows what's good for him... I really do think he's interested - I mean, I'm not a complete idiot and I can tell when someone is flirting - the guy got me alone downstairs at my own party, for Pete's sake. But now I have to playing the stupid waiting game...

Maybe it's not dead, maybe its just bobbing around in a pool of poop water at some sewage treatment plant waiting to be rescued. 

Is it anti-perspirant as well?  If so, you should probably be concerned about whether there will even be enough water to flush your toilet next time you "go."

Good point.  Might want to have a few extra buckets handy just in case.

God, I HOPE it made its way through the system. I'm royally screwed if it's stuck somewhere.

For someone who talks about church a lot, that sure sounds like blasphemy! 

Naw, it'd only be blasphemy if I said that I wanted Jesus to be stuck down in the poop-water with the deodorant. Which I don't

For some reason, I want to put part of this in my sig line.  Where else could you read a sentence like that, other than the Halloween thread.

Maybe I'm overtired or in a weird mood, but read out of context, I think it's pretty funny. 

wurkit: is sterile? 

Dude, that is awesome...and yeah, it's pretty damned funny out of context.

Are you saying that you like boobies?

I don't know about anyone else, but I do.