Subject: RE: The "Ultimate COJ Thread About Nothing" Thread # 3Zilla - 2007-05-25 10:53 AM
Good luck to everyone racing or camping or beaching or spa-ing! Enjoy your long weekend, etc. etc. Be safe. Be prudent. Be sparkly!
And if my cheating, good for nothing lying BF shows up looking for me tell him I've dumped him (for the weekend) and moved on and we can back together on Tuesday!
Lookin' for a weekend fling, are ya? I did that when I was in college a couple times.
Setting: Friday before road trip to regions full of young, hot coeds.
Time: About 3 p.m.
Place: Her dorm room, not mine.
Me: ``I think we should see other people.''
Her: ``Aren't you going to the beach/ski resort/Vegas this weekend? Surprise you want to break up with me now. You'll probably want to get back together Monday.''
Me: ``NOOOO!!! That's, um, of course I wouldn't! We're THROUGH!''
Her:
Me: ``Call ya Monday?'' |