Is it going to fall off?

Forum guidelines BT super discount
Other Resources My Cup of Joe » Is it going to fall off? Rss Feed  
Moderators: k9car363, the bear, DerekL, alicefoeller Reply
2008-03-31 11:54 PM

Member
79
252525
Lakeville,MN
Subject: Is it going to fall off?
My wife eats the peppermint chocolate Luna Bars and I have been stealing one now and then and eating it, obviously in private.  As these bars are designed for women is there some strange side effect for men from eating these things?  Am I going to grow boobs or maybe my eyebrows with collide together into a one giant hairy unibrow from consuming these tasty treats?  Will my manhood fall off?  I would accept a unibrow as a consequence because I really like these bars, but if I grow boobs I will never leave my shower let alone my house.  So what is the verdict?  Are Luna Bars okay for me to eat or do I have to start carrying a purse first?  I am totally serious.  Can a man eat Luna Bars?

2008-04-01 12:07 AM
in reply to: #1306962

User image

Master
1662
10005001002525
Flagstaff and Phoenix, AZ
Subject: RE: Is it going to fall off?
Oh, yes! Better watch out. If you eat too many of them it might not fall off but you might not be able to see it ever again, belly in the way.

Edited by SauseEnte 2008-04-01 12:07 AM
2008-04-01 12:46 AM
in reply to: #1306978

User image

Pro
3932
2000100050010010010010025
Irvine, California
Subject: RE: Is it going to fall off?

At our last family gathering, my mom offered me some luna bars on a short hike we were doing.  I tried them, and they were pretty darn tasty!

So they're meant for the fairer sex, eh?

Hmmmmm, you know my mom did always say she wanted a daughter... no wonder she was feeding them to me! 

2008-04-01 6:05 AM
in reply to: #1306962

User image

Elite
3687
20001000500100252525
Subject: RE: Is it going to fall off?

Never mind.  No way I can make that post humorous enough not to get 50% of the BT population coming to Minnesota to kick the crap out of me.

2008-04-01 7:21 AM
in reply to: #1306962

User image

Master
2202
2000100100
St. Louis
Subject: RE: Is it going to fall off?
Its probably too late already... better change that AG status to W.
2008-04-01 10:25 AM
in reply to: #1306962

User image

Master
1420
1000100100100100
Running trails in S. Ontario
Subject: RE: Is it going to fall off?
Definite man card violation.  Have you and Aikidoman been hanging out together?

2008-04-01 10:33 AM
in reply to: #1306962

Subject: RE: Is it going to fall off?

No, Luna bars are harmless to guys.  Purely a marketing thing - a little extra soy and folate won't hurt you or make you grow man-boobs or anything. I personally prefer regular Clif bars.

2008-04-01 10:34 AM
in reply to: #1306962

User image

Buttercup
14334
500050002000200010010010025
Subject: RE: Is it going to fall off?
Yes, yes it is. You should begin consuming beernuts immediately to counteract the effects.
2008-04-01 10:35 AM
in reply to: #1307733

Subject: ...
This user's post has been ignored.

Edited by Rynamite 2008-04-01 10:40 AM
2008-04-01 10:50 AM
in reply to: #1307741

Subject: RE: Is it going to fall off?
Rynamite - 2008-04-01 11:35 AM
wurkit_gurl - 2008-04-01 11:33 AM

No, Luna bars are harmless to guys.  Purely a marketing thing - a little extra soy and folate won't hurt you or make you grow man-boobs or anything. I personally prefer regular Clif bars.

Uh oh... does that mean you're gonna grow one?

Hilarious...

2008-04-01 11:27 AM
in reply to: #1306962

Subject: ...
This user's post has been ignored.

2008-04-01 11:31 AM
in reply to: #1306962

Pro
4089
20002000252525
Without house
Subject: RE: Is it going to fall off?
2008-04-01 11:46 AM
in reply to: #1307951

Member
1699
1000500100252525
Subject: RE: Is it going to fall off?
I like Luna bars, but I like Clif bars better.

If you are feeling feminine, sit down with a can of beer and start swearing at a ballgame in front of the TV, while wearing a white undershirt, preferably a V-neck. There is nothing more manly than that.
2008-04-01 12:14 PM
in reply to: #1308006

MotoQueen
13195
5000500020001000100252525
Subject: RE: Is it going to fall off?
eberulf - 2008-04-01 11:46 AM

I like Luna bars, but I like Clif bars better.

If you are feeling feminine, sit down with a can of beer and start swearing at a ballgame in front of the TV, while wearing a white undershirt, preferably a V-neck. There is nothing more manly than that.


Don't forget to show your crack.
2008-04-01 1:09 PM
in reply to: #1306962

Master
3019
20001000
West Jordan, UT
Subject: RE: Is it going to fall off?

I think it may have already fallen off.  Sorry. 

 

 

2008-04-01 1:59 PM
in reply to: #1308006

Elite
3687
20001000500100252525
Subject: RE: Is it going to fall off?

eberulf - 2008-04-01 11:46 AM I like Luna bars, but I like Clif bars better. If you are feeling feminine, sit down with a can of beer and start swearing at a ballgame in front of the TV, while wearing a white undershirt, preferably a V-neck. There is nothing more manly than that.

Make sure you have a big mustard stain on the T-shirt also.

2008-04-01 4:27 PM
in reply to: #1306962

Champion
5782
5000500100100252525
Northridge, California
Subject: RE: Is it going to fall off?
Yes...it will fall off...you'd better give me any Luna Bars you have left right away so I can eat them dispose of them

(Seriously, though: Love me them Luna Bars...and, dammit, I'm secure enough in my masculinity to eat them in public! Really... No, really...I am...)
New Thread
Other Resources My Cup of Joe » Is it going to fall off? Rss Feed