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2009-12-14 11:44 AM
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mr2tony - 2009-12-14 11:42 AM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 11:05 AM

NRG42 - 2009-12-14 12:03 PM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 10:57 AM

NRG42 - 2009-12-14 11:46 AM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 10:45 AM

Blah, I think I'm coming down with a cold Stupid upstairs roommate had one, b/c she bathes 7 times a day and probably has no immunity to anything cuz she's such a germ freak. And now I'm all susceptible cuz I can't run and am getting out of shape.



Any advancement with the new cute guy at church?

Bah, no, he wasn't at the service last night. And crazy girl c*ck-blocked me last week.



Sorry, women can be so mean sometimes.

Oh. I don't consider her a threat in the least. And she has no idea that I have even talked to him before. She wasn't doing anything mean. Just acting desperate and all school-girly. Which I'm sure is a huuuuge turn-on Yeah...she doesn't have a dog in this fight.

So ... she's acting all desperate and school-girly and you're still getting your butt kicked?


Maybe he's into the whole "desperate and school-girly" look.


2009-12-14 11:46 AM
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mr2tony - 2009-12-14 12:42 PMSo ... she's acting all desperate and school-girly and you're still getting your butt kicked?

Nope. Not getting my butt kicked. Once she finds a guy she wants to preen and take care of, she latches on and follows them around. She might end up being friends with that guy, but it'll never go beyond that, b/c she chases guys who are out of her league. She's already had two other failed attempts this year (a friend of mine, and one of the dudes on the worship team). He wasn't at church last night, so we're 1 for 1. He just needs to show up again, and I'll work it. I don't have the screen name for nothing



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2009-12-14 11:48 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #88: Winter Spray-on TAN

wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 11:46 AM

mr2tony - 2009-12-14 12:42 PMSo ... she's acting all desperate and school-girly and you're still getting your butt kicked?

Nope. Not getting my butt kicked. Once she finds a guy she wants to preen and take care of, she latches on and follows them around. She might end up being friends with that guy, but it'll never go beyond that, b/c she chases guys who are out of her league. She's already had two other failed attempts this year (a friend of mine, and one of the dudes on the worship team). He wasn't at church last night, so we're 1 for 1. He just needs to show up again, and I'll work it. I don't have the screen name for nothing

I thought it was a Salt-n-Pepa spinoff.

2009-12-14 11:49 AM
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Sprint_DA - 2009-12-14 12:44 PM
mr2tony - 2009-12-14 11:42 AM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 11:05 AM

NRG42 - 2009-12-14 12:03 PM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 10:57 AM

NRG42 - 2009-12-14 11:46 AM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 10:45 AM

Blah, I think I'm coming down with a cold Stupid upstairs roommate had one, b/c she bathes 7 times a day and probably has no immunity to anything cuz she's such a germ freak. And now I'm all susceptible cuz I can't run and am getting out of shape.



Any advancement with the new cute guy at church?

Bah, no, he wasn't at the service last night. And crazy girl c*ck-blocked me last week.



Sorry, women can be so mean sometimes.

Oh. I don't consider her a threat in the least. And she has no idea that I have even talked to him before. She wasn't doing anything mean. Just acting desperate and all school-girly. Which I'm sure is a huuuuge turn-on Yeah...she doesn't have a dog in this fight.

So ... she's acting all desperate and school-girly and you're still getting your butt kicked?


Maybe he's into the whole "desperate and school-girly" look.


I think they should work together to get this guy. 


2009-12-14 11:52 AM
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olliedawg - 2009-12-14 12:49 PM
Sprint_DA - 2009-12-14 12:44 PM
mr2tony - 2009-12-14 11:42 AM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 11:05 AM

NRG42 - 2009-12-14 12:03 PM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 10:57 AM

NRG42 - 2009-12-14 11:46 AM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 10:45 AM

Blah, I think I'm coming down with a cold Stupid upstairs roommate had one, b/c she bathes 7 times a day and probably has no immunity to anything cuz she's such a germ freak. And now I'm all susceptible cuz I can't run and am getting out of shape.



Any advancement with the new cute guy at church?

Bah, no, he wasn't at the service last night. And crazy girl c*ck-blocked me last week.



Sorry, women can be so mean sometimes.

Oh. I don't consider her a threat in the least. And she has no idea that I have even talked to him before. She wasn't doing anything mean. Just acting desperate and all school-girly. Which I'm sure is a huuuuge turn-on Yeah...she doesn't have a dog in this fight.

So ... she's acting all desperate and school-girly and you're still getting your butt kicked?


Maybe he's into the whole "desperate and school-girly" look.


I think they should work together to get this guy. 


wurkit could find a new income stream and not have to worry about finding a new job...

2009-12-14 11:53 AM
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1stTimeTri - 2009-12-14 12:48 PM

wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 11:46 AM

mr2tony - 2009-12-14 12:42 PMSo ... she's acting all desperate and school-girly and you're still getting your butt kicked?

Nope. Not getting my butt kicked. Once she finds a guy she wants to preen and take care of, she latches on and follows them around. She might end up being friends with that guy, but it'll never go beyond that, b/c she chases guys who are out of her league. She's already had two other failed attempts this year (a friend of mine, and one of the dudes on the worship team). He wasn't at church last night, so we're 1 for 1. He just needs to show up again, and I'll work it. I don't have the screen name for nothing

I thought it was a Salt-n-Pepa spinoff.



This sounds more like waterfall chasing... you're thinking of TLC.



2009-12-14 11:55 AM
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olliedawg - 2009-12-14 12:53 PM
1stTimeTri - 2009-12-14 12:48 PM

wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 11:46 AM

mr2tony - 2009-12-14 12:42 PMSo ... she's acting all desperate and school-girly and you're still getting your butt kicked?

Nope. Not getting my butt kicked. Once she finds a guy she wants to preen and take care of, she latches on and follows them around. She might end up being friends with that guy, but it'll never go beyond that, b/c she chases guys who are out of her league. She's already had two other failed attempts this year (a friend of mine, and one of the dudes on the worship team). He wasn't at church last night, so we're 1 for 1. He just needs to show up again, and I'll work it. I don't have the screen name for nothing

I thought it was a Salt-n-Pepa spinoff.



This sounds more like waterfall chasing... you're thinking of TLC.

Haha, thanks for clarifying - I wasn't really sure wtf Fil was talking about

 

2009-12-14 11:58 AM
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Preach... do you see this sort of thing going on at your church?  Women stratagizing, trying to pick up men?  This must lead to a lot of whispering and pointing, maybe some musical chairs during the sermon.  Do you feel no one is listening to you?

2009-12-14 12:03 PM
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olliedawg - 2009-12-14 12:58 PM Preach... do you see this sort of thing going on at your church?  Women stratagizing, trying to pick up men?  This must lead to a lot of whispering and pointing, maybe some musical chairs during the sermon.  Do you feel no one is listening to you?



lots of this happens at EVERY church.
2009-12-14 12:03 PM
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olliedawg - 2009-12-14 12:58 PM Preach... do you see this sort of thing going on at your church?  Women stratagizing, trying to pick up men?  This must lead to a lot of whispering and pointing, maybe some musical chairs during the sermon.  Do you feel no one is listening to you?

nope... don't see it all... but wurkit goes to a congregation overly concerned about sex... so it's not surprising...

on another note... I went 20 minutes yesterday, and people were telling me how good I was... had the A-game yesterday I tell you.

2009-12-14 12:04 PM
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olliedawg - 2009-12-14 12:58 PM Preach... do you see this sort of thing going on at your church?  Women stratagizing, trying to pick up men?  This must lead to a lot of whispering and pointing, maybe some musical chairs during the sermon.  Do you feel no one is listening to you?

This only happens with the single crowd. And really, this is in jest. I'm not trying to "pick him up", just tryingto get to know him to see if he's halfway decent. Literally, all that happened a couple of weeks ago was that I inadvertantly sat down next to him at dinner, realized "Dang, he's cute!" and enjoyed talking to him. So I will continue to chat with him when the opportunity arises and see what his deal is. But this girl has a pattern of behavior that is now repeating itself with this new guy.

Blech, just last night, I had to bust out of there b/c one of the awkward dudes came right up to me and cornered me in the pew. No friends around at the moment, so all I could do was bolt. We have guys who are the male equivalent of this girl - just gets right in your face and obvious about it. He'd clearly made a beeline for me, b/c I got up and put my coat on, and turned around and he was right there...ick.



2009-12-14 12:05 PM
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akustix - 2009-12-14 1:03 PM

olliedawg - 2009-12-14 12:58 PM Preach... do you see this sort of thing going on at your church?  Women stratagizing, trying to pick up men?  This must lead to a lot of whispering and pointing, maybe some musical chairs during the sermon.  Do you feel no one is listening to you?

nope... don't see it all... but wurkit goes to a congregation overly concerned about sex... so it's not surprising...

on another note... I went 20 minutes yesterday, and people were telling me how good I was... had the A-game yesterday I tell you.

No, I don't. We just have a small handful of single 30-something weirdos who are socially awkward and desperate. As Meh said, it happens everywhere.

2009-12-14 12:07 PM
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wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 11:55 AM

olliedawg - 2009-12-14 12:53 PM
1stTimeTri - 2009-12-14 12:48 PM

wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 11:46 AM

mr2tony - 2009-12-14 12:42 PMSo ... she's acting all desperate and school-girly and you're still getting your butt kicked?

Nope. Not getting my butt kicked. Once she finds a guy she wants to preen and take care of, she latches on and follows them around. She might end up being friends with that guy, but it'll never go beyond that, b/c she chases guys who are out of her league. She's already had two other failed attempts this year (a friend of mine, and one of the dudes on the worship team). He wasn't at church last night, so we're 1 for 1. He just needs to show up again, and I'll work it. I don't have the screen name for nothing

I thought it was a Salt-n-Pepa spinoff.



This sounds more like waterfall chasing... you're thinking of TLC.

Haha, thanks for clarifying - I wasn't really sure wtf Fil was talking about

 

I was going with "Push It".

2009-12-14 12:07 PM
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wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 12:05 PM

akustix - 2009-12-14 1:03 PM

olliedawg - 2009-12-14 12:58 PM Preach... do you see this sort of thing going on at your church?  Women stratagizing, trying to pick up men?  This must lead to a lot of whispering and pointing, maybe some musical chairs during the sermon.  Do you feel no one is listening to you?

nope... don't see it all... but wurkit goes to a congregation overly concerned about sex... so it's not surprising...

on another note... I went 20 minutes yesterday, and people were telling me how good I was... had the A-game yesterday I tell you.

No, I don't. We just have a small handful of single 30-something weirdos who are socially awkward and desperate. As Meh said, it happens everywhere.



So...what's it like to finally find a place where you feel like you just belong?  Must be a great feeling for you.
2009-12-14 12:08 PM
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akustix - 2009-12-14 1:03 PM

olliedawg - 2009-12-14 12:58 PM Preach... do you see this sort of thing going on at your church?  Women stratagizing, trying to pick up men?  This must lead to a lot of whispering and pointing, maybe some musical chairs during the sermon.  Do you feel no one is listening to you?

nope... don't see it all... but wurkit goes to a congregation overly concerned about sex... so it's not surprising...

on another note... I went 20 minutes yesterday, and people were telling me how good I was... had the A-game yesterday I tell you.



yeah most people prefer that their preachers don't take too long to finish
2009-12-14 12:12 PM
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2009-12-14 12:13 PM
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Syaotblh - 2009-12-14 1:12 PM This TAN may make it to the end this time!


cause it's long and strong and down to get the friction on?
2009-12-14 12:13 PM
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Syaotblh - 2009-12-14 12:12 PM This TAN may make it to the end this time!


tell me how it ends Syaotblh????
2009-12-14 12:15 PM
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let's kill this off quickly please... I haven't made a page one in ages...

 

2009-12-14 12:16 PM
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akustix - 2009-12-14 12:15 PM

let's kill this off quickly please... I haven't made a page one in ages...

 

 

Thats what she said?

2009-12-14 12:16 PM
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2009-12-14 12:16 PM
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wavedog - 2009-12-14 1:16 PM

akustix - 2009-12-14 12:15 PM

let's kill this off quickly please... I haven't made a page one in ages...

 

 

Thats what she said?



you're not doing it right.
2009-12-14 12:17 PM
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mr2tony - 2009-12-14 12:32 PM
Artemis - 2009-12-14 11:26 AM
akustix - 2009-12-14 12:22 PM

I've been asking for you to get a free pass for 2010... still waiting to hear back on that one though...



Can you ask for me to get my PhD in 2010?  That would rock.
Ooh! I'll take one too! Which reminds me of a joke: Blonde single mother down on her luck decides that maybe God can help her. `Dear God. Please help me. I've been a faithful servant all these years and worshipped you with all my heart and soul. I've never asked for anything, but if you could help me win the lottery, I'd really appreciate it.' So the next drawing comes around and she doesn't win. She goes back to praying. `Please Lord. I've done everything YOU'VE asked of ME, can't you just let me win the lottery? I'm about to be evicted' The next drawing comes around and again the blonde doesn't win. Now she's angry. `Look, God, if you can't help me then forget it. I'm going to stop coming to church, stop praising you and stop believing in you. I see how it is, I give you all this praise and worship and you forsake me!' Just then the clouds part and the sun beams and God hisself appears, looking rather irritated. `I've tried to help you win the lotto but you need to do one thing for me.' `Name it lord and I'll do it.' `Can you please buy a friggin' ticket!?'


Nice.  That's why I'm actually doing lab work today instead of napping or playing on the internet.
2009-12-14 12:17 PM
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dammit i have a meeting at 2, i'm totally going to miss the birthing of tan 89
2009-12-14 12:17 PM
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