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2009-12-14 11:26 AM
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akustix - 2009-12-14 12:22 PM

I've been asking for you to get a free pass for 2010... still waiting to hear back on that one though...



Can you ask for me to get my PhD in 2010?  That would rock.


2009-12-14 11:27 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #88: Winter Spray-on TAN
akustix - 2009-12-14 11:22 AM

Sprint_DA - 2009-12-14 12:21 PM
akustix - 2009-12-14 11:17 AM

mr2tony - 2009-12-14 12:15 PM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 11:14 AM

Sprint_DA - 2009-12-14 12:14 PM So what happened to the FNG who killed last TAN early and started this one?  Never come back?

Haha, I think we scared him off.

You PM him photos or sumpin?

I brought the hellfire and brimstone down on his @$$.... that'll learn him!



Remind me to not get on your bad side.  I don't need another year like 2009.

I've been asking for you to get a free pass for 2010... still waiting to hear back on that one though...



Who wants a free pass?  I'm just hoping for a job and no broken bones.
2009-12-14 11:27 AM
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akustix - 2009-12-14 12:26 PM

wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 12:25 PM

akustix - 2009-12-14 12:22 PM

Sprint_DA - 2009-12-14 12:21 PM
akustix - 2009-12-14 11:17 AM

mr2tony - 2009-12-14 12:15 PM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 11:14 AM

Sprint_DA - 2009-12-14 12:14 PM So what happened to the FNG who killed last TAN early and started this one?  Never come back?

Haha, I think we scared him off.

You PM him photos or sumpin?

I brought the hellfire and brimstone down on his @$$.... that'll learn him!



Remind me to not get on your bad side.  I don't need another year like 2009.

I've been asking for you to get a free pass for 2010... still waiting to hear back on that one though...

Can I have one too? 2009 was pretty sh*tty for me as well.  

Oh I got something special requested for you!  ;-)

I'm afraid of what that might be...

2009-12-14 11:27 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #88: Winter Spray-on TAN

wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 12:22 PM

akustix - 2009-12-14 12:16 PM

wurkit... I think you misuse yet another phrase... "doesn't have a shot" would perhaps be more appropriate.

doesn't have a dog in the fight would imply she is utterly neutral and cares not one whit about the boy toy... which she clearly does... just saying...

Bah. Whatever. Either way, I'll take her down.

mmm.... catfight...

2009-12-14 11:28 AM
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wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 12:27 PM

akustix - 2009-12-14 12:26 PM

wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 12:25 PM

akustix - 2009-12-14 12:22 PM

Sprint_DA - 2009-12-14 12:21 PM
akustix - 2009-12-14 11:17 AM

mr2tony - 2009-12-14 12:15 PM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 11:14 AM

Sprint_DA - 2009-12-14 12:14 PM So what happened to the FNG who killed last TAN early and started this one?  Never come back?

Haha, I think we scared him off.

You PM him photos or sumpin?

I brought the hellfire and brimstone down on his @$$.... that'll learn him!



Remind me to not get on your bad side.  I don't need another year like 2009.

I've been asking for you to get a free pass for 2010... still waiting to hear back on that one though...

Can I have one too? 2009 was pretty sh*tty for me as well.  

Oh I got something special requested for you!  ;-)

I'm afraid of what that might be...

Just close your eyes and relax...

2009-12-14 11:28 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #88: Winter Spray-on TAN

Artemis - 2009-12-14 12:26 PM
akustix - 2009-12-14 12:22 PM

I've been asking for you to get a free pass for 2010... still waiting to hear back on that one though...



Can you ask for me to get my PhD in 2010?  That would rock.

I'll put that in the queue...



2009-12-14 11:30 AM
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mr2tony - 2009-12-14 12:24 PM
akustix - 2009-12-14 11:20 AM

mr2tony - 2009-12-14 12:18 PM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 11:17 AM

mr2tony - 2009-12-14 12:15 PM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 11:14 AM

Sprint_DA - 2009-12-14 12:14 PM So what happened to the FNG who killed last TAN early and started this one?  Never come back?

Haha, I think we scared him off.

You PM him photos or sumpin?

Yeah, of your tootsie roll.

So he was intimidated by the Men of TAN?

THat says SOOOO much...

Cmon Preach. We all know we're hot and when FNGs show up they cant compare.

Well... I AM too sexy for my collar... so sexy it hurts!

2009-12-14 11:30 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #88: Winter Spray-on TAN

akustix - 2009-12-14 11:28 AM

Artemis - 2009-12-14 12:26 PM
akustix - 2009-12-14 12:22 PM

I've been asking for you to get a free pass for 2010... still waiting to hear back on that one though...



Can you ask for me to get my PhD in 2010?  That would rock.

I'll put that in the queue...

 

Hey, while you're taking requests.... I'm outta bacon...

2009-12-14 11:30 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #88: Winter Spray-on TAN
akustix - 2009-12-14 12:28 PM

Artemis - 2009-12-14 12:26 PM
akustix - 2009-12-14 12:22 PM

I've been asking for you to get a free pass for 2010... still waiting to hear back on that one though...



Can you ask for me to get my PhD in 2010?  That would rock.

I'll put that in the queue...



2009-12-14 11:30 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #88: Winter Spray-on TAN

nevermind



Edited by akustix 2009-12-14 11:32 AM
2009-12-14 11:31 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #88: Winter Spray-on TAN

wavedog - 2009-12-14 12:30 PM

akustix - 2009-12-14 11:28 AM

Artemis - 2009-12-14 12:26 PM
akustix - 2009-12-14 12:22 PM

I've been asking for you to get a free pass for 2010... still waiting to hear back on that one though...



Can you ask for me to get my PhD in 2010?  That would rock.

I'll put that in the queue...

 

Hey, while you're taking requests.... I'm outta bacon...

dude... I got word from upstairs... there is going to be a major epidemic with the swine... bacon prices are going through the roof... I won't be able to much about that...



2009-12-14 11:32 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #88: Winter Spray-on TAN
Artemis - 2009-12-14 11:26 AM

akustix - 2009-12-14 12:22 PM

I've been asking for you to get a free pass for 2010... still waiting to hear back on that one though...



Can you ask for me to get my PhD in 2010?  That would rock.


Ooh! I'll take one too!

Which reminds me of a joke:

Blonde single mother down on her luck decides that maybe God can help her.

`Dear God. Please help me. I've been a faithful servant all these years and worshipped you with all my heart and soul. I've never asked for anything, but if you could help me win the lottery, I'd really appreciate it.'

So the next drawing comes around and she doesn't win. She goes back to praying.

`Please Lord. I've done everything YOU'VE asked of ME, can't you just let me win the lottery? I'm about to be evicted'

The next drawing comes around and again the blonde doesn't win. Now she's angry.

`Look, God, if you can't help me then forget it. I'm going to stop coming to church, stop praising you and stop believing in you. I see how it is, I give you all this praise and worship and you forsake me!'

Just then the clouds part and the sun beams and God hisself appears, looking rather irritated.

`I've tried to help you win the lotto but you need to do one thing for me.'

`Name it lord and I'll do it.'

`Can you please buy a friggin' ticket!?'
2009-12-14 11:33 AM
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I hope I don't miss the big ending today......it will be my first.

2009-12-14 11:33 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #88: Winter Spray-on TAN
akustix - 2009-12-14 11:31 AM

wavedog - 2009-12-14 12:30 PM

akustix - 2009-12-14 11:28 AM

Artemis - 2009-12-14 12:26 PM
akustix - 2009-12-14 12:22 PM

I've been asking for you to get a free pass for 2010... still waiting to hear back on that one though...



Can you ask for me to get my PhD in 2010?  That would rock.

I'll put that in the queue...

 

Hey, while you're taking requests.... I'm outta bacon...

dude... I got word from upstairs... there is going to be a major epidemic with the swine... bacon prices are going through the roof... I won't be able to much about that...



Pork bellies are up 52 percent in the past six months, FYI ...
2009-12-14 11:34 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #88: Winter Spray-on TAN
NRG42 - 2009-12-14 11:33 AM

I hope I don't miss the big ending today......it will be my first.



Just watch out. When it happens it may get in your hair.

Wait. What?
2009-12-14 11:34 AM
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NRG42 - 2009-12-14 12:33 PM

I hope I don't miss the big ending today......it will be my first.

It shouldn't even hurt...



2009-12-14 11:34 AM
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akustix - 2009-12-14 11:31 AM

wavedog - 2009-12-14 12:30 PM

akustix - 2009-12-14 11:28 AM

Artemis - 2009-12-14 12:26 PM
akustix - 2009-12-14 12:22 PM

I've been asking for you to get a free pass for 2010... still waiting to hear back on that one though...



Can you ask for me to get my PhD in 2010?  That would rock.

I'll put that in the queue...

 

Hey, while you're taking requests.... I'm outta bacon...

dude... I got word from upstairs... there is going to be a major epidemic with the swine... bacon prices are going through the roof... I won't be able to much about that...

 

Atheist...

2009-12-14 11:34 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #88: Winter Spray-on TAN

mr2tony - 2009-12-14 11:32 AM
Artemis - 2009-12-14 11:26 AM
akustix - 2009-12-14 12:22 PM

I've been asking for you to get a free pass for 2010... still waiting to hear back on that one though...



Can you ask for me to get my PhD in 2010?  That would rock.
Ooh! I'll take one too! Which reminds me of a joke: Blonde single mother down on her luck decides that maybe God can help her. `Dear God. Please help me. I've been a faithful servant all these years and worshipped you with all my heart and soul. I've never asked for anything, but if you could help me win the lottery, I'd really appreciate it.' So the next drawing comes around and she doesn't win. She goes back to praying. `Please Lord. I've done everything YOU'VE asked of ME, can't you just let me win the lottery? I'm about to be evicted' The next drawing comes around and again the blonde doesn't win. Now she's angry. `Look, God, if you can't help me then forget it. I'm going to stop coming to church, stop praising you and stop believing in you. I see how it is, I give you all this praise and worship and you forsake me!' Just then the clouds part and the sun beams and God hisself appears, looking rather irritated. `I've tried to help you win the lotto but you need to do one thing for me.' `Name it lord and I'll do it.' `Can you please buy a friggin' ticket!?'

*rimshot* Good one!

2009-12-14 11:35 AM
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wavedog - 2009-12-14 12:34 PM

akustix - 2009-12-14 11:31 AM

wavedog - 2009-12-14 12:30 PM

akustix - 2009-12-14 11:28 AM

Artemis - 2009-12-14 12:26 PM
akustix - 2009-12-14 12:22 PM

I've been asking for you to get a free pass for 2010... still waiting to hear back on that one though...



Can you ask for me to get my PhD in 2010?  That would rock.

I'll put that in the queue...

 

Hey, while you're taking requests.... I'm outta bacon...

dude... I got word from upstairs... there is going to be a major epidemic with the swine... bacon prices are going through the roof... I won't be able to much about that...

 

Atheist...

Even tony is supporting me... check it out dude... soon bacon will be priced like filet...

2009-12-14 11:37 AM
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akustix - 2009-12-14 11:35 AM

wavedog - 2009-12-14 12:34 PM

akustix - 2009-12-14 11:31 AM

wavedog - 2009-12-14 12:30 PM

akustix - 2009-12-14 11:28 AM

Artemis - 2009-12-14 12:26 PM
akustix - 2009-12-14 12:22 PM

I've been asking for you to get a free pass for 2010... still waiting to hear back on that one though...



Can you ask for me to get my PhD in 2010?  That would rock.

I'll put that in the queue...

 

Hey, while you're taking requests.... I'm outta bacon...

dude... I got word from upstairs... there is going to be a major epidemic with the swine... bacon prices are going through the roof... I won't be able to much about that...

 

Atheist...

Even tony is supporting me... check it out dude... soon bacon will be priced like filet...

You got TONY supporting you? Well, that's good I guess...

2009-12-14 11:37 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #88: Winter Spray-on TAN
wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 11:05 AM

NRG42 - 2009-12-14 12:03 PM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 10:57 AM

NRG42 - 2009-12-14 11:46 AM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 10:45 AM

Blah, I think I'm coming down with a cold Stupid upstairs roommate had one, b/c she bathes 7 times a day and probably has no immunity to anything cuz she's such a germ freak. And now I'm all susceptible cuz I can't run and am getting out of shape.



Any advancement with the new cute guy at church?

Bah, no, he wasn't at the service last night. And crazy girl c*ck-blocked me last week.



Sorry, women can be so mean sometimes.

Oh. I don't consider her a threat in the least. And she has no idea that I have even talked to him before. She wasn't doing anything mean. Just acting desperate and all school-girly. Which I'm sure is a huuuuge turn-on Yeah...she doesn't have a dog in this fight.


Only if there is an accompanying outfit!

Edited by pga_mike 2009-12-14 11:37 AM


2009-12-14 11:38 AM
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Off for a massage.  I'm gonna introduce my therapist to my psoas muscles!
2009-12-14 11:38 AM
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Ain't it time to eat yet?

2009-12-14 11:41 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #88: Winter Spray-on TAN
akustix - 2009-12-14 11:34 AM

NRG42 - 2009-12-14 12:33 PM

I hope I don't miss the big ending today......it will be my first.

It shouldn't even hurt...



Anticlimactic.....boo hoo
2009-12-14 11:42 AM
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wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 11:05 AM

NRG42 - 2009-12-14 12:03 PM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 10:57 AM

NRG42 - 2009-12-14 11:46 AM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-12-14 10:45 AM

Blah, I think I'm coming down with a cold Stupid upstairs roommate had one, b/c she bathes 7 times a day and probably has no immunity to anything cuz she's such a germ freak. And now I'm all susceptible cuz I can't run and am getting out of shape.



Any advancement with the new cute guy at church?

Bah, no, he wasn't at the service last night. And crazy girl c*ck-blocked me last week.



Sorry, women can be so mean sometimes.

Oh. I don't consider her a threat in the least. And she has no idea that I have even talked to him before. She wasn't doing anything mean. Just acting desperate and all school-girly. Which I'm sure is a huuuuge turn-on Yeah...she doesn't have a dog in this fight.



So ... she's acting all desperate and school-girly and you're still getting your butt kicked?
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