In an attempt to save CoJ from boredom... (Page 3)

You my be in trouble anyway, how big are your doors?





I'm in the process of getting quotes to have all the doors in South East Queensland adapted for a horse and rider.


Believe me it's not easy getting anyone to take me seriously. Especially when I tell them it is to evade a bear attack.

Edited by pipsyboy 2010-08-18 4:59 PM

Just tell them it's a koala bear and then they'll understand.

Is it Julius Peppers?

Wait, so now we're assuming the bear knows karate as well?

Personally I would throw a can of Spam at the bear. This would probably confuse the bear immensely because it looks like some kind of meat but clearly tastes nothing like any meat the bear has ever heard of.

 Really...there is an old Alaska story. Two guys debating the merits of handgun calibers... 450 vs 500. They turn to ask the ol timer. He replies "well they are both ok, but make sure to file the front site off." They say why is this...to enhance point blank instinct aiming? He says "nope...it just hurts less when he shoves it up your Azz."

A griz can hit 42 mph...if he wants to catch you...he will.

Edited by RiverRat50 2010-08-18 6:14 PM

A griz can hit 42 mph...if he wants to catch you...he will.

WELL THAT'S MY THEORY OUT OF THE WINDOW. HORSES TYPICALLY HIT 35 MPH.

OR IF I HAVE MY DOLLAR ON IT IN THE MELBOURNE CUP, 25 MPH.

Well, I'm traveling on business and got upgraded to a suite (sweet!) and any alleged bear in the room that would start darting towards me would have such a high degree of sophistication so as to stop and ask how the chipotle mayonaisse is with the sweet potato fries.


MMMMMMMM sweet potato fries...they go really well with a Sam Adams...

So, yeah, Mr. Sally Boy Bear wouldn't be able to catch me - unless he was pissed that I ate most of the fries.

Honestly you Americans!! What is it about having so many guns.? What ever happened to a good old fashioned tear-up with bar stools and pool cues? A big gun doesn't make you more of a man, it just means you have something more to hide behind.
Ask a marine, he will prob say the best way to take care of someone is quietly so as not to alert the rest of the enemy, not with a massive 44 magnum. (they will prob argue that now, haha)
Should point out I used to own a shotgun for clay shooting and am not anti guns at all but cant see the point of owning so many just to say you have them. you dont go hunting with a 44 magnum unless you are hoping to explode your target and scare off all the other prey. Cant eat an exploded bunny.

As for the Bear. Its a big office and the door is 3/4 of the distance in my favour. I think I would be bear food if they can do 40mph, I run like a sloth.

great thread though some real funny COJ people out there

It'd go down something like this:







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So you decide to enter into a conversation that is a joke and get all snotty and arrogant about a culture that is different than yours.

btw Likely the Marine will tell the the right tool for the right job there are times when stealth is the right way and then there are times when a hand cannon is quite effective.

.44 mag, not a massive gun.  A .50AE, thats a massive gun.

Try you pool que on the bear go for it I dare you.

Lastly remember it's not the size of your peashooter but the penetration of your bullets that counts.

 Don't get too hard on him Kate.
Just like a Brit to bring a pool cue to a gun bear fight (snerk)

Edited by RiverRat50 2010-08-19 8:22 AM

I think he did not understand my joke about always carrying around two guns with me. 

Trinnas, I like you more and more each day...

No references to zombies or shotguns or ninjas yet, or the obvious - will the bear act like its in the woods and just sh#t??  Come on people!

This user's post has been ignored.

I just heard on the radio today that someone was using 15 black bears to guard their illegal marijuana grow operation. Pretty good idea eh?

And yes Trinnas, my .357 with hollow tip bullets penetrates just fine.

Apparently not good enough, if you heard about it on the radio today.

Yes apparently the bears turned out to be completely docile, not the best trait for a guard bear. Perhaps they were using too much of their own product.

Just because I drive an SUV and a motorcycle (not at the same time - though how awesome would THAT be?) does NOT mean I am attempting to compensate for anything. Freud said "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar".  Which I do sometimes smoke.

Sorry to hear that you have hollow shots. 

Pfffttttt Canadian, shesh!!! They're Hollow Points, preferably fully jacketed.  Black Talons will do nicely if you can find any.


Edited by trinnas 2010-08-20 8:45 AM

Listen hear meow!  That bear better watch out which house he ends up in.  There are some crazy people in this world.

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