road ID quote

I think that's going to be tough to top.  That's hilarious.

The ID tag on my reflective vest has my name, address, phone number and "NEVER GIVE UP".

Mine says "If Found, Please Return To..." and then emerg info.

Of course, that was less funny before I had my heart surgery ...

Mine is kind or boring but means a lot to me personally - "There are no shortcuts".  It's a motto we use as a family.  To us, it means that you have to work hard to get what you want instead of taking the easy way out - and sometimes it takes extra work but you can accomplish anything.  Whenever we are working on something new or hard we say it to each other as encouragement.  My daughter is just starting to learn to play hockey.  Just the other day she fell down on the ice and was sitting there looking frustrated when my son yelled to her, "Come on Emma.  You can do it!  There are no shortcuts!"  She smiled at him and got right back up on her skates.

Anyway...long answer to a short question!

Mine says, "Watch This!".

Its sort of a tribute to my Dad in because every time he's dishing up his plate at a family event and thinks he's doing something original or cool, he'll say, "watch this". 

Really, it means watch me do this thing that you and I both doubted whether I could do it or not.  It also means watch me kick your a$$ on race because you talk a big talk but don't put in the time and work necessary.  That one's especially for a couple of people I know, not the other random racers...  

 Oh, man, my wife and kids want to know why I am doubled over laughing. That is a gem!

I go 'dis way?

unless someone can give me better...

 how about....

I'll be okay.....please go check on my bike.