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2006-06-15 12:30 PM

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I am officially accepting applications for the next future ex-GF. If you or someone you know is interested, please forward their resume with references to this thread. Please no heroin addicts, ex GF's of mob members, or chicks who think they are being targeted by aliens...everyone else may apply.


2006-06-15 12:50 PM
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Do they have to be the GF first?
2006-06-15 12:51 PM
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Okay, no heroin addicts....

What about Crack ****s??? 

2006-06-15 1:01 PM
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Would you buy a future ex-gf a Cervelo P3?

If so consider me applied.



Edited by ROBIT79 2006-06-15 1:02 PM
2006-06-15 1:42 PM
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jeng - 2006-06-15 1:50 PM

Do they have to be the GF first?


Good point. I suppose someone could apply directly for the ex-GF position and skip the unpleasantries ***ociated with the GF part.

2006-06-15 1:44 PM
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bmacmanus - 2006-06-15 11:42 AM
jeng - 2006-06-15 1:50 PM Do they have to be the GF first?
Good point. I suppose someone could apply directly for the ex-GF position and skip the unpleasantries ***ociated with the GF part.

The editor is on turbo today! ***ociated? le? sheesh!

For the record, that was as sociated and ti tle



Edited by kimj81 2006-06-15 1:45 PM


2006-06-15 1:45 PM
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I am offended by the word ***ociated. And I don't like it when I have to ***emble something too.



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2006-06-15 1:47 PM
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bmacmanus - 2006-06-15 2:42 PM
jeng - 2006-06-15 1:50 PM Do they have to be the GF first?
Good point. I suppose someone could apply directly for the ex-GF position and skip the unpleasantries ***ociated with the GF part.

re: ***sociated 

It was unintentional. We're working on it.  Trying to make the filter a little smarter.

Then I have to disable welshy's pic uploading access.  

2006-06-15 1:47 PM
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Well, I'm happily married, too bad for you because if I was single, I would want to stay that way, so I would be anyone's future ex GF.

However, I have a girlfriend who has in the past taken up with every variety of shallow, superficial, narcissistic, self absorbed jerk that they currently have on the market.  But hey, they always have a lot of money, so there's that.  She would not know (in the biblical sense) a NICE, DECENT guy if he (nicely) bit her on the a$$, so if you are one, she is SURE to be your future ex GF.  Not sure how one would go about getting references, but I'll mention that you're looking.  She does not do drugs, makes a great living, is funny, smart (Masters in international finance) and she is very HOT, or so all my male friends say.  As far as I can tell, after knowing her all these years, her only flaw is that her taste in men is for $hit. 

2006-06-15 1:51 PM
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marmadaddy - 2006-06-15 2:47 PM

bmacmanus - 2006-06-15 2:42 PM
jeng - 2006-06-15 1:50 PM Do they have to be the GF first?
Good point. I suppose someone could apply directly for the ex-GF position and skip the unpleasantries ***ociated with the GF part.

re: ***sociated 

It was unintentional. We're working on it.  Trying to make the filter a little smarter.

Then I have to disable welshy's pic uploading access.  

I saw this coming.

2006-06-15 1:52 PM
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marmadaddy - 2006-06-15 11:47 AM

bmacmanus - 2006-06-15 2:42 PM
jeng - 2006-06-15 1:50 PM Do they have to be the GF first?
Good point. I suppose someone could apply directly for the ex-GF position and skip the unpleasantries ***ociated with the GF part.

re: ***sociated 

It was unintentional. We're working on it.  Trying to make the filter a little smarter.

Then I have to disable welshy's pic uploading access.  

Well, it's a good thing that bmac isn't ***epting ***lickations. (he he he)



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Tania - 2006-06-15 2:47 PM

Well, I'm happily married, too bad for you because if I was single, I would want to stay that way, so I would be anyone's future ex GF.

However, I have a girlfriend who has in the past taken up with every variety of shallow, superficial, narcissistic, self absorbed jerk that they currently have on the market.  But hey, they always have a lot of money, so there's that.  She would not know (in the biblical sense) a NICE, DECENT guy if he (nicely) bit her on the a$$, so if you are one, she is SURE to be your future ex GF.  Not sure how one would go about getting references, but I'll mention that you're looking.  She does not do drugs, makes a great living, is funny, smart (Masters in international finance) and she is very HOT, or so all my male friends say.  As far as I can tell, after knowing her all these years, her only flaw is that her taste in men is for $hit. 



Most women get what they expect. That being said, she sounds perfect.
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