Funny things your kids say
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2013-02-20 4:05 PM |
Veteran 325 | Subject: Funny things your kids say Hi There Just thought i would share this , i havent even done a Full Ironman yet but planning to , my kids are young but get the idea of a IM ( i think) they have been to watch some races with us Anyway we were sitting outside a cafe and it was rush hour so lots of cyclist racing past - each time someone cycled past they shout out (very loud) daddy Ironman daddy ironman ! , very funny I will be so proud the day i cross the finish line with my boys in hand and hear those fine words |
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2013-02-20 4:37 PM in reply to: #4630516 |
Champion 10668 Tacoma, Washington | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say Okay, a funny story about my daughter from when she was about 2-1/2... We were on a highway, approaching the back-up from the afternoon rush-hour. My daughter was in the back seat, her mom in the front passenger seat asleep, I was driving. Just after we stopped at the end of the back-up, we got rear-ended. Daughter's mom wakes up, "What was that?" I respond, "We just got rear-ended." "That scared the cr@p out of me." Okay, we deal with the aftermath, and daughter is pretty much silent throughout. Fast forward a couple days, we're driving around the town trying to get around road closures for a local parade. As we're nearing an alley-way, a kid comes running out and across the road. No big deal, he was far enough ahead of us. Just as we're AT the alley, a cop car comes bolting out, no siren, and out into the road. I jam on the brakes. My daughter announces from the back seat, "That scared me out of cr@p!" |
2013-02-20 9:47 PM in reply to: #4630516 |
Pro 4838 | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say My daughter is 2 1/2 now. About a month ago my wife, who had a c section, had on a pair of loose sweat pants at our house. My wife pulled out the front of the sweat pants to check out her c section scar because sometimes it bothers her. Without missing a beat my daughter sees my wife looking down the front of her sweats and says, "What cha doin mom, checkin out your penis"? And walked away. My wife and I laughed so hard I was crying. |
2013-02-20 10:26 PM in reply to: #4631019 |
Master 3870 | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say Iowaman - 2013-02-20 7:47 PMMy daughter is 2 1/2 now. About a month ago my wife, who had a c section, had on a pair of loose sweat pants at our house. My wife pulled out the front of the sweat pants to check out her c section scar because sometimes it bothers her. Without missing a beat my daughter sees my wife looking down the front of her sweats and says, "What cha doin mom, checkin out your penis"? And walked away. My wife and I laughed so hard I was crying. Priceless! ....she wasn't, was she? Edited by 4agoodlife 2013-02-20 10:27 PM |
2013-02-21 5:51 AM in reply to: #4630516 |
Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say When my son was a toddler he came running in from the garage and said his first full sentence "Mommy, I eat doggie food!". Last night I had to get after my daughter as her answer to everything we asked of her was whining and screaming. On the way to religion class my sons says "Mom, I love you even when you're big and scary". Bwahahaha, I said - you mean even when my voice gets big and scary? He said yes, I still love you. I said that's very nice and I love you even when you have bad manners, fuss and whine at me all day . My daughter was rubbing the puppies belly and said "I know it. He's a wiener dog. That's cuz he has a wiener." |
2013-02-21 8:27 AM in reply to: #4630516 |
Veteran 376 Medford Lakes, NJ | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say At the dinner table my daughter who is three. Sarah "Bricey Bricey Bricey" Me "Who is Bricey" Sarah "He's a cutie" Me "Whaaaaat??" Sarah "He's a cutie!" |
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2013-02-21 8:40 AM in reply to: #4630516 |
Champion 7821 Brooklyn, NY | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say When my son was about three, we had just finished watching “Peter Pan” and he was sitting in the tub talking to me about the movie. At one point he paused and said, “Papa, what was Captain Hook’s name before Peter Pan cut his hand off?” I was stumped then, and I still don’t have an answer. |
2013-02-21 8:41 AM in reply to: #4630516 |
Regular 91 Providence, R.I. | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say Having dinner one night with my son. He finishes up and brings his dishes to the sink. Me: J, you didn't finish your blueberries. J: They're sour. Me: They're fine. Just try and finish them. (As I am at the sink with my back turned) J: Eff You Me: (Turning around slowly) What did you just say? J: I said.... eff you I start giving him the look.... J: Whats wrong? I said I'll have A FEW more blueberries....... (as he proceeds to finish them) |
2013-02-21 8:43 AM in reply to: #4630516 |
Regular 91 Providence, R.I. | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say One more.... So I pick my son up at school and on the way out he sees a sports car. |
2013-02-21 8:46 AM in reply to: #4631384 |
Champion 15211 Southern Chicago Suburbs, IL | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say trinigen - 2013-02-21 8:41 AM Having dinner one night with my son. He finishes up and brings his dishes to the sink. Me: J, you didn't finish your blueberries. J: They're sour. Me: They're fine. Just try and finish them. (As I am at the sink with my back turned) J: Eff You Me: (Turning around slowly) What did you just say? J: I said.... eff you I start giving him the look.... J: Whats wrong? I said I'll have A FEW more blueberries....... (as he proceeds to finish them) BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Almost spit my morning coffee out on that one! |
2013-02-21 8:50 AM in reply to: #4630516 |
Pro 4313 McKinney, TX | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say At a local parade with a ton of people around. J was about 2. She dropped her water bottle and, as the crowd for some reason decided to go quiet at that same time, yells out "GAWD DAMMMIT" |
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2013-02-21 9:22 AM in reply to: #4630516 |
Member 5452 NC | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say The 6yo's soccer program gets everyone together after each practice and lets them stand up and tell a joke. So he is always trying to come up with something funny, he rarely does. The 3yo is always listening and laughing, even if they aren't funny. This weekend, she gave it a go: "Daddy, what do you call a bug's bottom?" "A behind." We lost it. Needless to say, after our reaction, I've been hearing it about 20 times a day since.
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2013-02-21 10:05 AM in reply to: #4630516 |
Master 1780 Boynton Beach, FL | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say I picked up my four year old from school yesterday. Put him in the car and the first thing he says is "Daddy, are my toys real, or are they pretend"? Isn't 4 yrs old too early to start with the philosophical questions? Mind you, this is the same 4 yr old that I taught to say this: Me: You are sooooo big Him: That's what she said (I know, I am going to parent's hell). |
2013-02-21 11:33 AM in reply to: #4630516 |
Member 23 Pella Iowa | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say Just here the other day the family went out for icecream. As we are eating in the car I say to everyone. "You know what would make this better? If mommy paid for it." My 4 yr old daughter responded back with. "Dad quit ruining mommy's life" |
2013-02-21 11:38 AM in reply to: #4631381 |
Extreme Veteran 3177 | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say jmk-brooklyn - 2013-02-21 6:40 AM When my son was about three, we had just finished watching “Peter Pan” and he was sitting in the tub talking to me about the movie. At one point he paused and said, “Papa, what was Captain Hook’s name before Peter Pan cut his hand off?” I was stumped then, and I still don’t have an answer. Ironically enough (or maybe just because it was intentially written that way) his name before loosing his wand was captain Hook, captain James Hook to be more exact.
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2013-02-21 1:01 PM in reply to: #4630516 |
New user 49 | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say I love the way my 3 year old says mosquito...."Spaghito" |
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2013-02-21 1:16 PM in reply to: #4630516 |
Expert 1158 Chicagoland | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say I am taking my son (5 at the time) downtown to my office. We are on the train and he decides to let out some gas. He says to me not so quietly, "I just farted." I said "Nice what don't you tell the whole train." He gets up and proceeds to tell the whole train of his exploits. Proud moment. |
2013-02-21 1:18 PM in reply to: #4630516 |
Regular 91 Providence, R.I. | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say My wife was working at the library one evening and they had an story teller in telling stories about various animals and pets. As my wife is in the room listening the story teller finishes a story and starts talking to the kids in the room. She asks the kids "Does anyone have a pet?" Lots of hands shoot up and she picks one child and they respond "I have a dog." The story teller chooses another child and asked "What kind of pet do you have?" This child responds "I have a goddamned cat. At least that's what my dad calls it." |
2013-02-21 3:29 PM in reply to: #4630516 |
Deep in the Heart of Texas | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say I pulled into McDonald's one day driving home from the coast. I asked my then 2.5 yo if she wanted a hamburger and she replied yes "with nothing on it." So I ordered a kids hamburger "plain and dry." Shortly after giving her the meal and pulling back onto the road, I see her in the rear-view mirror waiving the hamburger patty at me and exclaiming "I said I didn't want anything on it." Turns out that she just wanted the bun.
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2013-02-21 3:29 PM in reply to: #4631899 |
Extreme Veteran 861 Northbridge, Massachusetts | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say scottydawg92 - 2013-02-21 11:01 AM I love the way my 3 year old says mosquito...."Spaghito" When my son was 3, his favorite Thomas the Train was Percy. He loves the color green so it made sense. The only problem was the way he pronounced Percy. More like P U double S Y. My husband was under strict orders to never let Percy leave the house because I did not want my son asking for him in public! |
2013-02-21 3:54 PM in reply to: #4630516 |
San Diego, CA | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say Having 3 young boys I could go on all day about their hilarious comments, 2 stand out though. 1 - My youngest son (3) walks in on my wife in the restroom during a very specific week during the month. He proceeds to run out of the room to find me screaming "Mommy's penis is broken! It fell off and now she has 2 butts! I was on the floor in tears 2 - I once made a comment about the Pick-Up-Stix near my work always being full of police officers. This is mostly due to the fact that there is also a large police station down the street. A couple months later, my oldest (6) notices a parking lot full of police cars all congregated before a parade. He yells out from the back seat, "Man, there must be a Pick-Up-Stix nearby with all those cops around!" We had to pull over to get control of ourselves. |
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2013-02-21 5:47 PM in reply to: #4630516 |
Master 3870 | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say Last night...We got home from gym. I fed kids but hadn't showered off the sweat yet. As I was chatting with my 2yo girl, lifting her out of high chair, I said "Whew! Mommy is stinky. I need a shower. Pee-ew!" She repeated "Stinky!" When I put her down she said, "Check you" and proceeded to go behind me and pull down my gym pants. So glad she's watching out for me, making sure I don't go around with a dirty diaper. |
2013-02-21 5:49 PM in reply to: #4631390 |
Master 3870 | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say trinigen - 2013-02-21 6:43 AM One more.... So I pick my son up at school and on the way out he sees a sports car. I've wondered that myself. |
2013-02-22 12:44 PM in reply to: #4630516 |
Veteran 1019 St. Louis | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say When my son was 5, we were playing a game of Candyland with him. He pulled a card, landed on Lord Licorice's spot, and muttered to himself "Je$us f'ing Chr!st". A year later, and we have him in a pretty integrated kindergarten. He's picked up some interesting things at school, but this one was a doozy. He was playing a board game (those games get this kid in trouble) with his little cousin, and after she won he said with 100% sincerity and in the sweetest little voice "aww, good job n-word". Thankfully, after a short talk about inappropriate language, he has yet to repeat either phrase. |
2013-02-22 4:19 PM in reply to: #4630516 |
Extreme Veteran 502 Tucson | Subject: RE: Funny things your kids say 1) Playing a board game with wife and kids one night. There's always a bit of mild trash talking going on. My son L (10) looks at me on one of his turns and says, "Dad, I'm gonna clean your closet!" "It's clock, L, clock." So we say "clean your closet" all the time now. It's inside family humor. 2) Oldest 3 kids are at the table. They're talking about the difference between needs and wants. Oldest son L is describing needs like water, air etc. 2nd son J says wants are like the Wii, Legos, etc. I'm just listening in when daughter K (6) thoughtfully pipes up "I need my wants!" |
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