Miss Alabama's Dress

Psssssst, Steve: It's Alabama.

JK Daniel;)

What is the backstory on that photoshoot?  There has to be one, right?

Blasphemy!  That's art sir.  (I don't get it either)

I'm not an Alabama fan but she is cute and I can appreciate their pride in the school as it's reflected in the dress.  There is no denying that they are a great team.

Originally posted by DanielG

Originally posted by switch

Originally posted by popsracer You would have thought they could have found a better place than a condemned bathroom for a photo shoot for this nice young lady.

Psssssst, Steve: It's Alabama.

JK Daniel;)

What is the backstory on that photoshoot?  There has to be one, right?

MISS AMERICA SHOW US YOUR SHOES PARADE. http://www.missamerica.org/news/parade.aspxMiss Alabama's 'Roll Tide' dress for Miss America contest meant as a wink to her last name, 'Champion' http://www.al.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2013/09/miss_alabamas_rol... I think the dress is over the top but these shoes are beyond hideous

Too matchy-matchy?

The boys are chorus boys (NY), but they came up in the first row of images when I typed in "shocked gay boy".

So we have a die hard Alabama fan here at work.  We often walk near his cube and belt out a "Roll Tide" just to get him spun up.  I sent him the pics and cc'd a lot of the people who joke with him about his blatent obsession.

He replied, "looks good, who will do the introductions."

Someone else replied and said, "Well, according to those hideous clothes, I think her eyesight may be failing so you may have a chance.  Have her seeing eye dog do the introductions and you should take some Scooby Snacks."

Condemned bathroom??? That's no way to talk about the Alabama Governor's Mansion!

What???

C'mon, man, this makes perfect sense.

1. Fashion disastor
2. Mention of man card
3. Insert horrified gay boy pic

It really writes itself.

Now, I'll admit, I didn't put in the pic of a shocked gay boy because I found the chorus boys instead--in what looks to be shiny Desoto Bibs and shirtless no less--with full red and black regalia. I think it works.

Maybe it only works if you've spent as much time at gay bars and drag shows as I have...

So many questions, so little time...

Easy--gay bars are fun.  There's always good dancing, reasonable drinks, great people watching.  I lived in DC and worked very close to Adams Morgan and Dupont Circle, just sayin.

In grad school I tended bar at an establishment in our college town called The Deadwood (anyone?).  It's normally an all-comers kinda place, except for home football games and the monthly drag show.  Very fun nights to work.

Not familiar with the 'Bama cheer?

Roll Tide Roll

Roll Tide Roll

Around The Bowl And Down The Hole

Roll Tide Roll