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2013-12-06 11:15 AM
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Subject: RE: Jokes that science nerds might appreciate.

René Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he would like another. "I think not," he says and vanishes in a puff of logic.



2013-12-06 11:35 AM
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2013-12-06 6:20 PM
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Just saw this one, figured it would fit perfectly in this thread





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2013-12-11 3:50 AM
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It's not just the length of the vector. It's where you apply the force.

Q: What do you call an insect that can't speak?
A: A mutant.

2013-12-11 4:21 AM
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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. Two to hold the giraffe and one to put the clock in the bathtub.

2014-09-19 2:39 PM
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? 



2014-09-20 9:35 PM
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Mine tend to lean towards engineering jokes...I guess that is what happens when you're an engineer...

What is the difference between mechanical and civil engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, civil Engineers build targets.

 

 





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2014-09-21 12:13 PM
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Originally posted by lkct01234

Mine tend to lean towards engineering jokes...I guess that is what happens when you're an engineer...

What is the difference between mechanical and civil engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, civil Engineers build targets.

 

 




Now that's funny!!
2017-01-17 9:26 AM
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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat.  She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

2017-01-20 9:14 AM
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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.

The bartender says, "There's no charge for you."

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here". The mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fungi". (fun guy)


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